I have a really nice dong tho I'm just saying, I can make that judgment

Girl - 16 hrs 3 mins later: Why does gayness have to be associated with dildos? 

Me - 10 mins later: Cuz I said. My bad 

Girl: Lol just saying! 

Me - 2 mins later: Dildos are third place 

Me - 4 mins later: I have a really nice dong tho I'm just saying, I can make that judgment 

Girl - 4 mins later: Bahahaha 

Me - 1 min later: Pretty sure anyways. At least that's what all the guys in the army said 

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Me: Ugh I got Jehovah's witnesses in my neighborhood going to feed them to my dog 

Girl: I have scientologists 

Me - 2 mins later: Do they knock on your door tho 

Girl - 4 mins later: No. 

Me - 9 mins later: These ones do 

Girl - 1 min later: Just join then 

Girl: Duh. 

Girl: Or tell them your already a JW Or a Jew. Or just answer your door naked with a soda and the bible. 

Me: Yeah I've opened my door naked before 

Me: Fucking hilarious 

Me - 7 mins later: I have a really nice dong tho so it made it okay 

Girl: Lmaoo 

Girl: Have u? 

Me - 1 min later: Pretty sure. At least that's what all the guys in the army said 

Girl: Bahahah. 

Girl - 10 mins later: I'm sure.. 

Girl: You do... 

Girl: Lol 

Girl: I'm going to sleep. I better wake up to dick picks.. 

Girl: Lmao I kid I kid 

Girl - 31 mins later: Night :) 

Me - 1 min later: Night beb