[Laid] dat HB9 Polish
Fri, 07/27/2012 - 02:43
So late last night, i met this group of 3 Polish gals at their Student residence. They're exchange students and have 2 more weeks left in UCSB >:(
2 of them are hot, one was trying to get my attention after she found out i spoke French, im African and what not. Did not react much, just looked at those gorgeous eyes and smiled.
She was however buzzed and maybe on weed. It's freaking 50 degrees F, she goes into the pool trying to get me to go in... As hot as she is, fck no.
Anyways at one point she asked for my FB. Because her friends were around, she said something along the lines of "im looking to make new friends", to me the way she said it sounded coded. DTF?
I just sent her this on FB:
Me: Thanks for the add pumpkin :) Thursday nights are usually awesome, what's going on tonight? (UCSB has parties like erryyday)
Her: I don't really know haha, maybe ummm... WEED is going :D
Me: Oh sounds like i'm missing out ;P Ill be swooping by Tropicana and heading out with the boys to cause trouble (look for parties) on D.P.
You are welcome to be my sidekick ;)
Her: Oh! I will be your sidekick. Hahaha so see you !
K now to my concern.... When i see her how do i HOLD and MAINTAIN this frame? Any suggestions welcome
This is always my problem, behind the computer/phone screen im that awesome, chill dude but when it comes to getting out there, for the most part, i cannot replicate what i brought to the table online. Like when i meet the girl for the 2nd time i turn into a complete chode and burn the interaction to the grave.
2 of them are hot, one was trying to get my attention after she found out i spoke French, im African and what not. Did not react much, just looked at those gorgeous eyes and smiled.
She was however buzzed and maybe on weed. It's freaking 50 degrees F, she goes into the pool trying to get me to go in... As hot as she is, fck no.
Anyways at one point she asked for my FB. Because her friends were around, she said something along the lines of "im looking to make new friends", to me the way she said it sounded coded. DTF?
I just sent her this on FB:
Me: Thanks for the add pumpkin :) Thursday nights are usually awesome, what's going on tonight? (UCSB has parties like erryyday)
Her: I don't really know haha, maybe ummm... WEED is going :D
Me: Oh sounds like i'm missing out ;P Ill be swooping by Tropicana and heading out with the boys to cause trouble (look for parties) on D.P.
You are welcome to be my sidekick ;)
Her: Oh! I will be your sidekick. Hahaha so see you !
K now to my concern.... When i see her how do i HOLD and MAINTAIN this frame? Any suggestions welcome
This is always my problem, behind the computer/phone screen im that awesome, chill dude but when it comes to getting out there, for the most part, i cannot replicate what i brought to the table online. Like when i meet the girl for the 2nd time i turn into a complete chode and burn the interaction to the grave.
Fri, 07/27/2012 - 03:21
#1
Re: Need quick help! dat HB9 Polish
You should be trying to kiss her and grope her all over not be worried about maintaining a "frame".
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Wed, 08/01/2012 - 00:35
#2
Re: Need quick help! dat HB9 Polish
*Rick Ross grunt*
So yeah i showed up at their door after going through some hiccups along the way. Their apartment staff does not allow "strangers" on the gated compound, the place is basically full of foreign exchange students, so if you look american chances are you'll get caught. However with some help of some cool italians i sneak through lol. I gotta say that shit put me in a playful mood
HB9's 2 girlfriends are in the shower and fortunately for me she was hot N' ready... god damn. At one point i remember hugging her then lifting her out through the doorway. She shit-tested me saying stuff like "what about my friends... they're going to get mad blah blah" to which i replied "hush, the staff is going to hear us" (im not supposed to be there remember?)
I put her down, held her hand and we walked about 10 mins to a buddy's place along the beach. Along the way my kino was pretty subtle even though she was extremely receptive. Among other things i pulled her into me and rubbed hands because it was cold, this African hates the cold.
Anyways we get to my buddy's place, there's beer, music and about 10 other people. Everybody was breaking necks should have seen their faces lol, HB9 was easily the hottest girl in the place. My buddy went ahead and chatted her up. I went off and helped myself to some beer and got buzzed, meanwhile i was being approached by everybody at the party wanting to know what was my deal lol. I had this key chain hanging off my neck with this small fluffy kitten <-- best wingman ive ever had lol. I have girls pulling the thing asking about the cat lmfao.
http://oi46.tinypic.com/be7m08.jpg
At one point this girl sees the cat, approaches me and we talk about love. She starts ranting "FUCK love, it's just a chemical reaction going through our heads blah" you could tell she got torn up from the past, i complemented her for her brightness to which she replied and emphasized "how do you know im not just some DUMB BITCH".... i lolled hard. She killed it with the serious look, there's something wrong with her.
HB9 comes to find me and the other girl books it LOL. HB9 was all happy and shit because she finally got her hands on weed lol. shit started getting playful from here on. Fluff talk happened then She started playing with the cat, i snatched it out of her hand, placed the cat against my cheek (kiss) as i say something along the lines of "hands off! Kitty is only loyal to me" It was funny cuz i think she felt left out and jealous lol. So i turned my head to the side so that HB9 kisses me on the cheek, she read the signal and proceeded to kiss. I told her that was that was a shitty kiss and BOOM, next thing i know we're making out. The dudes in the background were raising drinks yelling "yeaahhhh!!!!"
We took it outside on the beach, a spot were no one is likely to walk by. Imo it's totally retarded how i got to this point lol anyways this was by far The hottest girl i've ever fcked.
*rick ross grunt*
(EDIT) found out the gal had a bf whoops
So yeah i showed up at their door after going through some hiccups along the way. Their apartment staff does not allow "strangers" on the gated compound, the place is basically full of foreign exchange students, so if you look american chances are you'll get caught. However with some help of some cool italians i sneak through lol. I gotta say that shit put me in a playful mood
HB9's 2 girlfriends are in the shower and fortunately for me she was hot N' ready... god damn. At one point i remember hugging her then lifting her out through the doorway. She shit-tested me saying stuff like "what about my friends... they're going to get mad blah blah" to which i replied "hush, the staff is going to hear us" (im not supposed to be there remember?)
I put her down, held her hand and we walked about 10 mins to a buddy's place along the beach. Along the way my kino was pretty subtle even though she was extremely receptive. Among other things i pulled her into me and rubbed hands because it was cold, this African hates the cold.
Anyways we get to my buddy's place, there's beer, music and about 10 other people. Everybody was breaking necks should have seen their faces lol, HB9 was easily the hottest girl in the place. My buddy went ahead and chatted her up. I went off and helped myself to some beer and got buzzed, meanwhile i was being approached by everybody at the party wanting to know what was my deal lol. I had this key chain hanging off my neck with this small fluffy kitten <-- best wingman ive ever had lol. I have girls pulling the thing asking about the cat lmfao.
http://oi46.tinypic.com/be7m08.jpg
At one point this girl sees the cat, approaches me and we talk about love. She starts ranting "FUCK love, it's just a chemical reaction going through our heads blah" you could tell she got torn up from the past, i complemented her for her brightness to which she replied and emphasized "how do you know im not just some DUMB BITCH".... i lolled hard. She killed it with the serious look, there's something wrong with her.
HB9 comes to find me and the other girl books it LOL. HB9 was all happy and shit because she finally got her hands on weed lol. shit started getting playful from here on. Fluff talk happened then She started playing with the cat, i snatched it out of her hand, placed the cat against my cheek (kiss) as i say something along the lines of "hands off! Kitty is only loyal to me" It was funny cuz i think she felt left out and jealous lol. So i turned my head to the side so that HB9 kisses me on the cheek, she read the signal and proceeded to kiss. I told her that was that was a shitty kiss and BOOM, next thing i know we're making out. The dudes in the background were raising drinks yelling "yeaahhhh!!!!"
We took it outside on the beach, a spot were no one is likely to walk by. Imo it's totally retarded how i got to this point lol anyways this was by far The hottest girl i've ever fcked.
*rick ross grunt*
(EDIT) found out the gal had a bf whoops
Wed, 08/01/2012 - 02:15
#3
Re: [Laid] dat HB9 Polish
Pic(s) or it didn't happen
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- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Wed, 08/01/2012 - 02:58
#4
Re: [Laid] dat HB9 Polish
aw for real though?
ill keep that in mind for next time :P
ill keep that in mind for next time :P
Wed, 08/01/2012 - 03:16
#5
Re: [Laid] dat HB9 Polish
So her two roommates were dyking in the shower when you got there?
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Wed, 08/01/2012 - 03:56
#6
Re: [Laid] dat HB9 Polish
Don't know what you mean by dyking. The roommates were not ready when i got there, even after i warned them i was coming, Not too long after me being there they went both in the bathroom with the shower running, i have no idea what went on in there.
Wed, 08/01/2012 - 05:09
#7
Re: [Laid] dat HB9 Polish
@Ghettoguru:
Good job dude. I remember reading on Rsd about a day 2 that didn't pan out.
Good job dude. I remember reading on Rsd about a day 2 that didn't pan out.
Fri, 08/03/2012 - 07:16
#8
Re: [Laid] dat HB9 Polish
LOL god that one, that was horrid. Had to delete her number, not sure about re-engaging her right now :P