Let's Meetup for Burritos
Was talkin with Manwhore this weekend and he mentioned that he'd used this line.
Like most things coming out of his mouth, I thought this was pretty fucking gold, and decided to put it to work... Probably the best part about talking with Manwhore, is taking shit he says and then going out and using it. Heh, I do this all the time.
I have a few more that are still being developed. Ended up with 4 closes using the burrito line, but only met up with 2 of them cause I was busy
Me: Hey there
Her: Hi!! How are you
Me: Good just got into the city. Ha you look like a lot of fun (my game starts out reallllll weak- I hadn't done this shit in a while, and this was my first of the weekend)
Me: I think it's the bright pink dress
Her: I look like a lot of fun lol. What's that code for
Me: Idk if it's code for anything. Whatcha think it means?
Her: Lol I'm not quite sure... But I am fun:) My mother thinks I'm a catch
Me: Aw I bet... But my mother warned me bout gettin my heart broke by gals like you
Her: (Angel emoji) I would never break your heart
Me: Hehe you couldn't if you tried :)
Her: What! Bet I could
Me: Pfft, I'm not that easy cuddlebut- you break it, you buy it!
Her haha how much would it cost, anyway?
Me: We can discuss terms later
Me: Lets meet up tmrw for some burritos
Her: I can't say no to burritos. where you wanna go
Ended up grabbin a drink near my office during work. nothin really came of the d2. I was off my game. Fundamentals were weak. Oh but one thing that's importnat to note, is that we didn't actually end up grabbin burriots. Like you can, and that's totally cool, but you can obviously (just like any plans) just bail and do somethin else once the ball is rolling.
This girl was hot. Idk, I'm kinda at this point where I don't even really know what the scale means anymore. Cause I've met so many girls who at the time I thought were a "10", but then like 6 months later I looked back and was like, "oh..." But wtvr thats just a random thought
:p
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I spew golden rainbows out my exit passage. That's a euphemism for peeing out my ass which is what I was doing earlier.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I was actually trying to slightly insult this girl on pof with "so do you want to meet up for burritos" as a slight neg but she completely misinterpreted it and loved it. Stupid girl! >:0!
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
haha no it's fantastic as a slight neg
I've been using it with girls who have a little attitude in them, and it's fantastic.
They love it.
Ugh but on another note- my tinder game needs some work. I was rusty as fuck.
Although I do have to say fellas- tinder is amazing. even with pretty minimalist game, getting solid meets is pretty easy. It seems to be pretty much pre-qualified. Basically just need to be able to throw back a couple lines that indicate you have normal levels of emotional//social astuteness, and they're good to go. More than that, may even be over-kill. I'd be curious to see if anyone here as done any type of A/B testing via tinder with minialmist vs. more gamey styles of texting.
P.(i.i.d.)B. has.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
D. (I.I.C)K. ?
Who's D.K.?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Me: Hey There
Her: Hi : )
Me: Whatcha up to on this beautiful morning
Her: Ugh. Damn rain. I'm at work after a long hour commute
Her: How are you?
Me: Oh shit, see that's why I just ride the hoverboard into work
Her: I live in zz and work here in x, x
Her: We don't ahve that : (
Me: Really? I guess the teleporteres are pretty new
Me: My mom warned me about badasses like you
Me: Texting at the office. You break all the rules
Her: All of them :)
Her: My boss and I are trying to make a teleporter
Her: But our client didn't want to fund the program
Me: Lma so what's your schedule like this week
Her: Pretty busy actually, I have Friday free. Where do you live/work
Me: Alright, I can do Friday after work happy hour... wanna grab some burritos?
Her: hahah happy hour burritos? Sure, why not!
Her: Oh, please tell me you have a car!
Me: My ccar just was out in the shop for a week
Me: There area couple subways that drop you right off in xx
Me: If that doesn't work I'll send the hoverboard
Her: Sweet!
Her: I suck at metro, haven't used it much
Her: I'm from Texas we don't have a subway
Me: Oh shoot- beta read up lil missy
Me: I'd come out to xxcity but I don't wanna take this learning/growth opportunity away from you
her: hahaha. How about you show me after you come up??? : )
Me: haha I would but I already planned a spot out here
Me: Plus I already offered the teleporter
Me: At this point it's on you
Me: I'll get you step by step directions. It'll be like a scavenger hunt and I'll give you all the clues
Her: Where's the chivalry in that?!?
Me: You need to feel empowered. Not beholden
Her: hahahaha
Her: You're funny, I'll give you that
Me: Just funny? Really?
Her: This must be some awesome burrito place
Me: Oh gawd the sauces they have are outta this world
Me: But you need to know the secret password
Me: I'll give it to you if you behave
Her: What's it called?
Her: This place you speak of
Her: I am Mexican the fake kind so I know all about burritos
Her: If it's not up to par you will be in huge trouble. Like with the whole Mexican American community
Her: ...yeah I'm taking it there
Me: No girls allowed usually. They'll be pissed if I tell you
Me: They don't like coodies up in that bitch
Me: But seriously I told them you were building a teleporter and they're gonna make an exception
Me: I think...
Her: Well damn. I don't wanna go on this safari type scavenger hunt to get there and then can't get in?!?!?!
Me: You'll be with me. You'll be good
Me: Worst case we rob the burritos and hand out free Mexican food to the entire Mexican American community
Her: They might like you after that
Me: Pfft, please
Me: haha btw I have work till 7 but after taht I'm good on Friday
Her: Geesh. What do you do
Me: It's top secret. But I could prob tell you over some fantastic burritos
Her: hahaha
Her: You've done this before
Me: Damnit. I knew this was getting weird
Me: Lol
Her: Lure women with burritos
Me: hahaha
Me: Yeah. I must do it all the time. Burritos right? The classic pickup line
Her: Hey. If it works
Me: You come? Or am I gonna be eating burritos by myself
Her: I haven't gotten these easy step by step instructions
Me: Oh shoot. Well holdup where you comin from?
Me: I'll getcha here. Don't worry
Her; xxx xxx
Me: Hey there
Her: Hey!
Her: How are you?
Me: Awesome just headin to work. Not sure whether I like that car or your grandpa better in that pic lol
Her: My grandpa.. hands down
Her: :)
Her: What do you do?
me: Haha yeah my gramps was a total badass. I get that. I'm running an office for a startup here
Me: you?
Her: That's nice. What startup
Her: Nurse anesthesia grad school
Me: haha okay, well the truth is I'm a male stripper but shh don't tell my mother
Me: Lol or your grandpa for that matter... he probably wouldn't approve
Her: haha
Me: Lmao what's your schedule like this week
Her: Well... what do you really do?
Me: We're similar to seamless. Take the xx, you'll see the ads
Her: But how am I going to know which one is yours if I don't know the name of the startup?
Me: Lol we have the only ones... plus it'll be like a fun little scavenger hunt ;)
Her: That's nice but I live in xx so I don't ever ride the metro
Me: Where do you go to school?
Her: xx
Me: Oh nice. I went to xx. Just moved here a lil bit ago
Her: That's cool
Me: Gotcha. Lemme knokw if you wanna grab a drink this week
Her: I'll get coffee
Me: Friday
Me: But you wanna grab burritos instead? It's just as arbitrary and def. tastes better
Her: I'm totally in for a burrito
Her: Like chipotle style or something even better?
Me: I mean let's not get ahead of ourselves
Me: Chipotle and if things go well, MAYBE we step up to some tostadas next time
Her: hahaha
Her: Sounds good
Me: 7ish work for you
Her: Sure
Her: Actually lets do 8ish
legitimately though- that burrito line was a PERFECTLY placed neg in that very last convo
Idk if neg is the right word but like I went drink... she was like no coffee.... and then I'm like actually, fuck that bitch let's get burritos
Yeah well placed. Shit
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Updated both convos to include most updated respones.
I like it cause I come at these bisches like super basic, and then I just unleash some seriously badass text game on them.
I think you can go super basic, minimalist shit with the openers etc. as long as you can handle the shit that comes up: See the convo below to see what I mean
Where did you meet these girls?
edit: Cold approach or tinder is what I mean
Me: Hey there
Her: Why is this the go to opener?!
Me: Oh, nice. Hello to you too
Me: Geeeezuss.. My mother totally warned me about girls like you
Her: Haha I'm the least of your worries. I'm independent and competent, you be worried about the girls who need reassurance or $$
Me: Pfft you're just lucky you're a snowboarder
Me: That reassurance thing is legit though for sure. A sexy lil girl with the attitude to back it up. Def a badass chick
Me: But fuck you. You never even said hello haha
Her: Overrated, this is fucking tinder
Me: Lol tru... it's cool though I don't like your haircut anyway
Her: Don't mind me, I'm sleep deprived
Her: Haha that's okay, it's just kind of growing
Me: Lol I'm kiddin pnk
Me: Yeah my lil pup gets super cranky when he's tried too... I just wrestle with him anyway
Her: I am too :), I could be described as a puppy; no sense of energy conservation, grumpy when I'm hungry / tired
Me: Yeah it's cool you're in HALT
Me: I'd wrestly you too, but iono how tough you are
Me: **Thumb wrestle
Me: Your clearly not ready for more than that
Her: I could take you
Her: Just kidding but actually if you don't work out it would be terribly sad and embarrasing
Me: Pfft please, I eat girls like you for breakfast
This one is still going
These are all Tinder convos
Mostly from this morning.
Me: Hey there
Her: Hey, how are you??
Me: Hngin in there. Soccer and whiskey on deck. Just got back from a lil jog in the rain
Her: Oh I like your style
Me: Oh yeah?
Me: Pretty sure my mother warned me bout girls and whiskey
Her: She should've warned you about women who love whiskey. We're the trouble makers
Me: Geeezus lol you totally are, aren't ya
Me: You don't look so tough
Her: Me/ God no!
Me: It's cool me and my pup can protect you
Me: He's more badass than me
Me: I haveta wrestyle him all the time just to show hi whose boss
Her: I'm guessing the one in your pic??
Me: :)
Me: Lmao what's your schedule like next couple days
Her: Work all day Thursday through Saturday but sat I'm off at 7
Me: Oh nice- you wanna go out for some burritos?
Her: Lmao for some burritos? Sure I'd love to lmfao
Me: Hey there
Her: Hey how are you
Me: Soar as fuck right now
Me: Should not have started hammerin away this damn bed frame
Her: haha hammering so late! Sounds brutal! What are you making
Me: Bed frame from some old stuff I have from a past life
Me: What's up though
Her:That's awesome! Just a typical Thursday gym at 5 and work lol
Me: Oh that's awesome... Gawwdamm my mother totally warned me bout gals like you
Her: Haha what did she say?
Me: That I really shouldn't be talkin to strangers
Me: But clearly I'm a rebel
Her: Hahaha ive heard that too
her: hmm breaking rulea
Her: Rules
Me: Yeah I knew it
Me: Such a bad girl
Me: Texting at work
Me: Breaking ALL the rules
Her: Always
Her: Always texting not a bad girl lol
Me: Oh phew thank gawd you clarified that
Me: Almost couldn't text you anymore
Her: What! why not??
Me: Lmao what's your schedule like the next couple of days
Her: I'm going out tomorrow but I'm not up to anything tonight
Me: Oh okay, hm, well you wanna meet up for some burritos?
Her: hahah that's awesome!
Her: You sure you can still hang out with me?
Still in progress
Also, I really don't know why I've been fuckin around with this like innocent, "The girl is the bad guy" frame so much lately. I kinda like it though. It's fun
I think that's one if the things I'm working in at this point is moving between frames easier.
But it ill notice I'll introduce a frame and sometimes it takes and sometimes it doesn't and I usually look to force-feed it, rather than simply allowing the girl to play with it. Although I'm getting better at this.
I noticed it first in my in-person game. I'd go into sets with a specific vibe and I'd cling to that frame a little too long. Ike my boys energy would increase and instead of seeing the situation and dropping back a lil, I'd just keep up with the energy and blow the set put.
gotta just observe this stuff and respond to what you're seeing. Sorta just be what's needed.
Yeah girl being predator is always an awesome frame lol. The burrito line is like.. stellar I'm going to have to look at it under a microscope.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Dude the girl as the bad guy is totally awesome. Classic flipping the script going to have to incorporate that all over the place
Crushing!