Just another random example of the kind of abuse women go through just for being women
An industry girl here in Vegas, gorgeous. Big fake boobs, she's pregnant right now about 4 months along.
So I'm in target buying some ice cream to eat on my lazy day off when this random dumbass approaches me. And this is the short conversation that followed.
Random guy: (looks casually into my cart)
Are you going to eat all that miss?
Me: (trying to stay in my happy mood) Ummm Yes.
Random guy: (looks in my cart again then gives me a weird look) You look like you could lose some weight.
Me: (I literally just start laughing out loud)
Random guy: (gives me a confusing look) Why would you laugh. I'm only stating the obvious. By the way here is my card if you decide to get in shape and turn that body into a 10.
Me: (I'm still laughing. I take his card and look at it. Personal trainer) Umm sure ok.
Me: ( I decide to glare at his package)
Random guy: (looks at me glaring at his package) Yeah I get this reaction alot. I'm pretty well in doubt if I say so myself.
Me: Naw I've seen bigger. Much bigger. Way bigger. Alot bigger. (I walk away. end of conversation. laughing.)
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
*endowed
lol. Chodes are so weird tho. Today I was gaming this REALLY sexy persian looking chick. She's a Phlebotomist and she was drawing my blood. She asked me "what I do?" I gave her the usual, "I drive people crazy. What do you do?" So she laughs and starts telling me about how she was trying to do a 2-year nursing degree while supporting her bum ex-boyfriend who did nothing, and how he ended up smoking a lot of weed and having to move away to his parents house and how he was trying to get her to give up her shit and move in with him. His parents were all supportive of this and trying to get her to do it too and how she doesn't want to be part of that...
While this is going down there's a 24 y/o "chodey blonde dude" to my left and I could sense him getting all ansty and trying to butt in to the conversation. Instead of trying to game this girl himself, he asks ME for my facebook, the girls senses the awkwardness and leaves. His fb name is, "Stick Stickly" lol. wtf? Seriously I have his friend request right now.
Later I find out from another dude working there that they are all under "audit" at the moment. So going and getting this girl's # is going to take some finesse. Also, there is this black dude with the sunglasses and LITERALLY the "million dollar mouthpiece," and he's just blasting, talking about weird shit like trenches or something and physically escalating on this girl. I'm like FUUUK. What am I gonna do with THAT?! This is intense. Then this old dude with long grey hair,wearing a Led Zep shirt comes in and engages him.
So she come's back and (to her credit) re-initiates about smoking weed, I told her I don't smoke weed BUT I love shrooms and some crazy shit I saw on my trips, and how I saw a showerhead turn into a proboscus monkey and she's like, "OH MAN... you need to do it outdoors sometime." I reply with, "You love it outdoors don't you."
So what I ended up doing was a variation of Manwhore's "Do you like icecream, lemme see your phone" gimmick... except, I started a text message in my phone saying, "Text urself." Then I said, "Hey check this out!" Handed her my phone. She put her # in and sent my text to herself.
...Jeezis that was crazy. I know this girl knew what was going on. Chodes are awesome.
SWEET! I'll be using that myself hehe
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I seriously love shit like what you posted, because when you get to see things through a chicks eyes and think about how bad most guys are... It's like What THA fuck?!
Interesting to see her reaction and the subsequent action she took.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Sooo I mean.. she hit this dude up for training or wha...?
lol
No I think it reflects the fact that she's SO USED to this sort of thing that she accepted it calmly and with enough clarity to respond in a groovy way. Jitters
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male