I keep fracking up with text, how do i proceed with these 2?
Thu, 10/11/2012 - 06:10
- This chick that i met at a party maybe about 4 weeks ago. We had like a 15 mins interaction. I may sent her the "luring girls with candy text" a week after we met but no response. Today however.....
ME: OMG Megan i hate you
HER(1 min later): I'm sorry?
ME (2 mins): Apologies accepted. What mischief are you causing?
HER (1 min) : Destroying the world, the usual. What have you been up to?
ME (6 mins) : Great you can be my partner in crime. We'll rob a bank with water pistols. If you skills are on par you can also be the get-away driver, can you handle that
HER (5 mins): That's a pretty big responsibility but I have some crazy driving skills. We'll need some intimidating water guns, nerf style.
ME (30 mins) : Hmm yeah in that case I am bringing a helmet. You may be right we're going to need to plan together and go bigger. What's you schedule looking like this week?
*no response*
- I have yet to meet this girl in person. We talked on okc and texted about 2 weeks ago: http://manwhore.org/forum/content/closed-okc-chick
She stopped texting me after that last convo. I called her and texted her once but she never responded.... until today.
ME: OMG i hate you.
HER: I met up with some guy from this stupid fucking website and it was way too weird so that's why I've been ignoring you.
Me: I know. I had this crazy redhead last weekend from the site. She pee'd on my buddy's car, i'm now reluctant
*No response*
what the hell.........
ME: OMG Megan i hate you
HER(1 min later): I'm sorry?
ME (2 mins): Apologies accepted. What mischief are you causing?
HER (1 min) : Destroying the world, the usual. What have you been up to?
ME (6 mins) : Great you can be my partner in crime. We'll rob a bank with water pistols. If you skills are on par you can also be the get-away driver, can you handle that
HER (5 mins): That's a pretty big responsibility but I have some crazy driving skills. We'll need some intimidating water guns, nerf style.
ME (30 mins) : Hmm yeah in that case I am bringing a helmet. You may be right we're going to need to plan together and go bigger. What's you schedule looking like this week?
*no response*
- I have yet to meet this girl in person. We talked on okc and texted about 2 weeks ago: http://manwhore.org/forum/content/closed-okc-chick
She stopped texting me after that last convo. I called her and texted her once but she never responded.... until today.
ME: OMG i hate you.
HER: I met up with some guy from this stupid fucking website and it was way too weird so that's why I've been ignoring you.
Me: I know. I had this crazy redhead last weekend from the site. She pee'd on my buddy's car, i'm now reluctant
*No response*
what the hell.........
Thu, 10/11/2012 - 10:08
#1
Re: I keep fracking up with text, how do i proceed with these 2?
Well actually you did quite well with both.
The only issue I'd say with the first one is that you mistakenly tried to go for the meetup in a super logical way, off a super playful text exchange. If you want to ask a girl out like that, and yes, texting a girl "What's your schedule looking like this week?" is definitely asking her on a date.. then you need to come back down to earth a little bit before sending that. Take it down a notch from the crazy water pistol swordplay.
The second one I suspect you will be ok with.. she just had a bad time. Just another sad story on how shitty a girl's life actually can be lol. They get harassed and fucked with more than we know ;b
Just say something like, "Sorry for your scary time pumpkin. I'm not a weirdo you don't have to worry! Plus we can always meet up in a public place so just in case YOU are crazy I can run ;)"
The only issue I'd say with the first one is that you mistakenly tried to go for the meetup in a super logical way, off a super playful text exchange. If you want to ask a girl out like that, and yes, texting a girl "What's your schedule looking like this week?" is definitely asking her on a date.. then you need to come back down to earth a little bit before sending that. Take it down a notch from the crazy water pistol swordplay.
The second one I suspect you will be ok with.. she just had a bad time. Just another sad story on how shitty a girl's life actually can be lol. They get harassed and fucked with more than we know ;b
Just say something like, "Sorry for your scary time pumpkin. I'm not a weirdo you don't have to worry! Plus we can always meet up in a public place so just in case YOU are crazy I can run ;)"
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Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:41
#2
Re: I keep fracking up with text, how do i proceed with these 2?
@Manwhore:
Thanks for the tips MW! That's also how I am screwing up in OKC when i try to #close a chick.
I'm glad i made somewhat of a progress on my texting. Gosh did i use to SUCK ha
Going back to that Megan girl, I confused her for another girl. I actually met Megan last Friday at a party and had a 5 mins interaction. I just remember her being attracted to my high energy and humor that night... Then came in the horde of chodes.
Party was full of guys trying to be my bestfriend just to get to my girls, felt like slapping every single one of them.
I did however hit up the girl i met 4 weeks ago. Went like this:
ME: OMG Kayla i hate you
HER: Who is this?
ME: Bleh nvm you deleted my number. Goodnight ha
15 mins later, Kayla calls me 3 times in a row. On the 3rd call she left a voicemail, she went straight MAD. She said:
"Yoooo!!! I don't know who the fuck this is, but I didn't delete your number. If you know me at all, i lose a phone every weekend. So.... I do appreciate the "hate" text, it's totally chill. Cuz you should probably say who it is if you're gonna say you hate somebody, otherwise you're just a douchebag! Alright, good night..... and FUCK YOU to whoever this is."
I her called back after finishing my game of League of Legends :P
She picked up and I said "hey, it's Guru" super relaxed. She responded in a relaxed manner as well, I honestly expected her to explode on me... god damn....
So i laughed, told her that it was not a hate text and that she sounds so fucking adorable when she gets mad though. She cracked up and rambled on about how she thought it was a legit hater. She asked me what i've been up to, I think because my answer was nothing to brag about she said she had to go lol. It was a 5 mins convo.
At least we're on good terms, ill hit her up another day.
Thanks for the tips MW! That's also how I am screwing up in OKC when i try to #close a chick.
I'm glad i made somewhat of a progress on my texting. Gosh did i use to SUCK ha
Going back to that Megan girl, I confused her for another girl. I actually met Megan last Friday at a party and had a 5 mins interaction. I just remember her being attracted to my high energy and humor that night... Then came in the horde of chodes.
Party was full of guys trying to be my bestfriend just to get to my girls, felt like slapping every single one of them.
I did however hit up the girl i met 4 weeks ago. Went like this:
ME: OMG Kayla i hate you
HER: Who is this?
ME: Bleh nvm you deleted my number. Goodnight ha
15 mins later, Kayla calls me 3 times in a row. On the 3rd call she left a voicemail, she went straight MAD. She said:
"Yoooo!!! I don't know who the fuck this is, but I didn't delete your number. If you know me at all, i lose a phone every weekend. So.... I do appreciate the "hate" text, it's totally chill. Cuz you should probably say who it is if you're gonna say you hate somebody, otherwise you're just a douchebag! Alright, good night..... and FUCK YOU to whoever this is."
I her called back after finishing my game of League of Legends :P
She picked up and I said "hey, it's Guru" super relaxed. She responded in a relaxed manner as well, I honestly expected her to explode on me... god damn....
So i laughed, told her that it was not a hate text and that she sounds so fucking adorable when she gets mad though. She cracked up and rambled on about how she thought it was a legit hater. She asked me what i've been up to, I think because my answer was nothing to brag about she said she had to go lol. It was a 5 mins convo.
At least we're on good terms, ill hit her up another day.
Mon, 10/15/2012 - 11:54
#3
Re: I keep fracking up with text, how do i proceed with these 2?
Cool beans. Tell her to meet you for ice cream or you'll send her another hate text and you'll cc her mom.
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