I PULLED MY DICK OUT IN THE CLUB FOR THE FIRST TIME- WOOOOOOH
Sun, 04/07/2013 - 19:26
Straight up- the girl goes, "Let me see your dick"
Sooooo
I unbuckled my pants, pulled them down and whipped out my dick and started hellicoptering the SHIT out of this girl
She ran away
haahahahhaa me and U5 were ACTUALLY on the floor laughing
Funny enough- no bouncers were called and she actually came back for more like 5 minutes later
Sooooo
I unbuckled my pants, pulled them down and whipped out my dick and started hellicoptering the SHIT out of this girl
She ran away
haahahahhaa me and U5 were ACTUALLY on the floor laughing
Funny enough- no bouncers were called and she actually came back for more like 5 minutes later
Sun, 04/07/2013 - 21:35
#1
Lol dude. I remember my
Lol dude. I remember my first time I did this.
Awkwardness defined: Busting from a hand job with your dick out on the dance floor...on her dress.
Interestingly enough she also ran away after. hahah
One of my goals is to fuck a girl on the dance floor. Dark corner maybe? I have no idea how this would happen but I'm sure hilarity would ensue.
Awkwardness defined: Busting from a hand job with your dick out on the dance floor...on her dress.
Interestingly enough she also ran away after. hahah
One of my goals is to fuck a girl on the dance floor. Dark corner maybe? I have no idea how this would happen but I'm sure hilarity would ensue.
Sun, 04/07/2013 - 21:39
#2
Yeah, and it's made far
Yeah, and it's made far worse, for me, by the fact that I pretty much laugh at the faintest whiff of a penis or fart joke
Mon, 04/08/2013 - 02:44
#3
I don't like taking whiffs of
I don't like taking whiffs of penis jokes cuz they smell funny