how is this going so far (text)?
I banged this girl last weekend and trying to do so again...
Me: 10:30pm Did you catch up on your beauty sleep?
- killaB
Her: 10:45pm Hello there. Yes I did. Thank god for that haha J So how are you?
Me: 10:46pm Craziness went down…apparently landlord got noise complaints and wants me out by June 1st! Haha gotta love LA…and yes it’s all your fault J
Her: 10:47pm Oh no that’s crazy…I’m sorryyyyy! L whaat we weren’t that loud were we? Haha
Me: 11:00pm No lady below is old and crazy…it was from the tv music being loud…it’s a cooler story though if I say it’s because of you though
Her: 11:38pm Haha that’s true…Let’s stick with that one huh J
Me: (3 days later) 11:34pm I had a dream about you last night
Her: 12:17am Haha you did? What kinda dream? (this is exactly the response I was looking for if only I hadn’t fallen asleep by the time she sent it!)
Her: 12:49am I kinda wanna try that again
Her: 1:53am Hmm ok forget about it then
Me: (next day) 6:26am It was a bit different than normal dreams…there was some naughtiness involved
Me: 6:30am We need to get together this weekend to make my dreams come true…plus you owe me a moving out private party…clothing optional
That’s the last text I sent. What do you guys think of that last text? Also, I decided not to explain why I didn’t answer her texts last night. Was that the right move or should I have said something like “sorry beb was sleeping” and then send my next text about the dream?
also, I feel like the "there was some naughtiness involved" was a bit weak and pussyish. I think I should have been more descriptive and sexual with what the dream was about
You handled her interest really "cheaply" I guess I'd say. You get her really invested, you were super natural with the vibe and how you built rapport with her, then all of a sudden you switched to shark mode and make it hokey with the "make my dreams come true" (maybe I'm wrong but that came off like a cheap line lol). Just meet up with her, don't try to make it all sexy. She is already invested.
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