Little Vegas lovebug: New MW texting convo sample (examples of using picture msgs to game)
This is a girl I met while on bootcamp with Jlaix during Rsd World Summit a couple years back. I LOVE teaching bootcamp. Students are my focus, so ya got to bait 'n release. But in this case, you let them hold onto the bait ;)
Anyways as usual I start texting her the same night. This girl is invested from the start because I'm amazing and had a great interaction with her. It didn't last that long but it was enough
(there are no timestamps as this is prior to the existence of MW app #1)
Eh you. Such a long night.. skipping drais. I'm still totally down for ice cream later tho. Night
Lol good night!
I might get a burrito first ; ) Can't sleep on an empty stomach
Enjoy it! :-))
Hey babe hows your day. The rains awesome
Hey u! My day is great, relaxing n enjoying the rain! :-)
I'm chillin at venetian with buddies acting like a tourist. What you up to later
Fun! Having dinner with my family!
Oh bitchin. Well have fun. Let's kick it tomorrow with some ice cream
Lol u must really love ice cream!
I love you more
Lol fast n easy huh?
Whats yr name again?
Lmao. Are we discussing the benefits of microwavable mac n cheese?
JON! Don't forget
Lmao
What family you talking about? I've got 2 little sisters
Nice et u Jon from Kentucky
My brother n his wife
Nah I'm from Vegas pumpkin. I just kept my ky num from 5 yrs ago
Yea figured it out when u said u r playing tourist lol
What happened to yr arm?
Lol. Well I remembered from last night when you TOLD me lol. That you're a local n you work at some retail thing? I forget exactly what it was
Old injury that I redislocated night before last
Good memory! Im impressed!
Auch! Sounds painful!
I also remember your hot little haircut
Lmao thank u!
Ya hurt really bad still very sore. I need a lot of extra attention from a local retail store girl with a bob haircut. Know of anyone? I think ice cream and a back massage would really set things right
Lmfao
It sounds like u found a cure for dislocated shoulders! Now all u gotta do is find the girl, eat ice cream n enjoy the massage! ;-)
Cool ya I found the girl last night. But I don't think its an immediate cure it takes a couple treatments!
LOL i bet it does!
What brought u to sin city?
BABE I LIVE HERE. Geezez lol
I know! Let me rephrase why did u move here?
Oh. Lol I have good buddies here plus business. I make websites
Lol
; b
dont let me keep u away from yr friends, enjoy it being a tourist! ;-)
I will pumpkin. Enjoy yer dinner n I want my massage tomorrow!
Lol take it easy mac n chz!
Hey!
Jk
Is it beer:thirty yet
?
Oh shit! Its 5pm.. legal drinking time
I didnt know there was a legal time to drink, interesting :-)
Yes I make the rules duh ; )
Lmao
So if i start drinking before 5pm i'll be arrested? Lol
Yes you will be in a lot of trouble with me little cupcake
Lol
Wow lots of bananas, u have a monkey? Lol
No. I'm a gorilla
Lol
Hey its ____ i think we should _____. Im super busy today, but i think can definitley _____ you at ____. Call me ______...Im so ____ for you right now
Lol smart move!
I know Im full of smart moves. Its genetics
Hey its Jon i think we should meet for bananas and ice cream Im super busy today but i think can definitely meet you at ''luv it'' hows that so far? Lol
Really good. Luv a girl with a plan
Baby you look different!
Very! Lol
Well I guess we know what YOU are doing right now
What is that?
Thats Mr Bones, my co-worker! :-)
Lol. He looks like me. Yes I could see that you're at work. Enjoying the fucking HOT day?
Cant say i do! Lol im indoors enjoying the cool air conditioning, how bout u?
I know it was kinda dark when i met u but i just dont remember any white shiny skull lol
No way...
remember me now?
Lmfao
Hm...getting close, my memory if kinda foggy as far as the bunny ears but love it ;-)
Hold on pumpkin. Gawd I got this obnoxious photoshoot pic I dont want to send...
Lol dont be shy
(toddler pic)
(man pic)
So obviously you thought I was an ugly kid
Lol nooo, cute! sorry i had a customer!
K you owe me like 5 pics now
(toddler pic)
5? jeez Lol
Mhm I'm very high maintenance
Whats yr sign?
(pic)
A jet fighter.
Gawdammit you are so cute.
(pic)
Lmao when is yr bday?
Thank u! ;-)
I'm in April. But I'm not your typical aries
(pic)
(pic)
Ya I got that last one already its my fav one but you can't send doubles so I need another one ; )
U need to send more too ;-) one is never enough lol
Oh man.. I take a lot of joke pics I don't want to offend..
(pic)
Try me! :-)
(She sends me a pic of her "jacking off" a similar looking cactus. I'm genuinely impressed with how awesome she is. And I want to have sex with her even more.)
:-)
Ooo la la that's a big one o_0
Huge! Lol
Hello my baby pumpkin
Hi! :-)
Whatre you doin Im drinking fourloko at venetian lol
Im working, whats a fourloko?
Its a type of malt beverage. Very trashy lol
Lol never had one! Acting like a tourist again?
A bit ya.. got a bunch of buddies visiting so it becomes the norm lol
At least u get to show off u know all the hot spots in town ;-)
Pssh I dont show off. Im a jet fighter
Lol yes u r!
I know. Im fast and fly high
Lol
Going to Lavo again tonight?
No don't think so. Maybe gallery I'm not sure I don't even care babe as long as its with the buddies
Cool, have fun!
What are you doing pumpkin tonight? we need to hang out very soon
Working, gotta close :-( sounds good :-)
Haha I'm glad I could make you smile even tho you have to close!!
U always do cuz u r a jet fighter ;-)
Mighty morphine jet fighter. K gonna take a nap now pumpkin talk later
Sleep tight! Dont let the bed bugs bite! :-)
What time you off?
11:30-12
(from her)
Holy shit how did I miss this! Lol hi pumpkin!
Lol hi! What did u miss?
Your picture text lol
How could u? Lol
I dunno somehow Im looking thru n Im like.. ya thats got to be it.. Im TOO sexy
Lol
(pic of "friendship turd")
Not sure how I feel about this friendship turd. He ain't very sexy
(some pic of girl's ass in thong)
Ooo you have sexy legs!
Lol
What r u up to today? Working hard or hardly working? ;-)
I'm so tired gonna nap. What're you doing lover
Nice! lucky u.... what i wouldnt give to take a nap now too, sweet dreams!
Are you working
Yep very hard! ;-)
When are you off next
I think next wed
When do you not close next
Tomorrow
And sunday
Ah sunday might work. Tomorrow Im hella busy uggh.
Np we'll go with the flow ;-)
k
Whatchu doin
Good morning sunshine! Sorry i was asleep, sup wit u?
Just woke up ; b Needed it
(toddler buttpic)
Lol hi! Cute butt ; )
Thx, hows yr day goin?
Headed back home. Got dinner with friends at 10ish
Enjoy it!
Mmkay pumpkin. We should hang out monday
Cant sorry
Dont worry about it, if u cant anymore tomorrow
No tomorrow is perfect babe. 6 for drinks?
is 7 ok? I get off at 6:30
No too soon! Go home shower change into something hot so we match (I HATE meeting girls after work. It's like the kiss of death. No girl feels sexy after work)
Lmao
Where do u wanna go?
Pt's right here or maybe ice cream
Ok which pt's? what side of town u live on?
Im on west side babe. Decatur n flamingo
Cool, im on Rainbow and 215, wanna meet at the one on Decatur and Sunset?
No decatur and flamingo. We'll talk about it tomorrow
Sure
Hi pumpkin how's work
Hi! its ok, how r u?
Im good a bit hungover. Youre off in an hr right. No 630 thats right. 8?
Yea sure
Which location are we deciding on?
Decatur n flamingo babe. It's apparently a really cool one I want to check it out. Bring quarters if you have'em lmao. I'm bringing mine !
Lol didnt know theres a pts there
Yepper
Ok i'll find it see u there
K just text me when you're getting ready then leaving
Ok
Hey i just got home, i ran into a lil traffic, im gonna jump in the showa n start get ready
Sure thing babe. Just laying here vegetating a bit. Text me when yer leaving babe. How long will it take you to get here
Depending on the traffic ~20min
K #### ####
Lol u remember!
Lol. Ya
But I actually got confused n put you in my phone as #### hehe. Was so loud in there
Lmao no way!!! :-)))
It IS #### right? Lol. Or are you a matilda or something.. ; )
Lol yea everybody calls me #### from Beatrice
Jon from Jonathan?
Mhmm
What?
Yes from Jonathan
So I pretty much overwhelm this girl with my amazingness. I have her drop her off at my place and rather than have her come up and fuck her, which I know would have made her feel like a one and done, I just have her park in front of my place, I grab her and ravish her while she's sitting in front of her steering wheel for a bit. She's literally lost her mind by the time I'm done. I head up and continue texting.. I meet up with her again a couple days later she's cooked dinner for me. I fuck her right inside her door on the carpet then she gives me my porkchop dinner. Every once in a while I get a girl that I could bang immediately but I know would be better to wait so that she doesn't feel like a meat puppet for another amazing guy's cock. #firstworldproblems
Four loko, the breakfast of champions. Was this back when they still had caffeine in them lmao
Haha naw I got in the game after the deaths in NYC. Honestly I had to quit fourloko 'cuz it made me dumb. I like a light social drinking buzz. That's why Mike's harder lemonade is my drink of choice
Wow lots of bananas, u have a monkey? Lol
No. I'm a gorilla
HAHAHA!
The magical part about MW's text game is that he makes everything so childish n immature, but also incorporates sexuality and masculinity. He texts as if he is a horny 8th grader LOL
Haha yeah I hope to get that going with a girl. If I can get that I know it's on. Everything we ever wanted to know about girls we learned in the sandbox at age 4. Everything else is just stuff we have to unlearn
It blew my mind when my buddy pointed out that a four loko has like 1500 calories or some exorbitant number like that.
Ofg.
660 actually. So you're getting into some dangerous territory if you have two, which isn't terribly uncommon. Add to that, the general publics fascination with shitty food when they're drunk and you're on pace for some real caloric intake lol
Ok this convo is awesome. I am sick in my bed with the flu but this made my night. I'm stealing these pictures, a few of your lines and overall swag. Don't be mad.
Also weird story, back when I was in college I did a job for someone who had, no joke, around a 50 of the old four lokos stashed in his garage. Apparently he was delivering them when they got banned and didn't have any place to put them so he gave me an entire pack when I finished the job for him. Honestly I am not surpised they got banned, each can has about five beers worth of alc, and so much caffeine and sugar packed into them that you don't even realize you are fucked up. Its some next level shit. Anyway I still have like three, I think I'm gonna wait a few years and sell them on eBay and make a killing. I think.
Check out the other new one it's even better. "NYC Bartender"