Lay report from a party I threw...Some interesting takeaways.
Sup playas, I threw a college party on saturday night and it started out slow but as the night progressed it got more and more crouded and eventually became stupid lit. Word of mouth is amazing lol ;). BTW kegs are expensive but it was definitley the move. If you let people know that there is a keg at your party, they will come in droves.
The lay that ensued was almost too easy (I know it sounds egotistical but thats not my intention), when you host parties you are the boss, it goes without saying. Girls find out that you are the host and holy shit, the panties become wet. It's almost a cheat code, but not quite. Of course you still have to be the boss and command attention and be a social guy, but you definitley have a leg up. I'm posting this lay report not to show you my wizardry (I'm only a month and a half into training, I'm still a newb lol), but to case in point some awesome realizations I made about game (manwhore had talked about this to me, but I had not experienced it firsthand until this moment).
The party started out a little wishy washy, the keg was frothing and the music system was not working as well as I'd liked, but I handled this stuff in the beginning, and the party ran smoothly from then on. I did my necessary drills before the party as I usually do and when girls started to pour in, I went up to them and introduced myself, basically projecting to them that I was this cool, social guy. I was not trying to hit on all of them yet, I was just having a fun time and offering value to everybody.
It was during a round of flipcup that I zoned in on the girl of my choosing. When I first met her she was giving me shit and obviously testing to see if I had a sac down below. Here is where realization #1 came about. My past social conditioning started to shine through and I was thinking that she wasn't down or into me because of the amount of shit she was giving me. Boy was I wrong. I had learned from manwhore to stare aloofness and shit tests in the face and take that shit in and I hadn't applied it until now.
So I played a game of flip cup and she was across from me. I gazed her deep in the eyes to let her know I was gonna kick her ass. My team won the game, and she headed over to wait for the bathroom, which was right nearby. This is where realization 2 came into play: this one sounds obvious but it's not until you experience it a few times that it truly sinks in: I went over to her as she was waiting to take a piss and just blurted out random shit, literally some bullshit that doesn't even matter. I said it with conviction and a seductive tone, which is the only thing that really mattered. Pickup and the community focuses so much on "what to say" and "how to banter" and "lines to use," lots of guys who start out with pickup fall victim to the myth that it matters. The realization here is that it really fucking doesn't. I know this may sound obvious to most guys on this forum, but when you get laid from spouting absolute verbal gibberish (or so it seems) out of your mouth, it really hits hard.
I then did a power move, which is the only move that gets you laid (realization numero 3). I literally just grabbed her and kissed her. She had given me no signs of interest, but IOIs are bullshit. Fuck that, make moves. After that, I moved her. I was surprised that it only took moving her to my bedroom to get laid. Some girls require you to move them multiple times. I told her that I had some sick African art in my room (she is a theater major), and we gotta go see it. I said it with authority, and grabbed her and brought her to my room.
Realization 4 is that no fluff is required. What I mean by this is that I brought her to my room and just went for it right away. I didn't hem and haw about the art, I was not there for that. The Lay ensued. Unfortunatly I don't have a photo so it didn't happen if y'all are living by the "pics or it didn't happen" rule, so you can take my word for it.
For those out there on this forum who are just starting with game, take these takeaways to heart, you will be rewarded. I went mostly by instinct and the training I had recieved to make this happen, but there is a reason why it did, lol. Alcohol helped a bit but neither of us were that drunk. Also, another takeaway I realized is that you don't need to know a girl well at all to fuck her. It was not until the pillow talk of the next morning that we actually got to know each other a bit, we barely knew each others names lol. Another myth that is given by the community (an emphasis on "building rapport" is given in the pickup world, and this is bullshit. She just has to see that you are the boss and that you make power moves and can express youself, she doesn't have to know your deepest darkest secret or what your life passion is).
This girl is adorable by the way, she has a nice small body and beautiful breasts. Can I post photos of her on this forum or is that a privacy violation?
Peace,
Ben
Congrats man!! Kinda jealous bro lol but very Inspiring!!
Hope to see more lay report man...
Wish you the best!!
Nice! Yeah pics are good just as long as they're not "identifying". Blot out faces, info, etc.
Rating: Solid job, nice moves.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Here are some follow up texts with this girl, we are meeting up again on Thursday. Is this the proper way to sext or would it be better to be more direct?
...ME: hey pouz, what's ya schedule lookin like this week?
HER: Heyooooo I work in da morning, and i have sunset tues/wed wbu!
ay, so the plan is to rob an ice cream store and drive away with all the cookie dough, thursday night I'm free
lovely
But also what're you doing around midnight (I was having another girl over so I couldn't accept the booty call)
I have an exam tomorrow that I must study for cupcake, if i finish early i'll call you. for thursday, come over at 7pm and we will be partners in the ultimate crime.
haha k
****The next day, found out she had mono
hey, so I heard you got mono, hope you feel better lol. is there a chance I could get it too?
haha i dont actially have mono im just sick and trying not to work but pls dont tell erica that
Thanks for the concern tho, you might get a nasty case of lazy liar syndrome
damn, you are quite the troublemaker babyface, I don't know if i can contain this information
did you just call me babyface? youre a babyface, babyface
what are you up to............babyface
just chilled with some of the boyz and smoked a bit, kickin it at my place with some dank tunes rn. And lol, you will always be babyface, unless you would like to upgrade to toddlerface.
the boyzzzzzz!!! ah I feel I just chilled n smoked all day then had some pho because pho is dope. I mean i can be toddlerface but then you have to admit you fucked a toddlerface and isnt that just a little weird
a toddlerface fucked me, now thats not wierd at all, I too have a toddlerface ya dork
so two toddlers fucked, we're getting in deep territory
very deep, yes
you like it deep from what I hear
who'd you hear that from
This cute weird Brookline girl, I think she mentioned something about her name being toddlerface
cute and weird, not the worst I've been called I'll take it
I must've done some weird shit to you while I was a lil blacked out (inside joke, she wasn't actually blacked out when we fucked lol, we also fucked sober the next morning)
yea munchkin, you really showed me a part of you I hadn't seen before, and you loved it.
elaborate
you opened yourself wide and I went in, I grabbed your hair and looked into your eyes as I went in
How did that feel when I went in to explore this part of you?
youre an awfully articulate young man
It must have been awfully nice to feel my cock sliding deep inside of you while I slapped your tight ass. I am now, Aren't I.....
She has not responded for about 15 hrs now, so I may have messed this up, but this is my first time getting sexual with a girl over text. is there a followup I can send her from here? lol, I don't want her to flake on the date we have set up.
"May have messed up?" Nah you did lol. That was weird bro. The fact that you started this sexcapade with her being blacked out...not very reassuring. Read the sexting articles on Manwhore's site. There's a plethora of them.
Send this:
"Then when I pulled out of that beautiful body, reality set in, and I realized I hadn't done my laundry in weeks. I'm not dirty, its just that the life of a crime fighting spider can be tough sometimes yknow. Fuck. Mom's gonna be so mad."
The whole vibe of this convo is off. Subtly petty.
Two toddlers bangin isn't sexy mang. Like this chick wasn't aroused at all.
Near the end of the convo she is straight tooling you because it's so boorish. Then you take it sexual waay to quickly.
I'd just straight apologize bro. Shit was weird. Own up to it. Then blame it on not having a snickers or something.
Yeah I realized I got wayy too ahead of myself here, I'm still learning text game but I should have not taken it anywhere sexual. Shit. Ah well, it'll all work out in the end
Ya don't stress. Did you send the txt? Send something dude. Dont leave it at this and dont give up. Whats your game plan?
No. Absolutely do not do this. Awful
The whole vibe of this convo is off. Subtly petty.Two toddlers bangin isn't sexy mang. Like this chick wasn't aroused at all.
Near the end of the convo she is straight tooling you because it's so boorish. Then you take it sexual waay to quickly.
I'd just straight apologize bro. Shit was weird. Own up to it. Then blame it on not having a snickers or something.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Hey dude send me an email so I know time sensitive stuff is afoot.
I actually think it wasn't bad at all. In fact all the way up to this somewhat awful turn of events.. "How did that feel when I went in to explore this part of you?" it was you simply exploring a sexual modality with a girl that most people want to, simply don't have the nerve to. You did. And for that.. you deserve a salute, honky. You took the path less trodden.
The only issue with turning it into a question is you fucked with her Immersion, as coined by Daniel Rose in Sex God. Next time tell her what she felt. And all will be well. Give her an experience, tell her a story, use her body, make her feel it.
Don't ask your audience for feedback till after the show. Lol
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
The fact you guys went from babyface to toddlerface is hilarious. You two were just being witty with each other. The part with the blackout we'll chalk up to misfortune, and the fact you sorta tied things off kinda weirdly means we'll need to do some unraveling before setting things straight.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Also.. your perceptual error is that she'd somehow be able to conjure up the sensation of it on fucking cue. Girls are not like that. Humans.. are not like that. You gotta fill in the blanks a bit for them.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Sorry. Got delayed by some more Facebook pimpery. Came back into Vegas late last night after being gone a few months. Had a new girl show up bring me weed and give me head lol. Alright where were we
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Be like, "Ok seriously we need to get off the toddler stuff I read back our convo and let's just say we're both going to need therapy now. Lmao"
Then say, "I'm sticking to babyface. But respect. Let your freak flag fly ;) Now where were we. Ah yes.. my hands on your sweet little butt."
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
[x] Done
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Thanks man, she hasn't hasn't flaked yet on our date. It's scheduled for today in 30 minutes (7pm). I'll still be there for session don't worry, I might just have her wait till we are done, but this place closes at 11, so we gotta go at 7, then come back to my place.
So you two are still talking over text then?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Finally got around to reading this, awesome work on the party!
In terms of the texting, everything was cool up until the end. The way I perceive it is your sexting was going down a rather cliche path. My style is far more sincere n' silly, until I worked my way up to the big guns like the last text you sent.