lmao quick help (Like within 15 minutes would be great)
Fri, 03/30/2012 - 02:37
So I gotta seriously start getting ready to head out but I'ma shower and shit so hopefully someone responds to this by then.
Basically I've got one lay guareentied (fuck spelling) for tonight. Just got a message back from some chick on facebook and I'm thinking I can somehow get her to come up and fuck me tonight as well...
So she tried to add me on facebook
I sent her a message saying: "You have to send me the pic from Sat. before I accept your friend request"
She goes, "If you want the picture from saturday you'll have to give me your number"
I go, "Hm, okay. It's xxxxxxxxxx (heh- oops on that one). But I feel like my number is worth more than just a picture"
She just got back to me and goes, "Haha what else is it worth?"
Quick- help me make moves.
Basically I've got one lay guareentied (fuck spelling) for tonight. Just got a message back from some chick on facebook and I'm thinking I can somehow get her to come up and fuck me tonight as well...
So she tried to add me on facebook
I sent her a message saying: "You have to send me the pic from Sat. before I accept your friend request"
She goes, "If you want the picture from saturday you'll have to give me your number"
I go, "Hm, okay. It's xxxxxxxxxx (heh- oops on that one). But I feel like my number is worth more than just a picture"
She just got back to me and goes, "Haha what else is it worth?"
Quick- help me make moves.
Fri, 03/30/2012 - 03:33
#1
It's worth you coming over
It's worth you coming over and baking this cookie dough I got in my fridge. Probably more but we'll discuss later
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Fri, 03/30/2012 - 09:09
#2
You have a very identifable style
Starting to get a feel for your style manwhore. In person you probably come across SUPER manly, slightly aggressive with an overture of playfullness.
Love it. I think in person, I probably come across slightly less manly and a little more laid back. Not sure if this is something which will be developed as I continue my path or if it is something which I will just continue to come into more but for whatever reason I feel slightly incongruent playing the role of the playfully misogynistic male figure.
That being said, I didn't have time to wait for a response so I went ahead and had to play it by ear because she texted me the following right after I posted this:
Her: You still worth that picture?
Me: Tisk, tisk, not with that attitude missy
Her: haha what attitude?
Me: I believe you owe me more than just a picture
Her: Oh really? and what would that be
Me: Use your imagination but I can tell you what I like if that would help
Her: That would help
Me: I like alcohol, sex, flowerse and little teddy bears
Her: haha well who doesn't like sex. And I like kit kat's and ugly dolls
Me: Chocolate, sex and flowers... think you can handle that?
Her: We will have to see lol
Maybe this is fine, maybe not.... In any event, I see how your text was far superior to what I sent, wish I coulda had time to wait for it. I don't think I made any HUGE mistakes, in that just cuase my in person game she'll be down for a meetup but I may have pushed the frame slightly too far to the point where it became, as I like to put it, "Obvious".... Thoughts?
Love it. I think in person, I probably come across slightly less manly and a little more laid back. Not sure if this is something which will be developed as I continue my path or if it is something which I will just continue to come into more but for whatever reason I feel slightly incongruent playing the role of the playfully misogynistic male figure.
That being said, I didn't have time to wait for a response so I went ahead and had to play it by ear because she texted me the following right after I posted this:
Her: You still worth that picture?
Me: Tisk, tisk, not with that attitude missy
Her: haha what attitude?
Me: I believe you owe me more than just a picture
Her: Oh really? and what would that be
Me: Use your imagination but I can tell you what I like if that would help
Her: That would help
Me: I like alcohol, sex, flowerse and little teddy bears
Her: haha well who doesn't like sex. And I like kit kat's and ugly dolls
Me: Chocolate, sex and flowers... think you can handle that?
Her: We will have to see lol
Maybe this is fine, maybe not.... In any event, I see how your text was far superior to what I sent, wish I coulda had time to wait for it. I don't think I made any HUGE mistakes, in that just cuase my in person game she'll be down for a meetup but I may have pushed the frame slightly too far to the point where it became, as I like to put it, "Obvious".... Thoughts?
Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:49
#3
Yes Id say that was a misfire
Yes Id say that was a misfire bringing sex up like that but probably not a big deal. If you have a difficult time getting her to come out thats why
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Fri, 03/30/2012 - 18:56
#4
She keeps trying to take my frame from me.. silly bitch
Aiming to capitalize on this tonight.
She just texted me
Her: So when am I getting these flowers and chocolate you're talking about lol
Thoughts?
What about something like, "Just as soon as you get over here and give me that message I've been wanting, after that I suppose I'd have to throw you at least a kit-kat or two"
ooo me thinks I'm getting the hang of this : )
She just texted me
Her: So when am I getting these flowers and chocolate you're talking about lol
Thoughts?
What about something like, "Just as soon as you get over here and give me that message I've been wanting, after that I suppose I'd have to throw you at least a kit-kat or two"
ooo me thinks I'm getting the hang of this : )
Fri, 03/30/2012 - 21:07
#5
Erm seeing as she is already
Erm seeing as she is already wanting to meet and she knows shes gonna get dong. I wouldnt send something that gay. Just be like "i'm free {insert time} {suggest something to do} come round. bring some chocolate forget the flowers."
Unless you actually like flowers that much lol
Unless you actually like flowers that much lol
Fri, 03/30/2012 - 21:18
#6
Hmm
The text I wrote in my most recent post is better than that straight forward shit. It keeps it playful, sets a sexual tone, mantains the buyer frame and progresses shit forward to a meetup.
The straight forward shit, like what you suggested is cool, but at the same time I think you gotta realize that the entire tone of this text conversation I've been having with her (which has been set by me) is playful... so it just seems odd to all of a sudden go real serious on her and I've actually had girls cancel as soon as I give em a response like that if it deviates from the overal tone of where the conversations coming from.
Also- another issue with straight forward texts like that which I have had in the past is that there's always the chance that she's busy or whatnot, which is totally cool, but when that happens it just allows the tone to be set where now she's the one agreeing or disagreeing to come over.
The straight forward shit, like what you suggested is cool, but at the same time I think you gotta realize that the entire tone of this text conversation I've been having with her (which has been set by me) is playful... so it just seems odd to all of a sudden go real serious on her and I've actually had girls cancel as soon as I give em a response like that if it deviates from the overal tone of where the conversations coming from.
Also- another issue with straight forward texts like that which I have had in the past is that there's always the chance that she's busy or whatnot, which is totally cool, but when that happens it just allows the tone to be set where now she's the one agreeing or disagreeing to come over.
Fri, 03/30/2012 - 21:48
#7
Yeah, thats true actually. I
Yeah, thats true actually. I have been a bit too over the top with sexuality in text game atm so i'm probs being a bit more conservative lol
Fri, 03/30/2012 - 22:12
#8
A massage is corny as fuck.
A massage is corny as fuck. You also dont want to keep going with this combative "hm what are you going to give ME??" frame it sucks.
Also she's already trying to come over so sexual stuff isnt necessary. If you do try to make it more sensual I guess Id say
Also she's already trying to come over so sexual stuff isnt necessary. If you do try to make it more sensual I guess Id say
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Sat, 03/31/2012 - 04:23
#9
Interesting Turn
lmao this is too funny. Just as I typed out that Title, the girl texted me again. I was about to say the convo took a weird turn that I wasn't expecting but given this text I got like 15 seconds ago... The ball is back in play.
Me:Just as soon as you come over and give me that massage I've been wanting... After that, I suppose I'd have to throw you at least a kit-kat or two
Her: Since when did you want a massage hahah
Me: I was building a desk-manual labor... Tensed up a bit
Her: Ohh I see how it is haha well I'm thinking that you need to come down here because I'm a girl and shouldn't travel alone : )
Her: And I have my own apartment ; )
Me: Well in that case, I suppose I can't just leave you there all alone
Her: Haha I suppose
Me: I'm gonna finish watching the knicks game with my buddy and head over around ten thirty
Her: I mean I'm with my girls tonight but maybe sometime soon!
Her: And I'm about to pass out I would be no fun lol
Me: Oh that's too bad I was looking forward to seeing you
Her: Haha I know lol but soon!
Her (most recent text): I'm ready for my massage
Bleh and I was all about to go to sleep but at the same time if this is gonna go down, I'd rather have sex. We'll see where this goes- updates will be coming.
Also, your last comment got cut off at the end Manwhore, didn't get to catch what you would have said.
Me:Just as soon as you come over and give me that massage I've been wanting... After that, I suppose I'd have to throw you at least a kit-kat or two
Her: Since when did you want a massage hahah
Me: I was building a desk-manual labor... Tensed up a bit
Her: Ohh I see how it is haha well I'm thinking that you need to come down here because I'm a girl and shouldn't travel alone : )
Her: And I have my own apartment ; )
Me: Well in that case, I suppose I can't just leave you there all alone
Her: Haha I suppose
Me: I'm gonna finish watching the knicks game with my buddy and head over around ten thirty
Her: I mean I'm with my girls tonight but maybe sometime soon!
Her: And I'm about to pass out I would be no fun lol
Me: Oh that's too bad I was looking forward to seeing you
Her: Haha I know lol but soon!
Her (most recent text): I'm ready for my massage
Bleh and I was all about to go to sleep but at the same time if this is gonna go down, I'd rather have sex. We'll see where this goes- updates will be coming.
Also, your last comment got cut off at the end Manwhore, didn't get to catch what you would have said.
Sat, 03/31/2012 - 04:30
#10
You recovered that really
You recovered that really well. Appealing to a girl's nurturing side is solid. There wasn't anything else that was the sentence.
At this point I'd just set up logistics. Just fuck her don't try to make it fancy
At this point I'd just set up logistics. Just fuck her don't try to make it fancy
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- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Sat, 03/31/2012 - 04:38
#11
Oh yeah?
Not sure where I got that line from-maybe it was from reading somebody's field reports... something about building a shelf
Sat, 03/31/2012 - 04:41
#12
Wait okay, I haven't encountered this before
Actual help is needed on this one, for realz
So after he last text it proceeds:
Me: Oh, yeah?
Her: But I want you to know I'm not going to be your play thing you have to earn it lol
What's going on here...? I'm thinking just go with it, set up the meet and take control once I get there.... looks like I'm gonna have to just take control once I'm with her in person
So after he last text it proceeds:
Me: Oh, yeah?
Her: But I want you to know I'm not going to be your play thing you have to earn it lol
What's going on here...? I'm thinking just go with it, set up the meet and take control once I get there.... looks like I'm gonna have to just take control once I'm with her in person
Sat, 03/31/2012 - 04:50
#13
Ehh this is easy.
"Phew! I'm
Ehh this is easy.
"Phew! I'm so used to being used as a plaything at least I know you're not someone I have to worry about. So you're not going to take advantage of me? Awesome because I promised my mom I'd be a good boy and I'm really trying"
"Phew! I'm so used to being used as a plaything at least I know you're not someone I have to worry about. So you're not going to take advantage of me? Awesome because I promised my mom I'd be a good boy and I'm really trying"
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- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Sat, 03/31/2012 - 04:51
#14
Btw the reason you got that
Btw the reason you got that play thing text is because you told her you'd come over AFTER you watched the knicks game. That's fucking insulting to a girl lol. You slashed her value in half in one fucking swoop man. Watch it on that stuff.
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- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Sat, 03/31/2012 - 05:06
#15
Thanks- oo just got a response as I finished writing this
Interesting, I appreciate that piece of advice man- I had no clue something so simple could do it like that. But actually, that sorta makes this whole thing make sense. As soon as I sent the text about coming over AFTER the knicks game, she closed off. Like she obviously wanted me to come over the whole time but from what you're saying it's like she got insulted about me wanting to finish the knicks game and it's like she wanted to give me a taste of my own medicine I.E "I mean, I'm with my girls tonight..." etc.
Thank goodness I decided to throw that line in there about it being too bad cause I was excited to see her... that prob made her feel a LITTLE better.
I'll def. watch out for that and similar situations like that in the future
Ooo you're text was money:
Me: Phew! I'm so used to being used as a plaything at least I know you're not someone I have to worry about. So you're not going to take advantage of me? Awesome because I promised my mom I'd be a good boy and I'm really trying
Her: But I do want to play
Her: Haha I can't tell if you're kidding or not. lol
From here- just say something like, "You'll have to wait and see. I'll be over in thirty"?
Thank goodness I decided to throw that line in there about it being too bad cause I was excited to see her... that prob made her feel a LITTLE better.
I'll def. watch out for that and similar situations like that in the future
Ooo you're text was money:
Me: Phew! I'm so used to being used as a plaything at least I know you're not someone I have to worry about. So you're not going to take advantage of me? Awesome because I promised my mom I'd be a good boy and I'm really trying
Her: But I do want to play
Her: Haha I can't tell if you're kidding or not. lol
From here- just say something like, "You'll have to wait and see. I'll be over in thirty"?
Sat, 03/31/2012 - 05:10
#16
btw- I'm learning so much
btw- I'm learning so much from just this single conversation, jesus. I'm gonna be internalizing these lesson for weeks
Sat, 03/31/2012 - 05:13
#17
Naw that's not a good line of
Naw that's not a good line of thought or direction. It's almost like you want to make a girl super expectant and in suspense, without actually drawing attention to the fact you're doing it. If you send her that you're totally releasing the tension and cheapening it at the same time.
Just say something like "Well I'm hungry should I eat first then come over, or come over then eat."
Lol that's a good one ;)
Just say something like "Well I'm hungry should I eat first then come over, or come over then eat."
Lol that's a good one ;)
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- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Sat, 03/31/2012 - 05:14
#18
Ya I'm teaching you text game
Ya I'm teaching you text game for free I don't even know why lol
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- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Sat, 03/31/2012 - 05:25
#19
lmao- that text is hilarious
Just sent it- time to kick back and see what happens.
Oh, and yeah that makes sense. So just send that shit, let the tension sit, cut thread and move on to the meetup.. I assume this same concept can be applied to a much broader set of situations where tension is involved- like in general when that tension is there, I can apply that same logic?
Oh, and yeah that makes sense. So just send that shit, let the tension sit, cut thread and move on to the meetup.. I assume this same concept can be applied to a much broader set of situations where tension is involved- like in general when that tension is there, I can apply that same logic?
Sat, 03/31/2012 - 05:29
#20
haha
haha maybe I'll just have to take a bootcamp next time I'm in vegas : )
That's fair.
That's fair.
Sat, 03/31/2012 - 05:30
#21
got back to me
She goes,
Her: haha that's not an answer
Her: haha that's not an answer
Sat, 03/31/2012 - 05:54
#22
It's time to poo or get off
It's time to poo or get off the pot this is getting stupid.
Be like "Yes but playtime closes soon you need to hurry. I'll come over in a few whats yer address"
Be like "Yes but playtime closes soon you need to hurry. I'll come over in a few whats yer address"
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- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Sat, 03/31/2012 - 09:48
#23
Killin It
Dude, she lived directly across the street from a mother fucking KFC/TacoBell, so that was worth it by itself... Thanks for all the help. LMAO- I show up at her place with my goofy ass eskimo hat, and Quicksilver T on... Show up and this shit is like right on the water, there's a bar right in the lobby level with a bunch of suits and the fucking doorman looks at me and goes, "Um excuse me, who are you here to see" HAHA.... and I'm just like "The fuck, what does this woman do?" She says she's a "graduate student"... I swear to god, I think she might be a stripper on the side. No way she's spending this kind of dough off of loans. That or she's got some generous parentals
I'm thinking of creating a post, linking to this thread, on the RSD forums just so that people can see it. The amount of free advice you gave to everyone throughout the course of this conversation is unreal.
That and man, you came through in the clutch at the end there- stickin it out.
LMAO- I have a funny ass video which my buddy took of me tonight. I showed him the text thread and he was just like, "dude... I don't know how you do it every time but you're killling it... I'ma buy you some shots before you head out" (lol it ended up being a line of 6 shots which he made me take all at once before I left)- I showed him your thread... He called me a cheater...
But in all reality, you're gonna have a severe influx of straight natural killers coming to your thread for some text game help in the next couple weeks
You made a believer tonight and I got your back.
And yeah, I just had sex.
I'm thinking of creating a post, linking to this thread, on the RSD forums just so that people can see it. The amount of free advice you gave to everyone throughout the course of this conversation is unreal.
That and man, you came through in the clutch at the end there- stickin it out.
LMAO- I have a funny ass video which my buddy took of me tonight. I showed him the text thread and he was just like, "dude... I don't know how you do it every time but you're killling it... I'ma buy you some shots before you head out" (lol it ended up being a line of 6 shots which he made me take all at once before I left)- I showed him your thread... He called me a cheater...
But in all reality, you're gonna have a severe influx of straight natural killers coming to your thread for some text game help in the next couple weeks
You made a believer tonight and I got your back.
And yeah, I just had sex.
Sat, 03/31/2012 - 10:04
#24
I'm so fucking high right
I'm so fucking high right now. I didn't even smoke. Just the way it all went down- fucking yaeh.
RECOGNIZE THE BEAST AND UNLEASH THE KRAKIN
She opens the door and we hug and she tries to kiss me on the cheek and I just push her back and kiss her on the lips, she pauses a bit and we step back and we start to make out. We go chill on her couch and we order that movie, "John Tucker Must Die".. She lays down with her head on the other end of the couch and I tell her to lean the other way and she just goes, "Oh okay" and lays down on me and grabs my hand. I pull her up and she starts to try and make out with me. I pull back slightly and grab both her hands and pulll her up and just walk into her bedroom. I lay on the bed and she literally jumps on top of me and starts tearing at me.
I slowly pull off her shirt/bra and then she starts ripping at my jeans. My pants come off and we start making out and I pull the "Mountain Climber" on her.... For those of you who don't know this is where you slowly crawl up the bed so that her mouth just happens to end up right next to your dick. I didn't say shit and she just starts going to town on my dick. Jesus, she knew how to suck cock, you could just tell she took pride in it. After about 10 minutes of this she says, "I have a secret to tell you" and she climbs up the bed to get next to me but before she can say anything I put my dick inside of her and she starts to moan like such a fucking whore.
God I love this side of me. It's just like that side of yourslef that just waits in the cage and then at the right moment is just unleashed.
God Damn.
RECOGNIZE THE BEAST AND UNLEASH THE KRAKIN
She opens the door and we hug and she tries to kiss me on the cheek and I just push her back and kiss her on the lips, she pauses a bit and we step back and we start to make out. We go chill on her couch and we order that movie, "John Tucker Must Die".. She lays down with her head on the other end of the couch and I tell her to lean the other way and she just goes, "Oh okay" and lays down on me and grabs my hand. I pull her up and she starts to try and make out with me. I pull back slightly and grab both her hands and pulll her up and just walk into her bedroom. I lay on the bed and she literally jumps on top of me and starts tearing at me.
I slowly pull off her shirt/bra and then she starts ripping at my jeans. My pants come off and we start making out and I pull the "Mountain Climber" on her.... For those of you who don't know this is where you slowly crawl up the bed so that her mouth just happens to end up right next to your dick. I didn't say shit and she just starts going to town on my dick. Jesus, she knew how to suck cock, you could just tell she took pride in it. After about 10 minutes of this she says, "I have a secret to tell you" and she climbs up the bed to get next to me but before she can say anything I put my dick inside of her and she starts to moan like such a fucking whore.
God I love this side of me. It's just like that side of yourslef that just waits in the cage and then at the right moment is just unleashed.
God Damn.
Sun, 05/20/2012 - 01:38
#25
Going thru forum
This needs to be bumped - good thread
Sun, 05/20/2012 - 01:50
#26
My favorite lesson from this
My favorite lesson from this thread was the mountain climber
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 08:41
#27
hahaha niceeeee!
Realised
hahaha niceeeee!
Realised that this text game is some deep shit. I was looking too much at the surface :/
Realised that this text game is some deep shit. I was looking too much at the surface :/
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 11:24
#28
the mountain climber is
the mountain climber is TIGHT! But that slashing her value in half shit, now THAT is GOOOLLLDDD!!! U don't know how many times I've done that to chicks who show me too much interest just to get massive push-back right after. I'd be thinking like "pssshhh it's a done deal this bitch is mine for the taking however whenever wherever I want it no need to rush it let's just play with her a bit and make her want it more" and I'd start getting cocky and push her too much and BANG all of the sudden she would withdraw her interest and I'd have to start back from scratch again. It blows MAJOR dicks! Now I get it. Thanks MW u've got this shit down pat to a science. Sick cunt! ;)
Sun, 06/09/2013 - 04:09
#29
Damm, what a blast from the
Damm, what a blast from the past
*sniff*