Italian Bird

You got to get this girl engaged in conversation and then find out her plan for the day/night and then get her to come out. Was there any part of the convo before this? Or was your first text the schedule request? You went too logistical and boring you needed to add some spice. She threw you a zinger bringing up her mom I would have teased her a bit. 

You need to give me a timeline for this sort of thing you haven't provided enough context. When was this last text from her? I have no idea what's going on here dude.

Yeah, my initial text was the logistical text. Yeah,  I didn't excite her enough about the coffee meetup. I did continue to convo, and it was absolute shit(below). I think I tried to be too gameyish and I shoulda just rapported with her. 

Me: You gave me the Papoli virus. Now all I want are drugs and carpaccio ;p
Her: Yummm
Me: That's too bad, didn't think you were into that stuff
Her: It depends
Me: Spiegare!!(Explain!!, in italian)
Her: What is there to explain?
[Didn't know what to say here, so I tried to change to topic]
Me: Muffinbutt, this virus you gave, is making life difficult at work right now...
Me: You need to be quaratined :o
No response yet, and I doubt a response unless I reengage, cause all the last txts were pretty spontaneous from her

Naw holmes there's nothing wrong with these texts you're fine. Understand her logistics are cramped as fuck she's leaving soon and she's with her mom. I would instead try to sell her on the spot you're going to meet up. Something like, "Hey! Awesome new coffee place I found. You want to hit it up? I'll tell them I'm coming they'll roll out the red carpet"

Alright, I definitely will try for an on the spot meetup. However, I realy don't have time to meetup with this girl, since I am now sick and work is piling up. But I might as well experiment with her and keep in touch, in case she returns to Boston. I'll go for the meetup and make up an excuse if she actually agrees. Just too much stuff going on in between now and tmrw night.

Here's the continuation of the convo.

Me: Ahh, done and gonna sleep. When you head back?

Her: I'm home

Me: In Napoli?

Her: No

Her: Boston

Me: Ohh, I meant when you're head back to napoli?

Her: Thuresday

Me: Ahh, only been there for 2 hrs on the way to capri, which was overrated and too expensive

Her: And too beautiful ;)

Me: I''ll take le cinque terre any day over capri

Me: The bread there, soft as a baby's ass and did not taste like one, lol

Next Day

Her: That's disgusting

Haven't responsed yet, but thought i'd say," Who won in spending more money today, you or Mama [her name]?"

Thoughts?

Naw I'd fuck around with the last part of this text convo. Don't ignore tension, play with it. 

Just post it up here first so we can take a look lol.