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Alright so my title looks like a first grader wrote it but fuckit. I always find useful information around the forum so I'd like to give back..anyways

Yesterday it was a regular day, woke up at around 9:00am, wake n baked on the block with the homies and I left for school. As im walking down the block, I see a girl who I've seen before. I hit her up like 2 months ago for her number, that interaction was solid. However, my text game must of been lacking because she would never reply, only rarely. This one time I literally sent her the ABCs because she wouldnt reply , i've blown her phone up so many time it's not even funny. Now before this, I thought I'd never have a chance with her, I thought she thinks im a fucking lame for blowing up her shit like that. Dam I thought wrong..

Anyway, I see her and immediately start talking, I bring up how im a lame for blowing up her phone blah blah blah. She's easily a 8, maybe a 9 or 10 to some people. We end up chilling for like about an hour. We both decide we should miss school today and continue to find out more about eachother. She treats me to a donut and we continue talking, flirting all that good shit. I remember telling her that I dont judge, Ill tell her shit straight out, and a bunch of other shit that I was sincerely feeling in that moment. It starts getting to active so we shake the spot. I tell her to lets go chill on my block and she agrees. So we're in front of my house and im thinking how I should get her in..were flipping coins that heads or tails bullshit. I end up winning the bet, so she has to come inside my house now haha ;)

She keeps saying how she never would have thought this would have happened, how she usually never replies to anyone, or gives out her number. which probably fuckn means the opposite. she tells me she thought I was good looking from the first interaction we had, and she likes the way I talk. Cool shes gunna love the way I bone lol..so shes talking and were getting all close n shit so I go ahead and start making out with her. At some point I laughed a little bit because I heard her moaning while I was only kissing her. Dam she must of been horny af. So I start rubbing her pussy all that good shit, and shes moaning even louder..Ive known this girl for like 3 hours. I go to get a helmet for my soldier, Im gunna fuck this bitch so bomb I think to myself. This is where I spoke to soon. Theres a loud ass fucking knock on my door screaming my name, "crimsonchin! crimsonchin!!". Fuck I thought. She immediately stopped being horny and got scared. It's okay I tried to tell her. But this person kept knocking. I looked to see who it was,...It waS MY GRANDMA. fuck that was so random I thought. So I opened the door and let her in. she said she just wanted to see if we had sugar...what the fuck . So she cockblocked me for some sugar. Its alright ill let it slide this time granny lol..

We jam from my pad and we talk about how we;re not gunna be strangers to eachother and shit.It sounds like bullshit coming from this girl she's so fuckn bomb. She looks like she really wanted to fuck lol. I texted her today and she hasnt replied lol, which goes to the conclusion on what I learned. As soon as you see that girl you want, try to take it as far as possible that first time. I learned girls dont know how to text either, just like us. I didn't fuck, but I learned something valuable. Now i'm just thinking this girl will never hit me back up because I didnt fuck her, but she knows wassup. She actually told me she wouldn't reply to me because she "didnt know my intentions", Im pretty sure she knows now haha..Anyway thanks for reading it was kewl

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Ok good take away from the

Ok good take away from the situation to always be escalating.  But you flipped a coin to see if she would come in the house? How old are you? Lol. Just tell her to come in no more coin flipping lol. Or if it did land on the wrong side I hope you would bring her in anyway. I fucking love that when a girl starts to moan straight from the make out. So hot.

lesson number 2: don't answer the door for grandma if your getting it on with a girl.

Lesson 3: grandma is watching you bring girls in the house.

Lesson 4: when grandma leaves the girl does not leave after her. But that won't happen bc you won't be opening the door for grandma anymore right? You had your fingers in this girl she's moaning and  then you called it a day? You'll learn this eventually but when you let a girl out of your icy grips the whole seduction process has to start over and generally speaking it's gonna be even harder to get her in the rack the 2nd time because she knows you just want to use her as a meat sock and she'll feel like a slut.

good luck

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batehs wrote: Ok good take

batehs wrote:
Ok good take away from the situation to always be escalating.  But you flipped a coin to see if she would come in the house? How old are you? Lol. Just tell her to come in no more coin flipping lol. Or if it did land on the wrong side I hope you would bring her in anyway. I fucking love that when a girl starts to moan straight from the make out. So hot.

lesson number 2: don't answer the door for grandma if your getting it on with a girl.

Lesson 3: grandma is watching you bring girls in the house.

Lesson 4: when grandma leaves the girl does not leave after her. But that won't happen bc you won't be opening the door for grandma anymore right? You had your fingers in this girl she's moaning and  then you called it a day? You'll learn this eventually but when you let a girl out of your icy grips the whole seduction process has to start over and generally speaking it's gonna be even harder to get her in the rack the 2nd time because she knows you just want to use her as a meat sock and she'll feel like a slut.

good luck

yeah that coin flipping shit sounds gay but I made it into a game it was pretty fun lol as dumb as it sounds.im 17 so I guess I can get away with it idk?, led to the make out, me winning the bet, led to my pad..but your right about everything. My grandma was knocking for awhile that's why I decided to answer, dam she screams hysterically I wouldn't be able to get it on with her screaming anyway.

Your right tho I fucked up I should of introduced my cock asap.. that about her being slut haha that's good cause she is ;)

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Your 17? Holy crap ok dont



Your 17? Holy crap ok dont worry about it dude you did fine. BUt yeah your gma is watching your ass. Your so young, make sure when you turn into ultimate pimp guy by the time your 18/19 you dont get any chicks pregnant. Condoms are our friend. I'm 30 and every time one of my boys gets a girl pregnant its literally the end of our friendship jsut because he gets consumed with this new baby. Stay away from that shit! You've got a lot of fucking to do. ALright end rant

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You got cockblocked by a

You got cockblocked by a grandma. Pathetic. I had the police try that one time, didn't let them in either

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