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Me: Ok. I either know you from years ago (freshman-sophmore year of high school) OR you were that girl from the town over that peed in those cupcakes

Me: pls explain yourself :)

Her: i'm definitely the cupcake girl

Me:ahh shit

Me: thank gawd I didn't eat that chocolate chip cupcake for lunch

Me:...anyways hows school the bakery treatin yah..I mean school

Her: haha do I actually know you from school or something??

Me: lol we've defintely met before i'm from (town)

Me: I'm just trying to figure out if youre a crazy gril from (town) or a stoner from (town) :P

Me: I saw you in my suggested friends and I was like OH SHIT how do I know her

Her: I am neither of those

Her: I used to hang in (my hometown) a little bit because I had family there

Me: lol you must have crashed a party or something home ;)

Me: Gonna be pissed if I find out you drank my mikes hard lemonades

Her: haha idk but def wouldn't drink those wan't me

Me: really? your account screams I sip girly drinks with my girlfriends while I watch the bachelorette

Me: its ok I like twisted tea occassionaly

Her: way off

Me: on a serious note, where are you from?

Her: I have tequila tattooed inside my lip and thats what me and my girls did for girls day if that gives you a better idea of how me and my girlfriends are

Me: lol thats actually pretty cool chickiepoo

Me: My tequila of choice is Pedro Morales. He blesses me with the ability to throw down breathtaking dance moves and the inspiration to speak shitty spanish

Me: If you're on the Jose shit go back to Mexico girl

Not too bad... I need to level up my game though. I actually may have met this chick years ago or I've just heard people speak about her cuz' she's that hot.

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Wrong texting modality

Wrong texting modality

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Tool much sincere n' silly?

Tool much sincere n' silly? 

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Yeah

Yeah

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Kewl thats what I was

Kewl thats what I was thinking. I believe the opener was on point though, maybe no "pls" and no emoji would improve it...then continue with that vibe till she bites.

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When she said that shit about

When she said that shit about tequila tattooed inside her lip I wanted to go, "Well I got a lime-flavored dick if that gives you a better idea of how me and my friends are"

LOL 

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Craft a reengagement text

Craft a reengagement text that hits at the same emotional level she's coming from. Not necessarily level of creativity, but her use of vernacular and her emotional rhythm/pacing. She's very chill, but not subdued. Like an alligator in the water casually eyeing a passing Meow.

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Manwhore wrote: When she said

Manwhore wrote:
When she said that shit about tequila tattooed inside her lip I wanted to go, "Well I got a lime-flavored dick if that gives you a better idea of how me and my friends are"

LOL 

HAHA!

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Me: Pfff what did you go on a

Me: Pfff what did you go on a tequila bender again

Me: My tremednously intuitive sense of the female creature infroms me you are troubled   <--stolen from Jihad thread

Her: Troubled in general or at the moment

Me: Troubled like you havent read a book in 5 years

Her: oh yeah you got me

Her: you def have a good read on people

Me: well ugh all I know about you is the tequila tat

Me: which doesn't exactly paint you as a scholar

Her: shouldn't judge a book by its cover, which you being all into books over there should know right

Me: not trying to judge you kitty kat just want to see what youre into and if my dog would like you

Her: well you're not doing the best job at the whole non judegment thing but tis cool. im in a masters program so im not that concerned obviously your dog would like me unless it sucks

Me: oh cool

Me: yeah maybe rox would llike you unless you're a cat person

Me:nasty

Those last texts were not calibrated right.

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Yep terrible. Almost

Yep terrible. Almost placating 

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Was it time for me to go

Was it time for me to go loverboy or did she need more bad boy undertones? Whatever I sent was just ghey. 

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Was it time for me to go

Was it time for me to go loverboy or did she need more bad boy undertones? Whatever I sent was just ghey.