I have a really nice dong tho I'm just saying, I can make that judgment
Girl - 16 hrs 3 mins later: Why does gayness have to be associated with dildos?
Me - 10 mins later: Cuz I said. My bad
Girl: Lol just saying!
Me - 2 mins later: Dildos are third place
Me - 4 mins later: I have a really nice dong tho I'm just saying, I can make that judgment
Girl - 4 mins later: Bahahaha
Me - 1 min later: Pretty sure anyways. At least that's what all the guys in the army said
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Me: Ugh I got Jehovah's witnesses in my neighborhood going to feed them to my dog
Girl: I have scientologists
Me - 2 mins later: Do they knock on your door tho
Girl - 4 mins later: No.
Me - 9 mins later: These ones do
Girl - 1 min later: Just join then
Girl: Duh.
Girl: Or tell them your already a JW Or a Jew. Or just answer your door naked with a soda and the bible.
Me: Yeah I've opened my door naked before
Me: Fucking hilarious
Me - 7 mins later: I have a really nice dong tho so it made it okay
Girl: Lmaoo
Girl: Have u?
Me - 1 min later: Pretty sure. At least that's what all the guys in the army said
Girl: Bahahah.
Girl - 10 mins later: I'm sure..
Girl: You do...
Girl: Lol
Girl: I'm going to sleep. I better wake up to dick picks..
Girl: Lmao I kid I kid
Girl - 31 mins later: Night :)
Me - 1 min later: Night beb
Ahaha fucking hilarious.
LOL
"I better wake up to dick picks.. " haha, that cracked me up
"I better wake up to dick picks.. " haha, that cracked me up
thats the part where I would have sent her a photoshopped picture of my dick.
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