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eli
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Met this girl a couple times, first time I was pretty aloof- because she was whiney as fuck. I was spending a little time with a mate i hadn't seen in a while with another dude and a few chicks- and she was whining about the 'lack of atmosphere in the bar'. So we ended up finding a new place, and I ducked out after a drink since I had another stop to make. Second time met at that mates' house party. Got to chatting, turned out she wasn't just a whiney little girl. Decent convo about travelling South America. Grabbed her number before I left.

Me: So hold on, was it German or Hungarian?

Girl - 7 mins later: Hungarian :)

Me - 15 mins later: You struck me as very German. Never met a Hungarian before

Me: So what's the quirk

Girl - 14 mins later:

Hah i'm so not german! :p

Me - 10 mins later: Doesn't help that you study German girl, bet you get it all the fuckin time

Girl - 8 mins later: Haha pretty much. My germanic appearance doesn't help either!

Me - 23 mins later: Tall, blonde, breasts = Must be German. True story

Me: What's a typical Hungarian look like

Girl - 9 hrs 3 mins later: I am not that tall or blonde though :p

Girl - 2 mins later: Haha there is no typical hungarian looks, we are very mixed. But i bet i have some german ancestors. Would figure

Me - 13 mins later: Your ancestor was defo a German lion tamer called Franz, had a little trouble performing in bed. Brilliant on stage though

Girl - 27 mins later: Some interesting assumptions here, how did you make this up? :D

Me - 1 hr 21 mins later: Communed with the spirits on my commute to work. Duh.

Me: What's your schedule like this week Franz, we're gonna go drink some Germanic blood

Girl - 4 hrs 35 mins later: Probably going to Brighton on sat. You could join so we get the ticket for 4 thing?

Me - 2 hrs 59 mins later: Haha could be convinced. Who with?

(Then I got impatient)

Me - 19 hrs 24 mins later: The beach is my special place. Give me some detail loser! ;(

Girl - 1 hr 9 mins later: No idea yet. Will keep ya updated

(Today)

Me - 1 week 1 day later: Apple sucks major balls these days Franz, I blame you.

Girl - 12 hrs 56 mins later: Yeah i can see why it's my fault. Why did you buy apple in the first place? It's rubbish

Me - 3 hrs 10 mins later: Apple whispered sweet nothings in my ear and promised me candy. I was lied to, Franz.

No reply just yet, she's on the slow side though. Feel like I'm being a bit gamey/jokey. I'unno.

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Me: Yeah I've heard awesome

Me: Yeah I've heard awesome things about Brighton, let's make it an adventure. I may not even wear pants 

eli
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Ahh.. Sweet G. I was trying

Ahh.. Sweet G.
I was trying to be way too aloof in my reply. Took out all the fun. Thanks.

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You've got to assume rapport

You've got to assume rapport dude. Assume attraction. All that jazz. You're treating her like a stranger, like a combatant.

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Yeah don't get trapped in

Yeah don't get trapped in trying to look cool. Just be cool.