I'm getting better at this (okc convo)
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 01:28
I fucked girls from okc before but they were all average at best,this is a hottie and I'm really proud of myself lol. It probably needs more work butI'm def getting better.
I used some lines that I found on the forum.Thanks guys!
ME: After a rigorous brief review of your profile it seems that we both enjoy running marathons daily and swimming with polar bears, looking forward to our trip to Paris in a hot air balloon.
Her: U so need to share whatever your on bc that plan frickin rocks
Me: I'm in the parking lot testing the balloon right now,pack your bags although you don't need much,flip flops and a hat for the sun.
her: Flip flops it is, heels wouldnt work, should I grab the beer.. Btw will we have phone service? Sent from the OkCupid app
me: no phones,cant you live without facebook for a few weeks? lol YES grab the beer,I like Stella,I'll get m&ms and icecream.
her: Wasnt worried bout FB, I have peeps who would call fbi, u know.. No m&m's gotta grab skittles, then we're set... Lets get it...Sent from the OkCupid app
me: You seem cool I'm glad we started talking. Hopefully you're not actually a serial killer in real life but if you are I'm fast so I'll just run :)
her: You can run, but im an excellent shot.. I might give ya a head start..lol.. Dont think they let serial killers do what I do, but u never know.. Hahaha u have a great sense of humor, im sarcastic like crazy, so its refreshing.. Sent from the OkCupid app
me: what do you do...let me guess,you repair cigarette lighters,either that or hand model lol
her: Omg your dead on, how did u know? I work for a major deffense contractor.. Sent from the OkCupid app
me: it must be cool working with Iron Man and Capt. America. I work in the gambling industry,set up and test slots machines.
her: Ahhh fun.. Yeah I get to wrk w the engineers who develop the cool shit.. And I get to shoot.. Slot machines are evil lil bastards, I can now blame u for all tge money I have lost, awesome now I have face to throw my anger at..Sent from the OkCupid app
me: Sure,I'll bring you 16x20" poster of me,you can throw darts at it lol. Seriously now,i agree,they are evil,thats how they build Vegas. I used to play poker online for a living so I'm pretty good with nrs,odds etc.
her: I stay far away from casinos.. They love me.. Haha damnit I have to go cook, im starving..Sent from the OkCupid app
me: So listen,let's meet up sometimes ,have a couple cocktails with cute little umbrellas and we can talk more about the evil casinos conspiracy.
her: Cute umbrellas? Hmmm sounds fun.. Lol.. Will u be the one who takes up half the parking lot w ur hot air balloon? Sent from the OkCupid app
me: hahaha I'm driving my car this time, what's your phone nr,I just got a new plan,I can text you 1762 times/month.
her: Wow stalker, hahaha unlimited txt r awesome right.. My number is xxx-xxx-xxxx..Sent from the OkCupid app
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me: haha yes, I'm Bad_Lieutenant btw.
I used some lines that I found on the forum.Thanks guys!
ME: After a rigorous brief review of your profile it seems that we both enjoy running marathons daily and swimming with polar bears, looking forward to our trip to Paris in a hot air balloon.
Her: U so need to share whatever your on bc that plan frickin rocks
Me: I'm in the parking lot testing the balloon right now,pack your bags although you don't need much,flip flops and a hat for the sun.
her: Flip flops it is, heels wouldnt work, should I grab the beer.. Btw will we have phone service? Sent from the OkCupid app
me: no phones,cant you live without facebook for a few weeks? lol YES grab the beer,I like Stella,I'll get m&ms and icecream.
her: Wasnt worried bout FB, I have peeps who would call fbi, u know.. No m&m's gotta grab skittles, then we're set... Lets get it...Sent from the OkCupid app
me: You seem cool I'm glad we started talking. Hopefully you're not actually a serial killer in real life but if you are I'm fast so I'll just run :)
her: You can run, but im an excellent shot.. I might give ya a head start..lol.. Dont think they let serial killers do what I do, but u never know.. Hahaha u have a great sense of humor, im sarcastic like crazy, so its refreshing.. Sent from the OkCupid app
me: what do you do...let me guess,you repair cigarette lighters,either that or hand model lol
her: Omg your dead on, how did u know? I work for a major deffense contractor.. Sent from the OkCupid app
me: it must be cool working with Iron Man and Capt. America. I work in the gambling industry,set up and test slots machines.
her: Ahhh fun.. Yeah I get to wrk w the engineers who develop the cool shit.. And I get to shoot.. Slot machines are evil lil bastards, I can now blame u for all tge money I have lost, awesome now I have face to throw my anger at..Sent from the OkCupid app
me: Sure,I'll bring you 16x20" poster of me,you can throw darts at it lol. Seriously now,i agree,they are evil,thats how they build Vegas. I used to play poker online for a living so I'm pretty good with nrs,odds etc.
her: I stay far away from casinos.. They love me.. Haha damnit I have to go cook, im starving..Sent from the OkCupid app
me: So listen,let's meet up sometimes ,have a couple cocktails with cute little umbrellas and we can talk more about the evil casinos conspiracy.
her: Cute umbrellas? Hmmm sounds fun.. Lol.. Will u be the one who takes up half the parking lot w ur hot air balloon? Sent from the OkCupid app
me: hahaha I'm driving my car this time, what's your phone nr,I just got a new plan,I can text you 1762 times/month.
her: Wow stalker, hahaha unlimited txt r awesome right.. My number is xxx-xxx-xxxx..Sent from the OkCupid app
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me: haha yes, I'm Bad_Lieutenant btw.
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 02:20
#1
Re: I'm getting better at this (okc convo)
@Bad_Lieutenant:
This is actually.. REALLY good.
See how he took the craziness and related it to real life? Fucking kick ass. Then he seeded a date, and got her number in a fun way.
WINNING
This is actually.. REALLY good.
See how he took the craziness and related it to real life? Fucking kick ass. Then he seeded a date, and got her number in a fun way.
WINNING
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 03:39
#2
Re: I'm getting better at this (okc convo)
@Bad_Lieutenant:
Yeah this is cool. Thanks for posting
Yeah this is cool. Thanks for posting
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 04:02
#3
Re: I'm getting better at this (okc convo)
When I was reading the thread I was like "holy fuck this is good.....did I click buddha's thread?" and saw it was Leiu.
Great job bro.....
fuck me now
Great job bro.....
fuck me now
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 04:23
#4
Re: I'm getting better at this (okc convo)
Sick-Cunt;640.4663;50 wrote:
fuck me now
Haha!
Fuck me now.
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 05:38
#5
Re: I'm getting better at this (okc convo)
If your going to fuck them two I wouldn't mind a penis being thrown my way either. That was an awesome convo, so much to pull out of it. Like it was perfect, shes sounds cool too
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 06:01
#6
Re: I'm getting better at this (okc convo)
Woh
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 12:04
#7
Re: I'm getting better at this (okc convo)
@Bad_Lieutenant:
Great work man. That number line was cracking!
Great work man. That number line was cracking!
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 13:12
#8
Re: I'm getting better at this (okc convo)
text her last night
Me: Hey,Rambo-chick,its BL
no response,that never happend before.Every time I got a nr online I would text like 30min later and they always responded.Will send something else today.
Me: Hey,Rambo-chick,its BL
no response,that never happend before.Every time I got a nr online I would text like 30min later and they always responded.Will send something else today.
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 13:21
#9
Re: I'm getting better at this (okc convo)
@Bad_Lieutenant:
dont trip out man. probably busy. also avoid "what up " kinda texts better to tell her "lets rob a bank" ;b
dont trip out man. probably busy. also avoid "what up " kinda texts better to tell her "lets rob a bank" ;b
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 13:51
#10
Re: I'm getting better at this (okc convo)
@Bad_Lieutenant:
Congrats this seemed really solid .. and Fun, which is basically the point of all we're doing here, to have fun...
Loved the Iron Man Capt America line.. :D
Congrats this seemed really solid .. and Fun, which is basically the point of all we're doing here, to have fun...
Loved the Iron Man Capt America line.. :D
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 14:05
#11
Re: I'm getting better at this (okc convo)
She said she works for a major defence contractor,so I'm thinking
something like this:
Are you finished with my background check? Don't worry there's not
much on there... I robbed a major bank in Tibet ,was the getaway mule driver,
and that's about it.
What do you guys think? Make it shorter,I'm still working on it .
something like this:
Are you finished with my background check? Don't worry there's not
much on there... I robbed a major bank in Tibet ,was the getaway mule driver,
and that's about it.
What do you guys think? Make it shorter,I'm still working on it .
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 14:35
#12
Re: I'm getting better at this (okc convo)
Didn't send anything yet,but she just replied,game on!!
Her: Sorry I crashed last night.. Ten hr days r kicking this chicks ass. Have a good day
~nena~
Her: Sorry I crashed last night.. Ten hr days r kicking this chicks ass. Have a good day
~nena~
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 15:37
#13
Re: I'm getting better at this (okc convo)
@Bad_Lieutenant:
It's cool beb, let me know when you're done with my background check... But I'll make it easy for ya....."
Use your line. That shit was funny as fuck.
It's cool beb, let me know when you're done with my background check... But I'll make it easy for ya....."
Use your line. That shit was funny as fuck.
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 16:49
#14
Re: I'm getting better at this (okc convo)
@Bad_Lieutenant:
Told you she was busy bro." It's like a dong pointing to a hot girl, focus on the dong and you'll miss the heavenly glory" -Bruce lee
Told you she was busy bro." It's like a dong pointing to a hot girl, focus on the dong and you'll miss the heavenly glory" -Bruce lee
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 18:59
#15
Re: I'm getting better at this (okc convo)
kris;640.4720;32 wrote:
@Bad_Lieutenant:
Told you she was busy bro." It's like a dong pointing to a hot girl, focus on the dong and you'll miss the heavenly glory" -Bruce lee
WTF lol
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 22:23
#16
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kris;640.4720;32 wrote:
@Bad_Lieutenant:
Told you she was busy bro." It's like a dong pointing to a hot girl, focus on the dong and you'll miss the heavenly glory" -Bruce lee
He's right.
A good idea is to be merciless with chicks but be funny about it. "Oh 10 hr work days will not kick your ass like I'M going to >:o!"
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 13:10
#17
Re: I'm getting better at this (okc convo)
heres the text convo so far...countdown to fuck up? lol
Me: Hey Rambo-chick,its BL
Girl: - 12 hrs 36 mins later: Sorry I crashed last night.. Ten hr days r kicking this chicks ass. Have a good day
~nena~
Me: - 5 mins later: It's fine, I thought you were doing a background check on me . Is Nena short for something
Girl: - 1 min later: Hahaha yep it sure is.. But its a secret..
~nena~
Me - 1 min later: Pfff,I'll figure it out in no time, I'm pretty good at math
Girl: Maybe its not math.. Its science...
~nena~
Me - 6 mins later: Ok,I'll start first: BL is short for BL (my middle name )...Th. in English
Me - 2 mins later: My first name is George and I fucking hate it lol ,all my friends call me BL
Girl - 23 mins later: Hahaha u think im giving up my name that easy... Your name isnt bad, neither is mine but its my two grandmothers name mushed together. My middle name is Caye..
Girl: No one at my job even knows my legal name.. Hmmm im ninja like that
~nena~
Me - 3 mins later: Oh I see ,you're James Bond the female version.
Girl - 1 min later: James bond is awesome, im not quite his level.. Lol.. Im still in my ninja phase, gotta keep ppl on their toes..
~nena~
Me - 6 mins later: You're a dangerous chick, I'll defenely be on my toes when we meet,although I'm in my navy seal phase and seals>ninjas
Girl - 47 mins later: Nope.. After ninja phase is gangsta phase..lol
~nena~
Me - 26 mins later: Oh no,gangsta Nena sounds scary, I would rather meet you while you're still in ninja phase . Let's hangout later if youre not busy
Girl - 5 hrs 20 mins later: I just left wrk, been an insane day..srry
~nena~
Me - 41 mins later: For an insane day Dr BL prescribes mandatory icecream,beer and a chick flick
Girl - 5 mins later: Actually im gonna have a meeting with my electrical engineers at the kilt.. Lol..
~nena~
Girl - 1 min later: Nothing like being able to use company money for a good after hours meeting..lol
~nena~
Me - 1 min later: You can buy me a drink with the company's money. I won't tell !
Girl - 1 min later: Hahaha im sure u wouldnt...
~nena~
Me - 1 min later: If anybody asks ,I got hired this week as your personal assistant
Girl - 2 mins later: Yeah they know better, plus you have to go through security clearance to even listen to what we talk about..
~nena~
Me - 1 min later: Oh shit ,I'll pretend I'm Borat ,I got the accent all I need is speedos :-p
Girl - 3 mins later: Bahahaha I can just imagine the look on my one extra conservative eng if that happened...
~nena~
Me - 2 mins later: Well,then,let's get together tomorrow night ,no engineers just us.
Me: And don't even try to get me drunk,I'm from eastern Europe we tame lions over there...I can hold my liquour. Lol
Girl - 58 mins later: Your a riot, im headed to the kilt.. Ill catch up later...
~nena~
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Me: Hey Rambo-chick,its BL
Girl: - 12 hrs 36 mins later: Sorry I crashed last night.. Ten hr days r kicking this chicks ass. Have a good day
~nena~
Me: - 5 mins later: It's fine, I thought you were doing a background check on me . Is Nena short for something
Girl: - 1 min later: Hahaha yep it sure is.. But its a secret..
~nena~
Me - 1 min later: Pfff,I'll figure it out in no time, I'm pretty good at math
Girl: Maybe its not math.. Its science...
~nena~
Me - 6 mins later: Ok,I'll start first: BL is short for BL (my middle name )...Th. in English
Me - 2 mins later: My first name is George and I fucking hate it lol ,all my friends call me BL
Girl - 23 mins later: Hahaha u think im giving up my name that easy... Your name isnt bad, neither is mine but its my two grandmothers name mushed together. My middle name is Caye..
Girl: No one at my job even knows my legal name.. Hmmm im ninja like that
~nena~
Me - 3 mins later: Oh I see ,you're James Bond the female version.
Girl - 1 min later: James bond is awesome, im not quite his level.. Lol.. Im still in my ninja phase, gotta keep ppl on their toes..
~nena~
Me - 6 mins later: You're a dangerous chick, I'll defenely be on my toes when we meet,although I'm in my navy seal phase and seals>ninjas
Girl - 47 mins later: Nope.. After ninja phase is gangsta phase..lol
~nena~
Me - 26 mins later: Oh no,gangsta Nena sounds scary, I would rather meet you while you're still in ninja phase . Let's hangout later if youre not busy
Girl - 5 hrs 20 mins later: I just left wrk, been an insane day..srry
~nena~
Me - 41 mins later: For an insane day Dr BL prescribes mandatory icecream,beer and a chick flick
Girl - 5 mins later: Actually im gonna have a meeting with my electrical engineers at the kilt.. Lol..
~nena~
Girl - 1 min later: Nothing like being able to use company money for a good after hours meeting..lol
~nena~
Me - 1 min later: You can buy me a drink with the company's money. I won't tell !
Girl - 1 min later: Hahaha im sure u wouldnt...
~nena~
Me - 1 min later: If anybody asks ,I got hired this week as your personal assistant
Girl - 2 mins later: Yeah they know better, plus you have to go through security clearance to even listen to what we talk about..
~nena~
Me - 1 min later: Oh shit ,I'll pretend I'm Borat ,I got the accent all I need is speedos :-p
Girl - 3 mins later: Bahahaha I can just imagine the look on my one extra conservative eng if that happened...
~nena~
Me - 2 mins later: Well,then,let's get together tomorrow night ,no engineers just us.
Me: And don't even try to get me drunk,I'm from eastern Europe we tame lions over there...I can hold my liquour. Lol
Girl - 58 mins later: Your a riot, im headed to the kilt.. Ill catch up later...
~nena~
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Fri, 06/08/2012 - 14:45
#18
Re: I'm getting better at this (okc convo)
@Bad_Lieutenant:
There's a very subtle yet super subtle change happening in the dynamic. Curious if anyone else is seeing it.
There's a very subtle yet super subtle change happening in the dynamic. Curious if anyone else is seeing it.
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 14:59
#19
Re: I'm getting better at this (okc convo)
Manwhore;640.4773;5 wrote:
@Bad_Lieutenant:
There's a very subtle yet super subtle change happening in the dynamic. Curious if anyone else is seeing it.
I def don't see it but I'm not that experienced. All I see is her
ignoring my 'let's meet up,let's get together' texts. Probably
asked too soon. I still haven't sent anything yet,I might just
caller later.
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 15:03
#20
Re: I'm getting better at this (okc convo)
@Bad_Lieutenant:
Girl: - 1 min later: Hahaha yep it sure is.. But its a secret..
Beginning of subtle shift
Me - 6 mins later: Ok,I'll start first: BL is short for BL (my middle name )...Th. in English
Me - 2 mins later: My first name is George and I fucking hate it lol ,all my friends call me BL
Girl - 23 mins later: Hahaha u think im giving up my name that easy... Your name isnt bad, neither is mine but its my two grandmothers name mushed together. My middle name is Caye..
Girl: No one at my job even knows my legal name.. Hmmm im ninja like that
dude... this isn't even subtle. You guys HAVE to see this.
Me - 1 min later: If anybody asks ,I got hired this week as your personal assistant
Girl - 2 mins later: Yeah they know better, plus you have to go through security clearance to even listen to what we talk about..
Okay... I pretty much laid it out there for you guys. Wow, I wouldn't have noticed that if manwhore didn't say something but it's super super obvious.
Girl: - 1 min later: Hahaha yep it sure is.. But its a secret..
Beginning of subtle shift
Me - 6 mins later: Ok,I'll start first: BL is short for BL (my middle name )...Th. in English
Me - 2 mins later: My first name is George and I fucking hate it lol ,all my friends call me BL
Girl - 23 mins later: Hahaha u think im giving up my name that easy... Your name isnt bad, neither is mine but its my two grandmothers name mushed together. My middle name is Caye..
Girl: No one at my job even knows my legal name.. Hmmm im ninja like that
dude... this isn't even subtle. You guys HAVE to see this.
Me - 1 min later: If anybody asks ,I got hired this week as your personal assistant
Girl - 2 mins later: Yeah they know better, plus you have to go through security clearance to even listen to what we talk about..
Okay... I pretty much laid it out there for you guys. Wow, I wouldn't have noticed that if manwhore didn't say something but it's super super obvious.
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 15:05
#21
Re: I'm getting better at this (okc convo)
@buddhagames:
Basically, over the course of that conversation, the buyer/seller dynamic shifted entirely. You qualified yourself mercillesly to her and she sorta became the rock... that's what YOUR supposed to be lmao.
You chased chased chased and then she started to give you less and less and then you asked for the date pretty much when she had complete buyer frame.
But it's important for YOU to see this. Like everything started out amazing man. You had her investing hard and qualifying herself but then you basically just thought it was in lockdown mode, and without realizing it, lost control of yourself and melted.
I don't think this is very subtle manwhore.
Basically, over the course of that conversation, the buyer/seller dynamic shifted entirely. You qualified yourself mercillesly to her and she sorta became the rock... that's what YOUR supposed to be lmao.
You chased chased chased and then she started to give you less and less and then you asked for the date pretty much when she had complete buyer frame.
But it's important for YOU to see this. Like everything started out amazing man. You had her investing hard and qualifying herself but then you basically just thought it was in lockdown mode, and without realizing it, lost control of yourself and melted.
I don't think this is very subtle manwhore.
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 15:14
#22
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@buddhagames:
I see it now. Like you said I thought I had her. So,what
do you think I should do next?
I see it now. Like you said I thought I had her. So,what
do you think I should do next?
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 15:14
#23
Re: I'm getting better at this (okc convo)
@buddhagames:
Yep you got it. Starts to completely lose the frame. Even through the "banter" that's supposedly a good back and forth the frame is being negotiated and subsequently lost.
Yep you got it. Starts to completely lose the frame. Even through the "banter" that's supposedly a good back and forth the frame is being negotiated and subsequently lost.
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 15:40
#24
Re: I'm getting better at this (okc convo)
@Bad_Lieutenant:
I got that sense too, although admittedly couldn't communicate what it was exactly. Almost like a sixth sense in my head that something bad had happened.
I got that sense too, although admittedly couldn't communicate what it was exactly. Almost like a sixth sense in my head that something bad had happened.
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 15:57
#25
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@kris:
lol i saw the same thing - the moment i stopped laughing at the texts due to OP's awesomeness, and started finding her funnier via text was an unhealthy sign indeed.
lol i saw the same thing - the moment i stopped laughing at the texts due to OP's awesomeness, and started finding her funnier via text was an unhealthy sign indeed.
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 16:27
#26
Re: I'm getting better at this (okc convo)
So how do I get the buyer frame back?
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 16:56
#27
Re: I'm getting better at this (okc convo)
@Bad_Lieutenant:
"Lets rob a bank"
"Lets rob a bank"
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 17:21
#28
Re: I'm getting better at this (okc convo)
I gave some homeless guys your nr,I hope thats ok . LMAFO I'll prob send this one
Sun, 06/10/2012 - 23:07
#29
Re: I'm getting better at this (okc convo)
I called her yesterday and left a voicemail "hey its me,call me back" she never did so I text here today
Me: Hey goof,I bet my weekend can beat up your weekend.
Girl - 5 mins later: Not sure bout that.. Im rounding mine off at a zz top concert.. Lol.. At wrk right now though so that does suck
~nena~
Me - 1 min later: You're working sundays??? Take it easy girl,save your energy...you'll need it.
Girl - 25 mins later: Bahaha.. My job is never finished.. I have a major proj going on at wrk we r having probs w.. Gotta do what ya gotta do
~nena~
Me - 6 mins later: K Catwoman,I understand the faith of all mankind is in your hands ,you still need time for yourself.
Me - 1 min later: Relax,have a couple drinks maybe shoot some pool with that cute romanian guy you just met :-P
Girl - 40 mins later: Next week..
~nena~
Me: Hey goof,I bet my weekend can beat up your weekend.
Girl - 5 mins later: Not sure bout that.. Im rounding mine off at a zz top concert.. Lol.. At wrk right now though so that does suck
~nena~
Me - 1 min later: You're working sundays??? Take it easy girl,save your energy...you'll need it.
Girl - 25 mins later: Bahaha.. My job is never finished.. I have a major proj going on at wrk we r having probs w.. Gotta do what ya gotta do
~nena~
Me - 6 mins later: K Catwoman,I understand the faith of all mankind is in your hands ,you still need time for yourself.
Me - 1 min later: Relax,have a couple drinks maybe shoot some pool with that cute romanian guy you just met :-P
Girl - 40 mins later: Next week..
~nena~
Sun, 06/10/2012 - 23:54
#30
Re: I'm getting better at this (okc convo)
@Bad_Lieutenant:
Slightly same puppy dog vibe to this. "cute romanian guy :-P" is reminiscent of a dog that still shits on the carpet from time to time.
Slightly same puppy dog vibe to this. "cute romanian guy :-P" is reminiscent of a dog that still shits on the carpet from time to time.