KittyKat From Last Night (How would you respond to last text)

Went out last night sober again (not trying to drink for a little while. I usually just make a fool of myself when I'm drunk, tbh... but when I'm sober, I'm pretty fuckin nasty at this shit)

Anyway, this girl is a smokin hot student. The issue with gaming in my current city, is that the girls, in general, are fat and ugly. It just means that there's generally 5-6 girls in any given super packed bar that are really worth going after. 

So yeah, logistics were real bad, so she gave me head in the alleyway next to my house (I live next to a major bar) before scurrying back to her friends  Text convo follows. I wanted to just go straight for the blitzkrieg but she wasn't avilable today: 

Me: -Pottedflowers (Sent last night)

Me: Whatcha up to rainbow brite 

Me: I'm having needles taken out of my shoulders and arm

Me: But the world will be a better place for it. I have that effect 

Her: I've always wanted to try accupuncture 

Me: There's a great place here in x

Me: Mmm just got done now time to go save the world

Me: I'ma scoop you up in a bit. You at home?

Her: Running errands then my coworker is coming by to chill. Sowwyyy. I guess you'll have to start by saving someone else first ; )

Me: Okay, but play-time has to be over by 10 tonight. Think ya can manage that pumpkin..

Me: Otherwise I'll just kidnap you tmrw evening entirely against your will

Me: ; )

Her: Going out tonight and a cookout tmrw evening. Buys weekend...maybe a little later in the evening sunday? Pretty please

I obviously want to let her come over, but I also don't want it to be too easy for her. Advise on creating fun//silly "false barrier" style texts