Lay report: Banging my sisters got friend.

Can we have some details broski im interested

Insightful.

Solid lay report. This one's going in the archives.

Sorry I was drunk last night. Not that cool to be honest. One of the easiest lays ever. She first started texting me a year ago when I had a girlfriend and she said she thought I was "intriguing" when we first met and she was actually married to the biggest chode I ever saw, also one of my sisters friends. We texted back and forth forever then she got a divorce and she was always hinting around how we should hang out sometime. She's so fucking scandalous. Anyway we finally arrange to watch a movie at her house now that we are both single. After watching 20 minutes of tv We wrestled around a bit then I fire man carried her into her own bed and we got it on. 

she gave the best fucking head and was a pretty good lay. I had a feeling she might be a squirter but it didn't turn out that way. Also she's the dean of an elementary school so for the high schoolers on here all your single school administrators are DTF at all times lol. I think I'm gonna split bc she's my sisters friend and my sister would punch me in the balls if she knew.

it really was that simple....the pussy "pension".

Yeah school administrators and teachers in general need penis badly. Or they start raping 13 yr old male students 

I had this principal's tits out at the Standard in downtown L.A., pulled her into the guy's bathroom and was about to pull her into a stall and one of her friends comes out of one of the stalls. LOL. 

Haaa!