knew each other for 5 minutes...heres the texting
Tue, 10/23/2012 - 06:35
On the dance floor. Spot a hottie dancing with her non attractive friend. Split the gap and grab the hotties hips face on. She says she doesn't want to dance. This was a lie as I later find out. I say, "A part of you does." Felt dumb at the time but whatever, it worked. Turns out she felt bad that her friend had no one to dance with but I called in my buddy to take care of business. We grind...holy fuck this girl gives me as big of a boner as I have ever had. Like I'm a strong dude and Im getting knocked back by the power of her ass grinding abilities. Like Im back there getting in a football position so as not to lose my balance. Anyway I spin her around a couple of times....I feel like I want to kiss her. Cup her face and go for it...she looks up so I just kiss her chin...lol. She says, "I cant" with those baby I wanna fuck you eyes. Eventually she says, "Were going to find my friends......okay?" No doubt she was asking for my permission with that, if even on a subconscious level. I say ok..knowing Ill see them again. Club is about to close and I spot them lingering next to the dance floor. Go over there and her friend is Cunt. She literally arm bars my ass from getting to the friend....."Go Away, we dont want to dance with you....I talked to my freind and she doesnt want you either" To which I keep reply what because Its entertaining to me how much cuntyness I can get out of this chick. Eventually I just say to her, "Can you let your friend talk for herself." I said this so fucking smooth. She shut the fuck up and the red sea was parted, I mean she seriously backed up like 3 feet so I could go in on the friend. But I am also aware of the dynamic here that my girl was feeling awkward for her friend...So i dont remember exactly what I said but I just grab the number and give her a hug.
This is the texting....its minimal lol
Me: Your pretty good for someone who didn't want to dance
Her: Thanks!
Me: What are you doing?
Her: Bout to go to sleep.
Me: Boring! Me too
Me (Next Day): Mexican word of the day, MUSHROOM. When all my familia gets in the car, there is not mushroom.
No response from her, but these mexican things are fucking hilarious especially since I love racial jokes. Not a racist though, just a white kid from a white ass town in San Diego where have a lot of illegals looking for "Yobs" lol. Anyway, where should I go here? I mean obviously its not that solid but there was a spark between us.
This is the texting....its minimal lol
Me: Your pretty good for someone who didn't want to dance
Her: Thanks!
Me: What are you doing?
Her: Bout to go to sleep.
Me: Boring! Me too
Me (Next Day): Mexican word of the day, MUSHROOM. When all my familia gets in the car, there is not mushroom.
No response from her, but these mexican things are fucking hilarious especially since I love racial jokes. Not a racist though, just a white kid from a white ass town in San Diego where have a lot of illegals looking for "Yobs" lol. Anyway, where should I go here? I mean obviously its not that solid but there was a spark between us.
Tue, 10/23/2012 - 07:07
#1
Re: knew each other for 5 minutes...heres the texting
Wait hold on you hid your boner from her? Whoa man, who told you to do that? Always let them experience the goods.
You can call her out on not laughing at your text. I do stuff like that. I'm like, "Oh c'mon. That text was hilarious! Do you have a "dry" sense of humor or something"
You can call her out on not laughing at your text. I do stuff like that. I'm like, "Oh c'mon. That text was hilarious! Do you have a "dry" sense of humor or something"
Tue, 10/23/2012 - 07:08
#2
Re: knew each other for 5 minutes...heres the texting
dry = gay
Tue, 10/23/2012 - 07:25
#3
Re: knew each other for 5 minutes...heres the texting
@Manwhore:
Lol I should be more clear...I let that shit rip into her ass....that got her more excited and thats when I had to go into football position
Lol I should be more clear...I let that shit rip into her ass....that got her more excited and thats when I had to go into football position
Tue, 10/23/2012 - 08:07
#4
Re: knew each other for 5 minutes...heres the texting
Omg I lol'd!