Jersey Sorostitute

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Wed, 01/22/2014 - 01:21

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Joined: 02/13/2012

Didn't talk to her that much but we hung out a couple times last year never made out almost hooked up over the summer but she passed out. Last night talked briefly and than as she was leaving she said something ghey and I yelled at her to shut the fuck up in good fun and she was laughing and flicked me off and I pretended to moon her.

Callback humor: Have a video in my phone of her doing housework after me and a couple of buddies played beer pong and drank all night at one of our friends houses. She's also latino and I live in a messy frat house.

Me: It was too cold to moon you lol

Her: Hahahha thank god!

Possible next text: Unlucky for you about my buns but lucky for you we're getting rowdy at house and gonna need a lot of cleaning after this snowstorm than vid.

Basically just trying to build up texting comfort for the next time we meet probably at the bar or a mixer.

Wed, 01/22/2014 - 01:49

G-Money

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Joined: 06/04/2012

"We could use your domestic

"We could use your domestic skills. We'll figure out compensation later ;)"

idk if you're trying to take it that sexual though

Wed, 01/22/2014 - 04:40

Manwhore

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Joined: 01/18/2012

So if you can't handle girls

So if you can't handle girls at a houseparty (you've had MULTIPLE opportunities with multiple girls), why are you inviting her to another? Are you going to make shit happen this time?

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