"If you're going to be a dick don't call me"
So its an early night for me because I got work at 5. Called girl after my workout to joke around cause I was in a goofy mood. Basically said "I really miss you,,, I know it sounds like bullshit - but I was actually crying when a rap song came on and I thought of you" followed by laughter which I tried to hide Slightly.
anyway she texts me this and I have no idea what to respond. A "true" text would be
"I really do like you - that's my sense of humour. Sorry if it offends you but it's how I show I care."
Of course I haven't sent that. Figure I'll wait till tomor
(For the record - up till now this girl has been super into me - I sleep with her once a week and she craves it"
No one has any idea what you're talking about dude.
Ya I was really fucking tired yesterday so I wasn't super clear.
Basically I called my fuckbuddy after working out and joked around a bit too hard with her on the phone, She got kinda butthurt and texted me "If your going to be a dick don't call me." Today I'm going to be in her neck of the woods and I'd like to get together and fuck tonight. Not sure how to reply
Just ignore it's not a big deal. Act like it didn't happen