Hungarian with tits
Met this girl a couple times, first time I was pretty aloof- because she was whiney as fuck. I was spending a little time with a mate i hadn't seen in a while with another dude and a few chicks- and she was whining about the 'lack of atmosphere in the bar'. So we ended up finding a new place, and I ducked out after a drink since I had another stop to make. Second time met at that mates' house party. Got to chatting, turned out she wasn't just a whiney little girl. Decent convo about travelling South America. Grabbed her number before I left.
Me: So hold on, was it German or Hungarian?
Girl - 7 mins later: Hungarian :)
Me - 15 mins later: You struck me as very German. Never met a Hungarian before
Me: So what's the quirk
Girl - 14 mins later:
Hah i'm so not german! :p
Me - 10 mins later: Doesn't help that you study German girl, bet you get it all the fuckin time
Girl - 8 mins later: Haha pretty much. My germanic appearance doesn't help either!
Me - 23 mins later: Tall, blonde, breasts = Must be German. True story
Me: What's a typical Hungarian look like
Girl - 9 hrs 3 mins later: I am not that tall or blonde though :p
Girl - 2 mins later: Haha there is no typical hungarian looks, we are very mixed. But i bet i have some german ancestors. Would figure
Me - 13 mins later: Your ancestor was defo a German lion tamer called Franz, had a little trouble performing in bed. Brilliant on stage though
Girl - 27 mins later: Some interesting assumptions here, how did you make this up? :D
Me - 1 hr 21 mins later: Communed with the spirits on my commute to work. Duh.
Me: What's your schedule like this week Franz, we're gonna go drink some Germanic blood
Girl - 4 hrs 35 mins later: Probably going to Brighton on sat. You could join so we get the ticket for 4 thing?
Me - 2 hrs 59 mins later: Haha could be convinced. Who with?
(Then I got impatient)
Me - 19 hrs 24 mins later: The beach is my special place. Give me some detail loser! ;(
Girl - 1 hr 9 mins later: No idea yet. Will keep ya updated
(Today)
Me - 1 week 1 day later: Apple sucks major balls these days Franz, I blame you.
Girl - 12 hrs 56 mins later: Yeah i can see why it's my fault. Why did you buy apple in the first place? It's rubbish
Me - 3 hrs 10 mins later: Apple whispered sweet nothings in my ear and promised me candy. I was lied to, Franz.
No reply just yet, she's on the slow side though. Feel like I'm being a bit gamey/jokey. I'unno.
Me: Yeah I've heard awesome things about Brighton, let's make it an adventure. I may not even wear pants
Ahh.. Sweet G.
I was trying to be way too aloof in my reply. Took out all the fun. Thanks.
You've got to assume rapport dude. Assume attraction. All that jazz. You're treating her like a stranger, like a combatant.
Yeah don't get trapped in trying to look cool. Just be cool.