hs girl
Me: Hey (her name), it's (my name). I'm gonna steal your patches
Girl - 1 min later: What are patches in this context ?
Me - 12 mins later: Lol the only ones we discussed. They had a good leathery touch.
Girl - 1 min later: I'm with cam and he just validated that no one talked about these patches you speak of
Me - 1 min later: Oh my gawd. On yer jacket duh.
Girl - 9 mins later: The ones that are patched up? ;)
Me - 25 mins later: Haha terrible. Leather patches on the elbows of that jacket. Now I really am going to steal them I was joking before.
Girl - 20 mins later: Ohhhh you didn't specify
Girl: Got it
Me - 46 mins later: Ahh finally we solved that. Sam and I went to the movies. Might be a little high.
This is a girl I have ran into a bunch of times around town. We were friends in hs wen I was seriously shut down and had no trust in myself to be sexual. So my task is to open her to seeing me that way, I mean I already see myself thus way. She's always like I always see you but we never hang out....and she does not mean hang out like one on one, she means like with old hs people that I don't even ever talk too lol, so how to get her to see that one on one is what's up. Obviously just craft something leading towards a meet up...haha it would be such an ego destroyer to be cool with this going down
Well don't make up reasons to excuse or justify your behavior. "Might be a little high." Whether you're just sharing information or not, it comes off to her like you're making an excuse, which is approval-seeking. Now a lot of times this would just be fine, but if you've got a past history with this chick, she may be inclined to think you're buttmunching. Also, you've got to start projecting a bit on this girl. Be accusatory, make her jump thru hoops, put her in mailboxes she doesn't want to be in.
Yeah when I saw those patches I thought you were a biker chick. glad you still have all your teeth
Yeah I looked'em up those patches get you into justin beiber concerts. You're fucking busted
I talked to Justin Beiber he says he wants his patches back. And to stop stealing his fucking laundry. lol
I can't believe your form of gaydom involves stealing and wearing justin beiber's "patches". Those are his dryer sheets duh
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
This builds attraction and compliance.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I love you MW. You fucking see exactly what the issue, geezus. Yeah "I might be alittle high" Is a text for a chick I'm already banging, ESPECIALY not a girl that knows me as non sexual....ok. Thanks
Me: I can't believe your form of gaydom involves stealing and wearing Justin Biebers "patches." Those are his dryer sheets duh.
Girl - 58 mins later: ..... ��
Me - 1 hr 52 mins later: Ha! Come on that was funny. With all the health food we get you should know that ;)
"Ha.Come on that was funny" seems a little bit approval seeking aswell. The last bit was ok tho, But maybe you could even be a bit more insulting?
Just stop texting this chick immediately. This girl takes you off your path lol
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Lol