I'm so over this whole 'traffic' thing. Soon they'll be building freeways for me
Manwhore crafted this line for me in a text conversation a few weeks ago. I've been using it since and it's powerful as fuck!!!!!!!!!
If you fucked up a text conversation, this is a great high value way of reinitating before resorting to something like "it's fine I don't like your haircut anyway"
Wonder if you guys have more examples of this style of text, it is so fuckign effective.
I'm surprised no one's mentioned this one, it's a one shot one kill:
"come get ice cream with me beautiful wench"
geez, well when you put it like that
I'd love to
I'm working right now, but when I'm done I'll come meet you.xo
She came over and banged him. Don't think any ice cream was had whatsoever. Here's the convo with him after the fact:
Him: haha that was legit. that girl fucked me like a champ i had 2 great wingmen tho 1, "tyler" owen looking like an overaggressive douchebag trying to pick her up in th efirst place 2, you coaching me on the text good god that was great. i should have fucked her more. maybe ill call her.
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I'm surprised no one's mentioned this one, it's a one shot one kill:"come get ice cream with me beautiful wench"
geez, well when you put it like that
I'd love to
I'm working right now, but when I'm done I'll come meet you.xo
She came over and banged him. Don't think any ice cream was had whatsoever. Here's the convo with him after the fact:
Him: haha that was legit. that girl fucked me like a champ i had 2 great wingmen tho 1, "tyler" owen looking like an overaggressive douchebag trying to pick her up in th efirst place 2, you coaching me on the text good god that was great. i should have fucked her more. maybe ill call her.
Woah, nice!
I've honestly never heard that term 'wench' used before. Guess it doesn't relaly matter if the girl knows what it means or not. Almost better if she doens't i reckon
Seriously this is great! I would like to see more of this in action.