It's fine I don't like your haircut anyway

Sun, 05/18/2014 - 20:40

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Funny enough, I was trying to

Funny enough, I was trying to get this very notorious fitness girl on my podcast. I would email her and she'd get back to me like 4 weeks later. Then I'd email her again and she would agree to go on but she would be so slow to reply and I couldn't lock down a date with her. After the third time, she hadn't responded in 3 weeks and I just say.

It's fine, I don't like your haircut anyway ;)

She gets back to me ASAP. Apologizes and then locked down a date with me right away. Shit is powerful as fuck. When you purposely break rapport in this manner, they have no choice but to chase haha.

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Mon, 05/19/2014 - 00:57

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haha bateman thats a

haha bateman thats a hilarious story bro. Nice ballsy move!

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 03:32

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patrick.bateman wrote: Funny

patrick.bateman wrote:

Funny enough, I was trying to get this very notorious fitness girl on my podcast. I would email her and she'd get back to me like 4 weeks later. Then I'd email her again and she would agree to go on but she would be so slow to reply and I couldn't lock down a date with her. After the third time, she hadn't responded in 3 weeks and I just say.

It's fine, I don't like your haircut anyway ;)

She gets back to me ASAP. Apologizes and then locked down a date with me right away. Shit is powerful as fuck. When you purposely break rapport in this manner, they have no choice but to chase haha.

Dude that's hilarious. We're going to have to come up with more.

One of my craziest lines is.. shit I don't know if I should post this I'm not sure I want it getting out

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Mon, 05/19/2014 - 05:12

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hahah fuck I want to hear

hahah fuck I want to hear this one!

I've been trying to think of other good ones to say, but nothing works quite as well as haircut.

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Mon, 05/19/2014 - 06:20

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You walk up to some girls, or

You walk up to some girls, or you're just chatting with them nonchalantly, then say, "Yeah I heard big nipples are a sign of bad breeding".

Watch as the titties come out. They explain/rationalize/parade their boobs around, even if they have big nipples. And everyone looks at you like you're God. Because you are

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Mon, 05/19/2014 - 13:17

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Manwhore wrote: You walk up

Manwhore wrote:

You walk up to some girls, or you're just chatting with them nonchalantly, then say, "Yeah I heard big nipples are a sign of bad breeding".

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 21:45

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hahahaha, I'm just dying

hahahaha, I'm just dying loooool

Sat, 05/24/2014 - 16:11

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Manwhore if I suck your dick

Manwhore if I suck your dick did I internalize your mindset faster ?

Because I use this "I don't like your haitcut anyways" on a non responsive female.... Damn.

I will do the big nipples tonight in the club.

Sat, 05/24/2014 - 21:19

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"It's cool I don't like your

"It's cool I don't like your haircut anyway"

Fuckin LOVE that

Holy shit.

Also just watched the big lebowski, so I'm reallllllly trying to find a guy named Donnie to fuck with (Sorry in advance to the really nice Donnie I'm going to meet in the future, becuase you're about to get trolled REALLY hard0

Sat, 05/24/2014 - 23:30

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pottedflowers wrote: "It's

pottedflowers wrote:

"It's cool I don't like your haircut anyway"

Fuckin LOVE that

Holy shit.

Also just watched the big lebowski, so I'm reallllllly trying to find a guy named Donnie to fuck with (Sorry in advance to the really nice Donnie I'm going to meet in the future, becuase you're about to get trolled REALLY hard0

Lol I don't remember. Is Donnie Steve Buscemi?

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Sun, 05/25/2014 - 00:20

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haha yeah

Sun, 05/25/2014 - 01:15

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Rael wrote: Manwhore if I

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Manwhore if I suck your dick did I internalize your mindset faster ?

Because I use this "I don't like your haitcut anyways" on a non responsive female.... Damn.

I will do the big nipples tonight in the club.

Well there's got to be a bit of subtext. Though that line comes somewhat close to "works every time" magic pill status.

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Sun, 05/25/2014 - 03:41

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SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY

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Sun, 05/25/2014 - 03:41

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SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY

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Sun, 05/25/2014 - 03:42

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SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY

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Sun, 05/25/2014 - 03:42

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SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY

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Sun, 05/25/2014 - 03:42

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SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY

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Sun, 05/25/2014 - 03:42

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SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY

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Sun, 05/25/2014 - 03:45

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Beargrizz you're killing me.

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Sun, 05/25/2014 - 03:49

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Dude I don't know what is

Dude I don't know what is going on.

I just sent it to reEngage this chick and I shit you not within two seconds I get a response

"Why" I thought for a second but don't have an answer lol. Maybe cuz I said so.

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Sun, 05/25/2014 - 03:51

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Ha! Well that's meant to

Ha! Well that's meant to reengage in a strong "high value" arrogant fashion after a lapse in the convo, generally from her end. What's the context for this chick? You could just send a picture of you staring into the camera with a "cool guy" smirk on your face with the caption "Because". That'd be hilarious

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Sun, 05/25/2014 - 03:55

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Yes. Context: Met girl at

Yes.

Context: Met girl at bar last week. Should a gone for pull but it's past and I know my mission now. Anyway she, s very very gamey herself. One minute she's in the next she's not. The most shit tests ever from a girl and she's a high 7 low 8. So the texting has been very sporatic

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Sun, 05/25/2014 - 03:57

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So what direction do you

So what direction do you think you should take this.

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Sun, 05/25/2014 - 03:58

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Sun, 05/25/2014 - 04:07

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She is terrible at keeping a

She is terrible at keeping a convo but always responds after reengage. Towards fucking. So to get there I'm not so sure....wait I'll throw the convo up

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Sun, 05/25/2014 - 04:29

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Me: Hey. Me-

Me: Hey.

Me- Hey!
Girl: Hey!

Me - 2 mins later: You should leave yer friend and come w us. I got a lot of m &ms at home.

Girl - 1 hr 1 min later: Ok

Me - 8 hrs 1 min later: Lol. You know cart isn't as bad as cart guy so there's that

Girl - 1 hr 13 mins later: You mean being a cart girl isn't as bad as being a cart guy?

Me - 14 mins later: Right.

Girl: This is true. Nothing as bad as being a cart guy

Me - 14 mins later: Yeah I once was the range picker guy....getting hit at not nearly as troublesome.

Girl - 4 mins later: I'm the worst cart girl imaginable.

Me - 16 mins later: My imagination can run pretty deep.....ahhh you are horrible!

Sat, 05/24/2014 - 21:24 (new)

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Cart girl

Me: Awww you're so sweet you are making me get diabetes.

Girl - 10 mins later: Haha what in the world.

Girl - 10 mins later: Diabetes is no joke. Cavity would have been a better choice. :). How is golf

Me - 24 mins later: Lol. It's good. I mean I hit balls and walk around all day its cool. How are the creepy older dudes?

Girl - 3 hrs 38 mins later: Oh just superb. I really love them.

Me - 2 hrs 46 mins later: So u worked the golf course today? All I did was chill and workout

Girl - 3 mins later: Well part of the day. I'm getting over being sick.

Me - 36 mins later: Stay warm....good night for a fire uhhhh thats a good idea

Girl - 1 hr 31 mins later: What is your name.

Me - 1 hr 37 mins later: (My Name)

Me - 13 hrs 36 mins later: It's pretty sexy I know.

Me - 23 hrs 48 mins later: Who is this?

Girl - 21 mins later: Oh shush (My Name)

Me - 20 mins later: Ha wat? That's me not you.

Me - 1 day 3 hrs later: Hey I'm luring girls to my house using candy. Which do you prefer? Skittles or M and M's?

Girl - 4 mins later: That's in October

Me - 8 mins later: racist

Me- Thats Fine I don't like your hair cut anyways

Her- Why?

Me -Pic of me smirking and "because"

Her -Haha Ok

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Sun, 05/25/2014 - 04:36

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I am the Walrus? I am the

I am the Walrus? I am the Walrus?

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Sun, 05/25/2014 - 04:43

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So when she said ok to the

So when she said ok to the m&m's line in the beginning.. why didn't you go grab her or whatever?

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Sun, 05/25/2014 - 04:46

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Cuz. I texted her

Cuz. I texted her immediately when we left. She went to her friend. My buddy and I left. I debated going in back to grab her but decided not to...mistake. But she responded an hour later...I was home.

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Sun, 05/25/2014 - 04:52

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So just start seeding a

So just start seeding a meetup. The skittles or m&m's wasn't effective obviously

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