Interesting text snippet..
Me: At least vegas women are bat shit crazy and undateable. That's one less distraction
Girl - 14 mins later: I'm not
Girl - 1 min later: I'm totally date able
Me - 21 mins later: Every girl says that
Girl - 3 mins later: I'm crazy as fuck and I destroy men but it's because they never met someone like me. I'm fucked up I won't lie which is probably why they like me idk men
Girl: are weird im just sayin
Girl: And don't compare me to these basic hoes in Las Vegas im not from these parts
hahha lol I would say based on this snip she is in every aspect undatable and is requesting to enlist into your slampiece rotation.
I dont know the context but she is already trying pretty hard so I would respond with something along these lines:
" hold your horses sugarplum first we can see what I can do to work you into the rotation.
if you turn out to be as cold out as you claim I might let you stick around... otherwise u are marching like the penguins"
(optional heat check) "BTDubz if you do manage to freeze my heart over I know of a super nice gas station we can go to" [edit: ehh this line is kinda whack 3/10]
Then at some point following be sure to send her the Drank in my Cup music video by Kirko Bangs; 1) so she knows the deal and 2) to further instill that you are comparing her to all these other basic hoes
Translation: Totally dateable.
Lol those are good. Honestly I just ignored it but I like what you did there
I just thought it was interesting that she basically put herself on the line and then based on my response she went completely the opposite. DURR