How to keep tension rolling

You: Oh yeah? What makes you say that?

^ bad response

me: cool! we can start tomorrow! 

me: you are so cute, helping me in this new challenge of my life

me: what color do you like? my lil guinea pig or lil lab rat

Something like that, as if she's proposing to practice with her. You can send them as rapidfire.

The color line is for the color of the pen for the autograph.

Then you can giver a puppy name with the guinea pig or lab rat line. If you use the lab rat you can call her pinky and you brain. If you use guinea pig you can call her a member of the G-Force. 

You can also play with what side she prefers for the signing, say that one of her boobs is more handsome than the other one, discuss if italic is cooler then bold or which looks best in her boobs, etc.

At the date play with that shit too and sign the boobies.

King what is your qualification for giving him sexual texting advice? I'm just curious

What's your plan for meeting up with this chick?

Some of my achievements that I'm really proud of:

jk (:

I have no ideia (:

But it's not like I'm a virgin or don't talk to girls.

What do you mean? Be more specific pls

You have no business giving texting advice. Desist, this is not a keyboard jockey forum. 

Just be like, "Just bought some magic erase markers. Got to keep my customers coming back for more ;) Meet up with me later today" 

Ok sir, I'll shut the fuck up (;

But I could totally see myself making what I had sent work, knowing it could activate some ASD bullshit.

haha this thread is hilarious. Thanks for the suggestions. After she sucked me off, she told me guys are always hitting on her throughout the week. Manwhore, you've probably seen and heard weirder shit as a result of fucking a lot of hot girls, why is she bringing that shit up? 

So you met up with her and she gave you a bj? How'd it go down. How'd the rest of the text convo turn out. 

Me: Wow you're right. I'm so motivated, I'm going to go put up a stand. Feel free to get in line. No line cuts though :p

Her:I'll be at the back of the line..who wants to be practice when

Her: perfect is the other option 

Me: Good point. Bring a book or something. The line wait is about an hour

Her: You really are mister popular..ehh I can wait haha :p

Next day

Me: Babe, are we still meeting up tonight?

Her: If you're still up for it, I'm game :)

Me:Awesome. I'll see you tonight at 7pm at ****. Wear something hot so we match :p

Then we met up and I did my thing. 

What were the texts before the "Wow you're so right.." 

Looks like these follow right after the opening post where she said practice makes perfect

So where'd this "are we still meeting up tonight" stuff start. 

In the first post said they had a date set

Derp. 

I feel like things are dying between us. I texted her friday and we were talking a lot. I ran into her at a party and we hung out before she went back home with her friends. On Saturday, I ran into her again at a party and she went home with me where she gave me another blowjob (she didn't want to have sex, so I ate her out and fingered her to multiple orgasms). Sunday, I saw her in my dining hall and we chatted a bit before she ran off. On Monday, I saw her again in the dining hall and sat with her hoping to chat. She said she couldn't talk because she had homework to do, so we ate in silence (was this a mistake?). I sent her this text today 

Me: haha explosm.net/comics/1804/

No response which is unusual. 

I feel like I need to send a challenging text. You guys are better than me at this, so I'm looking for suggestions for texts to send to her tomorrow. Here's what I'm thinking:

"Wow, I wish we could eat lunch together again. Last time was so much fun"

"It's fine, I don't like your haircut anyway"

"Do you know why you suck?" 

All advice is greatly appreiciated. Thanks in advance

So you just want to meet up again? What frame are you trying to set? Meet up at your place? What's up 

I mean there's obviously some issues here that aren't really going to be addressed through text, e.g. your escalation is obviously a bit poor and the fact you ate lunch in silence with this chick is a bit weird (lol). 

You need to be escalating on her vagina to stick your cock in her, not just eating her out till she comes that sort of takes your dick out of the equation. 

Manwhore, you're definetely correct that I'm not the best at escalating so I'm working on that. Right now, I'm trying to date her. My goal right now is to set up another date. Things have seemed weird since she slept over Saturday. Everything was great before we fell alseep (her arms were around me, she was kissing me and shit), but come Sunday morning she would only make out with me because "it was eight in the morning". How would you proceed?

I talked to my buddy. I think she just needs some space because we've been hanging out so much and things have been going really fast. I think the best thing to do is leave her alone and wait until friday to text her again. 

She doesn't need space. She needs a railin' lol

In my experience, the times i failed to pull the trigger, its game over. On the flipside, its almost impossible to screw it up keeping the pressure on. You'll never hear a girl say, "oh I don't like him anymore because he tried too hard to fuck me." Get used to hearing "no because (insert silly reason)"