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Hey guys,

I got invited out to a bar for a girls BDAY, and wasn't able to make it. On the pretense of making up for it I invited her over for some beers during the week:

Me: Won't be able to make it this weekend. But if you go to *insert bar here* I'll probably be there
Her: Where's that?
Me: Across the street *from another bar*
Her: Cool. Sounds good. Chances are we will probably end up at X bar anyways
Me: Chill. So your finally turning 16? :P
Her: Haha. Mentally, yes
Me: Psh, and physically? If you dress in floral patterns, you're like a grandmother.
Her: So? Then I have my grandma swag...? I think that's the term. I'm no good with slang.
Me: The correct term is "Swagger Jagger". God are you a dinosaur? ;p
Her: Sounds legit. And I'm not prehistoric. I guess you can say I have class. x)
Me: Class doesn't pay the bills. Now prostitution on the other hand...
Her: That may be true but I have too much dignity and self-worth. It wouldn't work out.
Me: Integrity is respectable. Balling out of control can't be too bad either though.
Her: Lol. I guess not. . I got to go. See you at school.

*a few days later, had been invited to her BDAY which we talked about previously, couldn't go cos i was sick*

Me: Hope you didn't get too drunk on your birthday
Her: It was my birthday. Getting drunk was a given. You missed out
Me: I wasn't feeling too well. I guess I owe you a drink though, you can reclaim it sometime during the week, i have a few beers at home ;p
Her: I think you do. Next time you should come. it was hilarious!
Her: :)

What do you guys think? she kind of didn't acknowledge my invitation but said I should go next time, what do you guys think...

Also, I've been texting this other chick back and forth and been using some joke lines with her, here's another thing that went on

Me: You should be an archeologist.
Her: F*ck that.
Me: Thanks for ruining the joke delivery. what are you good at?!
Her: Lots of things, I just don't find anthropology interesting
Me: I'm going to tell the joke anyways. You: Why should I be an archeologist crackzaa? Me: Because I have a large bone for you to examine
Her: You are a horrible person.
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Re: Invited Chick over
@crackzaa:
Responded to both girls, awaiting responses.

First Chick:

Her: I think you do. Next time you should come. it was hilarious!
Her:
Me: Tell me you guys wandered MTL until like 5am. Now that's a proper bday experience!

Second Chick:
Her: Your a terrible personl.
Me: I have a feeling we got off on the wrong foot, here let's start over... Hi! I'm Crackzaa.. Whats your name?

Now with the first chick, when she responds I'm going to ask her if we really have to wait until her next birthday to hang out (in a playful manner, reffering to her you should come next time!)
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Re: Invited Chick over
@crackzaa:
bb.com

now tell her you want to piitb
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First girl you just need to make plans with her. Figure out what she's down for and plan it a couple days from then.

2nd girl you apologized for no reason. She was playing along, that's a classic line.

After your last line I'd go with something like.. "And by the way I can't help this bone is shaped funny and I need a professional opinion. It doesn't really make me a bad person"
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@crackzaa:
Well, here's the thing, for whatever reason with the second girl i decided to switch it up a little bit, and ended up getting my texts mixed up lols. I'll show you in a second. So here's what transpired following what I wrote with the first girl:

First girl:
Her: I think you do. Next time you should come. It was hilarious!
Her: :)
Me: Tell me you guys altleast wandered MTL until 5 am. Now that's a proper Bday experience!
Her: More like 3. It was fun while it lasted. The day after was not very nice though.
Me: The best cure to a hangover is to simple never sober up. It's foolproof! ;)
Her: Lol! That's just brilliant! Curing all the headaches of the world, one beer at a time. :)
Me: You know, I'm in Commerce. Considering our idea is foolproof, we should get it patented, I can shoot you 15% of the royalties for being here to witness it!
Her: haha! That's pretty sweet if you ask me .:)
Me: First we need to make a company, what do you believe it should be named?
Her: Unfortunately, I can't think of anything right now. Any ideas?
Me: Well I can't keep doing ALL the work. How are you going to earn your 15%? ;p
Her: Touche. how about I get back to you on that? I have a french book that needs attending to.
Me: Attend away! If you need me, I'll be watching over gotham.
Her: Alrighty there batman I will see ya later. :)

(for this first girl we were talking a few days ago and in passing she mentioned she wanted to find a somewhat nerdy guy, so I mentioned the gotham thing). I saw her a little bit today and also spoke to her indirectly (I was talking to two other girls at the time) for a very brief moment, and then went to class. Last text was last night, and I was gonna wait a day or two to see if she had started communications, she sends an abundance of smiley faces but so far hasn't started a convo over text yet. If she doesn't text me tomorrow I might open her up asking her how catwomen is doing.

Second Girl:
Her: You are a horrible person
Me: We haven't really had a chance to get off on the right foot, lets start over.. Hi! I'm Crackzaa, what's your name?
Her: Lol
Her: Well hello Crackzaa... My name is girl#2
Me: Hello Girl#2, that's a pretty name. I only have one question, who gave you my number? ;p
Her: I got it from a bathroom stall (stole that text from somebody here, used it on this chick in the past and she sent it right back to me)
Me: Crackzaa and Girl#2. Has a nice ring to it. I know we just met, but is it too soon for casual texts? (I used one of your texts here haha)
Her: I cant even be serious with this hahahahhahahah
Me: (here's where I fuck up, I went to send girl number one the company text and I sent it to this girl by accident) First we need to make a company, what do you believe it should be named?
Her: Wait what?
Me: well if you can't take this seriously you're not privy to that information

Girl #2 hasn't responded after my last text, I figured I would mess with her a bit instead of just saying wrong person, any idea how to reopen her up? She's usually pretty playful but I would like to start texting her and get more sexual things going in our texting. I was thinking about using your building upon the archeologist joke but can I just throw that back there like "but seriously going back to the large bone thing, *insert your line here*"
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Re: Invited Chick over
@crackzaa:
bump
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@crackzaa:
me and girl #1 again:

started talking to her about nerdy chit. She's taking a little longer to reply now.

Me: I have a confession to make..
Her: What?
Me: I've... Never played Zelda (she said it was her favorite game)
Her: well you're missing out then. Haha! I thought you said you did. :p
Me: I was more of a playstation player at time time. Pokemon was my shiz :P
Her: I watched the show and collected cards as a kid. I could never get in to the game.
Me: I had every single card except for charizard and mew. Those Motherf*ckers were hard to find
Her: Weren't they originally like fifty or something? now there's like hundreds? It's been awhile.

Honestly, this doesn't seem like super interesting conversation but she is atleast taking somewhat of an interest. Maybe it's worth just either:

A) cutting off the convo prematurely and if she doesn't text me within the next few days invite her to do something this weekend
B) text her something along the lines of "I have a preposition for us. This sunday, you get to educate me and show me the wonderful world of zelda" (or something that's on less phaggy time)

considering our conversation has been toning down a little, what do you guys think? cut conversation short? Use a cheeky text to get her attention or go for the hang out? I would appreciate some input
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With second girl just fucking SAY, "That was meant for someone else." Durr

For first girl, you actually saw her in person and didn't even directly address her? Seems to me like you're trying to ninja this shit over text without actually putting yourself on the line in person.
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@Manwhore:
haha I actually saw the second chick like two days ago and I told her that it was a wrong text, she started going through her texts between her and one of her good friends and I sort of mockingly told her, tell me more this is interesting and then left (I explained that I actually had class, but I pulled the asshole move before lol). Now I need to reengage texting with her.

and the first chick yeah i guess, maybe I gave her that vibe. we've only really had brief encounters the past few days but from what I'm seeing she seems interested (atleast from looking at her texting)

I ended up prepositioning girl #1 with the zelda thing and haven't got a response yet. I think it would be pretty awkward to see her at school if she does not respond to the text first lol, I did it rushed, because f*ck me I'm an idiot.

Her: Weren't there originally like fifty or something? Now there's like hundreds? it's been a while (talking about pokemon lol)
Me: There were 150 or something. Look I gotta roll, but I'd be down if you wanted to show me the awesome of zelda this weekend
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@crackzaa:
She responded to the zelda text stating "Sounds good to me. See you at school. :)"

That's pretty much her response to anything, I actually saw her at school but didn't talk to her because I saw a dude I hadn't seen in a while and she was speaking to somebody else. I felt beta as fuck. Anyways, now that we've agreed to chill this weekend, should there be any basic texts between now and whenever (I would prefer to chill on sunday or some shit) to ensure she doesn't flake? or do I just call her on saturday?

If I see her at school tomorrow, I defintely feel I should talk to her, because we've talked a little bit, but we're texting more than we talk in person and I feel that's bad. She's obviously interested as she always sends smileys and just agrees with whatever I say in text lol.
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Yes talk to her at school tomorrow. Be normal and social. You've made plans with her. You need to develop the ability to keep things on the back burner and let her know that hanging out with you during the weekend is going to be a fun time.
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@Manwhore:
update:

So I didn't see her friday since it was shitty outside and I wasn't about to go hang out in the rain where the smokers do. Texted her yesterday to figure out when we were gonnna chill and she gave me her address and told me she would figure it out this morning. Well, I just came back and what ended up happening was we went to starbucks (we were going to chill later on at first but she had work so we chilled for about two hours) and just talked for about two hours. Everything went pretty well, the conversation flowed and she is an interesting person. after about an hour I asked if she wanted to go back to her place to "Play Zelda" or w.e but she said she had work in an hour so we could chill here for now and maybe next time. I got a little sexual in my speaking because she just brought up some chick who works at a tim hortons she found out did porn, I asked her about porn (lol) and she eventually said she wasn't comfortable talking about that but I got the point across that I'm a sexual person or would like to get to know her sexually. The rest of the conversation went well, she walked me to my bus stop (because she missed hers and her other bus was gonna come later), but I didn't end it with a kiss (she had been smoking the whole time, and was when I was about to leave) so that was pretty beta, but I think she's into me, and next time I'd like to go to her place or have her over at mine and I think it would go pretty well. At first her friend kept texting her when we were talking and she seemed pretty annoyed about it, but she didn't suddenly ditch or whatever so I guess that's good. The one thing is this girl appears to be looking for a relationship, so I'm going to have to figure that chit out.

Any ideas on how to proceed after a first date like that? I guess I'll see her at school and see if she naturally gravitates towards me, I poked fun at her being a hipster, made fun of her and claimed she was probably a lesbian and questioned her intentions of luring men over to starbucks to possible rape/kill them. She wasn't some dumb bitch who couldn't hold conversation so that's on the plus side. The vibe i'm getting from this girl is that she was somewhat of a nerdy chick who hasn't really been with a guy in a while. It shows a little that while she wants a relationship type thing as opposed to a one night stand that I feel if we drank together or we're alone something could happen. Like If I were to escalate properly or just throw her against the wall or pick her up caveman style she wouldn't be able to resist.
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@crackzaa:
found out I have the house to myself this friday and probably half of saturday, want to invite the chick over some cheek clapping. Is there any way to go about this where a girl who wants to be seen as "classy" will come over and be smashed second time we chill alone together? I'll surely see her in person between now and then, but I'm thinking of just throwing her a text. Also, I don't want to be the beta dude who asks her to chill friday, she's busy and then repeatedly asks about the rest of her weekend...

thinking of shooting her a text about her test she told me she had today, maybe joking a little bit and when things start to slow down just invited her to a movie night at my place. sounds good?
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Classy girls get fucked in the ass all month long. There is no difference in the type of sexual escalation it takes for a girl who's "classy" versus a girl who rides a tractor. Read my lay reports.
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The issue is you don't know proper escalation, you don't know how to handle a girl on a date, you're completely lost on how to take the interaction sexual; and therefore you're trying to perceive the problem as her being "classy" rather than the fact is you need to learn some game.
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@crackzaa:
Like I mentioned before I'm getting a vibe this chick hasn't gotten laid in a while; as whenever we talk or text she pretty much just agrees with what I say and says "sounds good. :)". I truely feel If I got her alone and went in caveman style (throw her against the wall and makeout or carry to bed after making out) she would just sort of go with it. Regardless I think if I get her alone at home, whatever happens it will be experience in trying to close the deal
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@crackzaa:
So i texted this girl a little bit today, while chilling with another girl (she was doing a bit of homework during the meantime) and I tried out a few things. I wanted to get her to commit to texting a long ass text whilst I just sort of half commitedly answered:

Me: How did your test go?
Her: I think it went ok. But I'm not sure.
Me: You clearly didn't wish upon a star.. There's your problem
Her: There are no stars at two in the afternoon
Me: Nobody likes a pessimist.
Her: Here' something optimistic. I'm spending my Methodology class learning how to use proper punctuation. It's exciting!
Me: (around two hours later, we had been texting back and forth every 5 minutes roughly at that point) That sounds pretty exciting.
Her: Heck Yea it was.
Me: What do you have on the cards for this weekend?
Her: Work all day saturday, Sunday off (thank god). You?
Me: Hm, come over for a movie night on Friday
Her: That sounds cool. But I work Friday night so I may only be at X(my area) around nine.

So, here I basically tried to get her in to working for my attention, I notice I started off pretty strong, but as soon as I called her out for being a pessimist, she tried to write something long to me and get me interested and I feel she was in the buyers frame. I waited a while and texted something insignificant on purpose to see how she would react and she waited around the same amount of time and tried to match my text, IMO. I could have invited her to chill in a bit of a better way, but now I'm thinking of telling her

Me: I'm a night owl, so nine works for me. Bring the icecream ;) (I've noticed you use that a lot in your texts).
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@crackzaa:
Me: 9 sounds good. I expect you in my door by 10.
Her: Sounds good. So what's up with you?


does this strike you guys as a little weird, girl just agrees with EVERYTHING I say (atleast texting wise) and hasn't even despite of work attempted to cancel or change up whenever I try to set up a meet up. I don't want to get in to huge text convo's with this girl because I don't feel my texting is at a solid enough level yet, and I think I'll mess up a sure thing..
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@crackzaa:
big update.
alright guys, I saw her again tonight and it was pretty disappointing tbh.

She meets up with me at a bus stop near my place, and (my parents didn't end up going away) so I suggest we walk and chill. We end up talking and vibing for around an hour at which point I finally ask if she wants to go in and watch a movie or w.e, she says she has to leave somewhat soon because she has work early in the morning, so we ended up talking for about another hour. She asked me to walk her partially home and I did, at which point we just sort of stood around a little and then said bye and left. This chick did not have too many outward signs of showing interest and I think she's actually more awkward than I am lol. A few times she would mention how she's "cool or awesome" and it seemed like she was trying to validate herself and would play it off like a joke. I think my lack of game made it that unless we get drunk together we won't fuark, or I'd need to chill multiple more times and try and GF this chick. The only sticking point I really see of her showing interest besides her clearly seeing me at school, taking a while and then approaching the group of people I was talking with (think she wanted me to go see her, but I don't give a fuark so she came to see us) was actually chilling both times and not flaking or anything.

a day later:


hm. texted again a little, everytime I have to initiate but she reciprocates. I think she's trying to play hard to get. Suggested we go to her place and watch a movie because she mentioned she had to watch it the other night but she said we should go to the theatre instead. Da fuk, every time I invite her out, there's a little resistance but she still comes back with either a counter offer or agrees. I.e first time I said we should chill on x day, she said she works that night, so I was like we'll chill during the day and she said that works for her. Last time, same thing said we should chilll, she said she could only be over for 9:00, and then I said that works and she came. Once again now look, here's our convo from the past few days:

This was the day after we chilled the second time but didn't kiss:

Me: You Should be an archeologist
Her: Lol, why
Me: Because I have a large bone for you to examine
Her: What? Hahahahah!
Me: I can't help this bone being shapped funny, I need a professional opinion. This is no laughing matter.
Her: Well then it would be wise to contact a professiaonl.
Me: ... I contacted you didn't I?
Me: Oh sh*t. This is stephanie right (I asked if it was the wrong girls name to f*ck with her)
Her: Nope. Nice going tool.
Me: You are extremely Gullible Girl #1
Her: I know. it's pretty bad. Haha!
Me: *sends a stupid pic with a hipster joke, I called her a hipster multiple times*
Her: Haha, Good one.
Me: So where are you taking me tomorrow?
Her: I don't know. Any Suggestions?
Me: Considering it would be our third date, I figured you would try to "woo" me. I'm not an easy lay, or just another girl
Her: Well I guess we will figure it out tomorrow then. I'm going to bed. Goodnight.
Me: Let's do something that doesn't just involve sitting around and talking ;p
Her: Like what?
Me: I could come over and watch the freddy krueger movies. Two birds, one stone (She mentioned her friend lent it to her and she wanted to watch them)
Her: Well my family is kinda not down for visitors today. What about guzzo( a cinema) or something?

Now, she did offer another thing to do when she shot down my first idea of going to her place. Everytime we chill we just seem to talk and don't end up doing anything. any ideas on things to do which could be more production/lead to escalation? Don't want to spend money on seeing a money and not getting any ONCE again. I think she's really trying to push the point that she has class and wants to make a brother work to get laid. She has also mentioned a few times whenever she drinks she will make out with pretty much anybody, STRONG girl logic. Maybe I need to get her drunk (kinda weird on a sunday). she's shown enough signs of interest but she seems to want to play hard to get.any ideas? is OP still a phaggot (probably)
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@crackzaa:
bich just double texted me. awh yeah, didn't respond to her wanting to go see a movie at a theatre text and just got:

Me: I could come over and watch the freddy krueger movies. Two birds, one stone
Her: Well my family is kinda not down for visitors today. What about guzzo or something
Her: (2 hours without my response) Or we can hang out another time. I have class at 8 tomorrow.

May not even respond, will probably hit her up in a day or two and see how she reacts. Can tell the upper hand is shifting, dat's what the bich gets for trying to play hard to get. Unless you guys think any text could work even better.