LMFAO
Sun, 07/29/2012 - 18:21
Went to applebees with my coworkers last night. Then we went go-karting and putt-putting in a town like 30 min away. Last night when im back at camp watching Savages and I get this from an Iowa area code:
her: It's kinda ballsy to pay for Ur girlys meal n leave Ur number.
me: Mm excuse me babe?
her: U paid for the girl acrossed from u. N left Ur number most of the time if u pay for her meal she's gotta b the girlfriend.
her: Since u haven't corrected me I'm assuming I'm right. Nvm u can hit me up when that changes. My name is cortney btw.
me: Which waitress were you
her: The one that bought u the margaritas n the one u paid.
me: Are you in Iowa sweetheart
her: Lol that's random. I was up until a few months ago when I moved to Wisconsin.
me: Cool, just don't remember getting margaritas.. Could u send me a pic of you or something to refresh my memory
her: *pic shes fuckable
me: Cute. Well what you up to tomorrow pumpkin
her: Workin.
me: Ok well we can hang Thursday if that works for you, those are the only times I'm off
her: Where is the 812 from? N I'm pretty sure that works :)
her: Can I have a pic?
me: *party pic w a couple girls/guy wearing a sumbrero/ me in the middle
her: Well u look a lil gone.
I was watching savages and forgot to text her back. This morning:
me: Where you live sweetpea
her: In fond du lac. U?
Shit is the most random turn of events I've seen in a while. We went to "Fondy's fun park" last night in Fon du lac but didnt go to dinner, and at applebees we didn't get margaritas...lmao. So gona call her tonight she's probly working now anyway
her: It's kinda ballsy to pay for Ur girlys meal n leave Ur number.
me: Mm excuse me babe?
her: U paid for the girl acrossed from u. N left Ur number most of the time if u pay for her meal she's gotta b the girlfriend.
her: Since u haven't corrected me I'm assuming I'm right. Nvm u can hit me up when that changes. My name is cortney btw.
me: Which waitress were you
her: The one that bought u the margaritas n the one u paid.
me: Are you in Iowa sweetheart
her: Lol that's random. I was up until a few months ago when I moved to Wisconsin.
me: Cool, just don't remember getting margaritas.. Could u send me a pic of you or something to refresh my memory
her: *pic shes fuckable
me: Cute. Well what you up to tomorrow pumpkin
her: Workin.
me: Ok well we can hang Thursday if that works for you, those are the only times I'm off
her: Where is the 812 from? N I'm pretty sure that works :)
her: Can I have a pic?
me: *party pic w a couple girls/guy wearing a sumbrero/ me in the middle
her: Well u look a lil gone.
I was watching savages and forgot to text her back. This morning:
me: Where you live sweetpea
her: In fond du lac. U?
Shit is the most random turn of events I've seen in a while. We went to "Fondy's fun park" last night in Fon du lac but didnt go to dinner, and at applebees we didn't get margaritas...lmao. So gona call her tonight she's probly working now anyway
Sun, 07/29/2012 - 21:49
#1
Re: LMFAO
YEEA Buddy!
That's called residual or "fringe" benefits.
These girls you can come on their faces while they're sleeping then just leave the front door unlocked as you exit. They're not even recognized as citizens
That's called residual or "fringe" benefits.
These girls you can come on their faces while they're sleeping then just leave the front door unlocked as you exit. They're not even recognized as citizens
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Mon, 07/30/2012 - 00:19
#2
Re: LMFAO
Manwhore;945.7098;5 wrote:
YEEA Buddy!
That's called residual or "fringe" benefits.
These girls you can come on their faces while they're sleeping then just leave the front door unlocked as you exit. They're not even recognized as citizens
haahaa!
Mon, 07/30/2012 - 21:22
#3
Re: LMFAO
@Alex123:
called her it went to voicemail
me: Hey beb answer yer phone
her: I'm working so I can't.
me: Ok sugarbutt. I wana talk tho I bet ur voice is sexy ; )
next morning-
me: Amirite?
her: ? Bout what?
me: N'ermind. You working?
her: Yep. I'm always working.
me: Lol I know F that shit me too...
K I wana chat later what time's good to call
her: After 230 before 5 or after 930.
me: Ok pumpkin at 10 you better answer!!
Or I'll be sad : (
her: Lol don't be sad.
I feel like I kind of fell into her frame and she's the buyer here or something.
Any ideas on how to bring back tha powa???
I want to banter with her thru text but I don't want to fall into her frame- i know she'll fall into mine on the phone.
called her it went to voicemail
me: Hey beb answer yer phone
her: I'm working so I can't.
me: Ok sugarbutt. I wana talk tho I bet ur voice is sexy ; )
next morning-
me: Amirite?
her: ? Bout what?
me: N'ermind. You working?
her: Yep. I'm always working.
me: Lol I know F that shit me too...
K I wana chat later what time's good to call
her: After 230 before 5 or after 930.
me: Ok pumpkin at 10 you better answer!!
Or I'll be sad : (
her: Lol don't be sad.
I feel like I kind of fell into her frame and she's the buyer here or something.
Any ideas on how to bring back tha powa???
I want to banter with her thru text but I don't want to fall into her frame- i know she'll fall into mine on the phone.
Wed, 08/01/2012 - 02:41
#4
Re: LMFAO
@Alex123:
@Alex123:
Some help/critique w this right now would be awesome. Trying to get this date for Thursday. I MIGHT even be able to borrow someone's car to make these logistics easier.
Last night I call her after. She calls me back. I'm tired/relaxed so it's a super easygoing Convo. My voice sounds smooth tho. This phone recording software also creates lag time so we were interrupting each other pretty often which was annoying.. She says there's a huge bug and starts freaking out. There's other ppl by her she says she'll call me back I'm like ok.
10 min later me: I kill spiders in my fucking sleep
Her: Lol. How old r u?
Me: 21 why are girls obsessed with age
Her: Lol. Cuz nowadays gotta make sure a persons legal
Me: Lmao. I'm legal babe ; ). I'm also a nun, you naughty girl ; b.
Her: R u serious?
Me: Haha r YOU serious? If I was a nun I'd be too sexy.
Me: We'd play too many Mexican drinking games
Her: Lol. Hey there r some pretty sexy men that join the priesthood.
Her: But I'm goin to bed cuz I gotta work in the morning.
Me: K g'night babe
Next day
Me: I'm going to have you paged at target, and arrested. For being cute ; ) .
Her: Lol I'm done its after 230
Me: Cool I want to be the one to handcuff you anyway.. And take you in for a THOROUGH search.
Me: Make sure you don't have too many cooties...
Just procedure girly ; b
Her: Lmao. Oh boy. N what if I do have too many?
Me: I would come up behind you as you make me lunch. Slide my hands down and around your waist, pulling your body into mine as you gasp w excitement 'cuz u know you've been bad. And bite softly into our neck before....
Me: Shit the rest wouldn't fit ; )
Her: Lmao. Now whose bein naughty.
Me: You beb. Youve been a bad BAD girl
Me: I think a spankings in order
Her: How?
Her: I didn't know nuns gave out spankings?
Me: Ya lol if we feel like it. Wait when did you say you're off Thursday?
My last text must have been asked at the wrong time bc she just texted me back almost 4 hrs later as I'm writing
Her:I'm off til 3. I gotta work at the restuarant.
Me: Ya but didn't you say you had some time in the evening
And it's kind of a shitty response like she doesn't have time to chill. As she got off the phone last night she was like I work bla-3 and 5 til..... And then got scared of the bug.
FUCK she just texted me : No I work in the evening I only have the morning off.
Goddamnit I guess this case is closed then that's literally the only time I have off until I'm back home. Was so effing looking forward to hanging w a chick before then. Shitballs.
Well if any of you have comments on this regardless I would still appreciate it. Thanks playas.
@Alex123:
Some help/critique w this right now would be awesome. Trying to get this date for Thursday. I MIGHT even be able to borrow someone's car to make these logistics easier.
Last night I call her after. She calls me back. I'm tired/relaxed so it's a super easygoing Convo. My voice sounds smooth tho. This phone recording software also creates lag time so we were interrupting each other pretty often which was annoying.. She says there's a huge bug and starts freaking out. There's other ppl by her she says she'll call me back I'm like ok.
10 min later me: I kill spiders in my fucking sleep
Her: Lol. How old r u?
Me: 21 why are girls obsessed with age
Her: Lol. Cuz nowadays gotta make sure a persons legal
Me: Lmao. I'm legal babe ; ). I'm also a nun, you naughty girl ; b.
Her: R u serious?
Me: Haha r YOU serious? If I was a nun I'd be too sexy.
Me: We'd play too many Mexican drinking games
Her: Lol. Hey there r some pretty sexy men that join the priesthood.
Her: But I'm goin to bed cuz I gotta work in the morning.
Me: K g'night babe
Next day
Me: I'm going to have you paged at target, and arrested. For being cute ; ) .
Her: Lol I'm done its after 230
Me: Cool I want to be the one to handcuff you anyway.. And take you in for a THOROUGH search.
Me: Make sure you don't have too many cooties...
Just procedure girly ; b
Her: Lmao. Oh boy. N what if I do have too many?
Me: I would come up behind you as you make me lunch. Slide my hands down and around your waist, pulling your body into mine as you gasp w excitement 'cuz u know you've been bad. And bite softly into our neck before....
Me: Shit the rest wouldn't fit ; )
Her: Lmao. Now whose bein naughty.
Me: You beb. Youve been a bad BAD girl
Me: I think a spankings in order
Her: How?
Her: I didn't know nuns gave out spankings?
Me: Ya lol if we feel like it. Wait when did you say you're off Thursday?
My last text must have been asked at the wrong time bc she just texted me back almost 4 hrs later as I'm writing
Her:I'm off til 3. I gotta work at the restuarant.
Me: Ya but didn't you say you had some time in the evening
And it's kind of a shitty response like she doesn't have time to chill. As she got off the phone last night she was like I work bla-3 and 5 til..... And then got scared of the bug.
FUCK she just texted me : No I work in the evening I only have the morning off.
Goddamnit I guess this case is closed then that's literally the only time I have off until I'm back home. Was so effing looking forward to hanging w a chick before then. Shitballs.
Well if any of you have comments on this regardless I would still appreciate it. Thanks playas.
Wed, 08/01/2012 - 03:18
#5
Re: LMFAO
Well you've given her a shit ton of emotions and a good time the only thing you can do is bank on that and send her something like "I'm leaving soon when you breaking out of your prison and coming to see me." and leave it at that. She's got to figure out a time to come to YOU at this point and you need to run that kind of game
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Wed, 08/01/2012 - 04:37
#6
Re: LMFAO
@Manwhore:
Her: I have next saturday all the way off morning n evening.
Me: Going to call you after work and figure this out. Logistics are the ffing death of me
Her: ?
Me: I'll explain
Just had a goodass 20min Convo with her. It just felt good. Was trying to figure out a time were both free and there isn't any. I told her let's meet up half way. Then that turned into me just saying I'm going to see if I can borrow my coworkers car one of these nights to see her after work. She says shes scared to drive at night and doesn't have car insurance lol.
There were some nice moments on the phone wish I could've recorded it but I didn't want that fucking lag. Anyway I hope I can make this work. It feels good though to feel like I am able (whether by fluke or what) to have a girl invest via phone and want to see me. She was complaining that I'm leaving and stuff. And i was calling her baby/sweetheart without it feeling forced. Awesome.
Her: I have next saturday all the way off morning n evening.
Me: Going to call you after work and figure this out. Logistics are the ffing death of me
Her: ?
Me: I'll explain
Just had a goodass 20min Convo with her. It just felt good. Was trying to figure out a time were both free and there isn't any. I told her let's meet up half way. Then that turned into me just saying I'm going to see if I can borrow my coworkers car one of these nights to see her after work. She says shes scared to drive at night and doesn't have car insurance lol.
There were some nice moments on the phone wish I could've recorded it but I didn't want that fucking lag. Anyway I hope I can make this work. It feels good though to feel like I am able (whether by fluke or what) to have a girl invest via phone and want to see me. She was complaining that I'm leaving and stuff. And i was calling her baby/sweetheart without it feeling forced. Awesome.
Wed, 08/01/2012 - 15:43
#7
Re: LMFAO
@Alex123:
Lmao @ the logistics text. Your texting seems pretty good man. like manwhore said tho you gotta just give her an ultimatum. Youve done the work, if she doesnt wanna meet up shes gay for sure.
do me now.
Lmao @ the logistics text. Your texting seems pretty good man. like manwhore said tho you gotta just give her an ultimatum. Youve done the work, if she doesnt wanna meet up shes gay for sure.
do me now.
Thu, 08/02/2012 - 19:40
#8
Re: LMFAO
@kris:
thanks for the feedback.
today-
me: I'm bout to find out at lunch today *if I can borrow my roommates car to go see her
her: Kk
What's my next move from here?
thanks for the feedback.
today-
me: I'm bout to find out at lunch today *if I can borrow my roommates car to go see her
her: Kk
What's my next move from here?
Thu, 08/02/2012 - 22:52
#9
Re: LMFAO
@Alex123:
me: Hey pumpkin
me: I can come visit!
me: Just found out
I sent these back to back like 45 min ago. Waiting for her reply
me: Hey pumpkin
me: I can come visit!
me: Just found out
I sent these back to back like 45 min ago. Waiting for her reply
Thu, 08/02/2012 - 23:03
#10
Re: LMFAO
@Alex123:
I love this entire situation. lol
I love this entire situation. lol
Fri, 08/03/2012 - 02:23
#11
Re: LMFAO
@ItsMario:
me: Alright baby it's your special day. I got the batmobile I'm rolling thru your town. Got a meeting with the chief of police then it's your turn
looks like she bailed.
me: Alright baby it's your special day. I got the batmobile I'm rolling thru your town. Got a meeting with the chief of police then it's your turn
looks like she bailed.
Fri, 08/03/2012 - 08:04
#12
Re: LMFAO
@Alex123:
me: Damn girl u had yer chance on my night off. Shame u missed it
me: Damn girl u had yer chance on my night off. Shame u missed it