Lesbian i've tried to meet up with 4-5 times
backstory: This girl has flaked like 10 times on me. We used to chat like every night. She stopped responding to me after I said sexual shit. This is our first interaction after weeks of nothing.
Me: Hey I don't wanna freak you out
BUt I think I'm pregnant with your daughter
her: just abort it
me: That's kinda mean I wanna raise it to become a warrior
her: pro choice 4 lyf you can raise it if you want
her: no child support from me though
Me: What if I tell the courts you forced yourself on me
her: I'll murder the judge
Me: I think they we would have to fight to the death
Her: In court?
Me: Yeah why not, we'll make an arena
her: we shall joust
me: we each get a horse, jousting thing, and armor
me: I think I'll win because I'm the alpha male
her: Pft in your dreams
Me: I know I can do this
Her:what if you kill me
Me: IF you die I'll scatter your ashes over the sea
Her: Please do I miss the ocean
Me: Me as well
*pic of me*
Her: That's a nifty shirt
Me: It's old school snoop dogg,
send me a pic.
tomorrow I leave for new mexico
her: for reals?
Me: Yeah, it's nice talking to you
Her: You too
Me: but anyways I'm gonna be back soon, maybe with a few tattoos
her: What are you gonna get?
Me: I dunno yet I'm looking for ideas
her: Anything in mind?
Me: Maybe something tribal or a coi fish
Her: I like koi fishes
Me: They're cool, see we have stuff in common
Her: lets get tattoos
me: sure sounds good to me.
Well your text game has improved massively, that's good to see. You said you're leaving for another state tomorrow so why you asking us about what to text her?
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