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You should have just picked her up and carried her into the bushes. Derp 

*slaps head* IT'S SO OBVIOUS NOW 

The bushes were on a crowded street lol

This is a great idea. 

Recently I met two girls.  Walked away to talk to a buddy of mine to see if he would wing, but he was into his own girl.  Went back over to the girls and they were talking to a group of british guys.  I got their attention, got them away from the british guys as they were trying to amog me.  Picked my girl up and whisked her away from her friend.  She dropped her purse as I was carrying her, derp, and so we had to go back and get it.  Her friend was the bday girl, so she was "in charge."  I told the girls I was walking them back to their room, they both agreed. 

On the way there bday girl--who was being somewhat standoffish--decides to stop at a bar and talk to this group of guys.  I snuck her friend away and sat down out of sight and put her on my lap.  She wouldn't go back to the room without bday girl.  Then 5mins later bday girl found us, and decided to be completely unpleasant.  Apparently her mom called her and bitched her out for being out so late drinking.  My girl went cold, but I had her number so I told her we'd meet up the next day.  She never answered my texts. 

In Manwhore's latest video he talks about not "befriending the friend," yet in this case I feel I could have more skillfully diffused bday girl's irritation, lead them towards their room, and re-esclalated with my girl.  OR, instead of leading her a little bit away from her friend, moving her far away and then dealing with her friend's texts or phone calls. 

or you could've pulled a Julien and whisked her away, grabbed her phone and turned it off so it wouldn't have been an obstacle.  

I think not befriending the friend is best in most situations, but with the whole b-day girl thing the friend probably felt she was being ignored on a night where she should've had the most attention. I probably would have made b-day girl have fun a little then either suggest you carry on partying with them back at her place, or find some other random guys to come over and occupy b'day girl's attention while you lead your girl off somewhere. 

Yeah it really comes down to figuring out what's the best move for the kind of situation you're in, and the kinds of people you're dealing with. I made that video because SO MANY guys try to placate the friends and only end up ruining their own chances to get the girl, either by destroying the image of "sexworthiness" in the girl's mind, or by inadvertently giving the cockblock too much influence and control. 

I met this girl last night at an afterparty in a sweet hotel suite.  I walked up to her, took her by the hand, and pulled her into me sideways.  We started talking, I was making fluff talk but physically escalating.  Put my hands on her ass, then under her skirt on her ass, holding her hand, etc.  I tried kissing her after about 2mins and a few times more in the next min or two, she turned her face but offered up her neck each time.  I kissed that instead.  I didn't realize that the girls standing on the other side of me were her friends, and when I noticed this I decided to move her.  I said, "Let's go to the bar and get a drink."  She replied, "I know what you're trying to do, but I can't leave my friends." 

I picked her up and carried her into the room with the bar and she was giggling the whole way.  I had her in front of me and we were walking in step so I could feel her juicy booty pressed up against and moving over my manhood.  She said, "I want you to lead me" but I ignored and kept guiding her from behind.  We got the the bar and they were out of cups so we had to wait for a few.  I had my hands under her dress feeling up her ass and I shoved my hand down the front of her panties.  She would push her dress down and pull my hands up (while giggling) and put them on her breasts outside of her dress.  After a lil bit of this she turned towards me and started kissing me.  As I pulled up her dress again she giggled and said, "That's only for you to see."  The bar was super crowded and it was dark in there and the bar was pretty high, so I was sure no one saw anything besides the kissing.  Finally a cup comes along and they fill it with straight booze and say its shots only.  She doesn't want to share and wants her own cup. 

Suddenly she says something about knowing a guy who has an extra cup and runs off.  Her friends saw her speed walking and came over to her with the guy.  They basically circled around her pushed her up against a wall and gave her a talking to.  That was the end of that. 

In hindsight, and the lesson here, she was DTF and totally ready to go at the point in time that she said, "I know what you're trying to do but I can't leave my friends."  If I had been reading the situation properly I would have known that this was girl-code for "take me somewhere and fuck me now."  I hadn't done proper recon in terms of knowing where the bathrooms were in this gigantic suite, so that's my first mistake.  My second mistake was probably escalating too far too fast in a place that she thought was too out in the open (even though you couldn't see shit in there because of how crowded it was and the lighting). 

Ya that sounds like you played it pretty well, what happened after the friends circled her again? I probably would have tried going back over if there was an opportunity. 

Personally I don't think escalating too far was the problem, it sounds like you didn't withdraw physicality from time to time, "1 step forward 2 steps back". As you didn't give her a break, she was probably expecting you to isolate her straight away. 

But yeah, hindsight is a scallywag, sounds like that would have worked great under different circumstances 

Last night had three girls in the cab coming back to the house.  One suddenly leaned out the window and started puking.  Changed plans to drop her off.  We got to their hotel.  Out of nowhere the one who was most DTF says she got no sleep last night, jumped out of the cab and stormed out to run after pukey girl.  I was left in the cab with the one who is totally in love with her boyfriend of 5 years.  We had a big brother lil sister vibe going on so yeah, nothin doin there. 

^ Slow poke. She was isolating herself, and also needed a firmer hand than you. React faster, win. 

Wrote a long version of this, then my internet disconnected and lost it fuckkkk. Short version:

• Innocent looking cutie joins my huge mixed group of friends
• Don't really talk to her for 2 hours as she's not doing anything that fun/engaging
• I realise she's hot, makeout in 10 seconds (cheated and used that infamous Vitaly video hehe)

Have you got a boyfriend?

Nope.

Do you find me attractive?

.....Yeah I suppose I do.

Well why aren't we making out right now. (Lean in immediately, done)

• Lead her around the club so much it's almost comical, as it's something I'm trying to internalise.
• Try to bathroom pull, she's latched to her friend
• Friend gets too wasted, they have to get a taxi home. I probably could've thought of some clever reason to go with her / her come back with us / fuck her in the street but it was her parent's house so I just got the number. That's the crucial moment that separates guys who CLOSE. I could've pushed for it but I just didn't think we had enough compliance, we'd only talked for 5 minutes total at this point.
• Text her just before crashing at my friend's house:

Me: Yo it's John, hope you had a good night beb 

Gurl - 18 mins later: Yo sup yeah Chica did you 

Me - 1 min later: As if you say chica, that's what everyone said in ibiza aha 

Me: Ya it was good 

Gurl - 10 mins later: As if you went Ibiza and not zants... 

Me - 8 hrs 59 mins later: Marmaris was better blud 

Gurl - 11 mins later: Marmaris isn't in Ibiza.. It's in turkey int it? 

Me - 9 mins later: Yeah, went to both. Was zante mental 

Gurl - 14 mins later: Ahh get ya. Yeah t was top 

Gurl: It 

Me - 47 mins later: Ooo did you get lucky? ;) 

Gurl - 3 mins later: Haha nah wasn't that type of holiday 

Me - 2 mins later: It always turns into that type of holiday beb 

Gurl - 1 min later: Yeah but mine didn't :) I'm guessing yours did then.. 

Me - 26 mins later: Yeah you would've loved it 

Gurl - 13 mins later: Loved what exactly?! 

Me - 3 mins later: You know exactly what I mean pumpkin 

Gurl - 1 min later: Haha full of yourself much Chica ;) 

Me - 50 mins later: What's your schedule for next week butterbaby 

Gurl - 1 min later: Getting ready for Uni, did you seriously just call me butterbaby 

Me - 43 mins later: Same, you can come buy me ice cream at some point tho, evidently 

Gurl - 1 min later: Ice cream?! Why would I buy you ice cream 

Me - 7 mins later: So you can lick it off me 

Gurl - 1 min later: That would not be happening 

Me - 30 mins later: Obviously, I don't do that until the third date 

Gurl - 2 mins later: Ah I was gonna say second but whatever 

Me - 1 hr 5 mins later: Aw, I could make an exception seeing as you're eager 

Gurl - 3 mins later: Aw ta but I'm only joking bud soz you'll have to wait longer :/ 

Me - 45 mins later: I'd just pull your lil hips in against mine and you'd be unable to resist

Gurl - 2 hrs 19 mins later: Don't be so sure

The way she's being kinda defensive alludes to the fact that she realises she's perilously close to getting fucked

Darkcock for how long were you leading her around the club?  

Darkcock? No idea what you mean brah
On the plus side I'm in bed with this girl right now

Darkcock? No idea what you mean brah
On the plus side I'm in bed with this girl right now

Well seems you're good then. Did you ask her about that night? I make a joke out of it, something like.. "I should have taken you home and fucked you that same night girl! Straight kidnap and rape!" She'll say something like.. "Yeah you probably should have!" Or whatever her response is you can gauge a few things 

Hmm I've never actually thought of doing that, usually I'm like "when did you see this first happening", but that seems a good way of telling how clear I was making sex as an option / whether I missed some signals she dropped

Nice one manhose

Met this gorgeous SoCal brunette bartender and bottle girl outside of the club.  She came up to me because she mistakenly thought that earlier in the night I had been sitting at the table with her group.  I introduced myself and got her number.  She was waiting for her group to come out because they had her purse.  I went back inside to talk to my friends and other girls.  When I came out later she was still waiting outside and so I reapproached her.  She hadn't seen her group and was still missing her purse with all of her stuff in it.  I lead her to the guest relations manager at the club and let her explain her situation.  He handed her off to security to do a walkthrough of the club. She did not find her group or her purse. 

She explained to me that she had been sitting at a table with her uncle and some of his clients, and that he was staying at the hotel.  Her car was in valet, but the slip was in her purse.  I lead her to the front desk to call the uncle's room.  No answer but she left a message with my number as the call back.  We went to valet to try to get her car so I could drive her home.  They refused to release the car without the valet slip.  I took her to the taxi line and almost had her in a taxi, but she freaked out because she has a job interview tomorrow and needed everything in her purse.  I called her phone a few times and it went to voicemail after several rings.  We went back to valet.  We called the uncles room again.  Nothing.  I texted a friend to see if he was around and could pick us up, but he was busy with a girl of his own.  The whole time she was touching me and pulling herself into me, but wouldn't kiss me even though my hands were all over her hot body. 

At this point my plan was to walk around with her ostensibly to find her uncle until she relented and took a taxi with me back to my place.  It was so strange because as I was guiding her around with my hand on either her lower back, hip, neck, or in my hand she blurts out that she felt weird since she came to the club with a guy.  This is the first I've heard of this and we'd been together for more than a half-hour.  Right after she said that she saw her group, but not her uncle. Suddenly her whole demeanor changed and she thanked me, told me I was "so sweet," and kissed me on the cheek right next to my mouth. 

I had thought ahead of time of this possibility (i.e., ditching me when she found her uncle or group), and for the first 99% of our interaction she only talked about her uncle, his clients, and her gay friend.  I had no idea that there was another guy there until the last minute. 

You need to be escalating on her, gauging her interest and compliance versus your time involved. There was obviously a mismatch here. Girls are very willing to use a guy for however length amount of time/resources until they're done with him, then they drop him in an instant. You got used. Interestingly enough if you'd demonstrated that you valued your time higher, she would have acted different. I've been in the SAME exact position multiple times, I've even left the girl and come back to find her much more compliant and interested in going back with me and checking out my cock. 

I'm getting way better at this shit now. Met up with some girl second night of fresher's, who's number I got after a five minute chat. She was at some huge club with a load of friends, I went alone and had to catch an hour bus there lol (my event's tickets had sold out). Eventhough this seemed like a pretty unfavourable situation, when I met her I just started having fun, making out, leading her around.

• Kept moving her to a different room and then back to her friends: getting her used to leaving with me, but not so long that the friends call her out on it and make things difficult
• Went outside to smoke, I suggest walking to hers so we can watch a film, she says no we have to go back inside
• Inside it's packed, go on the stage and dance but the club is pretty much over capacity so she suggests going to another club... sweet
• As we're walking out I hail a taxi, tell her to tell the driver her address.
• Go to her flat
• Rough drunk sex in every position I could think of
• Jizz on her teddy bear

When I went back to my friends in the morning girls were pointing out all my bite and scratch marks, FRESHERS WEEK FOREVER

This was a serious level up in my closing game tbh

Jizzing on her teddy bear seemed to me a really Wilfred-esque thing to do

@SuperV hahaha I couldn't resist.

Tonight was fucking brilliant.

Took two girls from the halls next door to a club, three way make out with them on the dancefloor. Guys were high fiving me, girls were looking over in disbelief. Kept dragging over girls and shouting "more more!", ended up with a seven way makeout at one point. Girls were openly walking up and saying "how the fuck are you doing this you lucky bastard". Total centre of attention in the club.

Picked the hottest girl and said "I'm bored now, let's go back to your flat". Had her add me on facebook in the cab because I didn't know her name.

Got back to her flat, took about an hour from putting the condom on to actually fucking her because my dick kept going soft. Condoms are fucking death when I'm drunk. Said stuff like "I can't wait to fuck you so bad baby" so she didn't just get bored lol.

Eventually shoved it in, comed on her huge tits. Fresher times

I don't know what the fuck happened tonight but I loved it

Awesome. 

Third girl in 3 nights. I love freshers. 

I'm going to do a constructive write up as opposed to a brag fest, as there's plently of lessons I've learned from this.

• The freedom from outcome is probably the main factor to this rampage. Even as I'm leading a girl back to my flat I'm not thinking "I could fuck her", I'm just doing it out of pure enjoyment in the moment, simply because there's that much abundance around here. When I had group makeouts I wasn't even thinking of fucking the girls, it was purely to amp up the fun.
• One 'fault' in my game is still permssion seeking, I said "three way makeout?" as a question the first time, as it was so far out of my reality to be doing that with girls I barely knew. Once I broke through that barrier there's been no limit to the shit I will try now. Destroy your limits.
• With the girl tonight I heard through a friend that she wanted to fuck me, as soon as I heard I was straight up like "yo, come back to my flat and grab my cigarettes with me". Horny sluts will not refuse.
• Nearly fucked another girl tonight too, lead her upstairs to the corridor, had my hand in her underwear when we heard someone coming. She has a lecture in the morning, so I immediatly say "we'll do this another night" and find the next girl, logistics are key.

Hopefully these words convey some of the headspace I'm coming from, I'm fucking wasted right now. I need to see if I can hit this level while sober.

I'm already earning your accolade around here Manwhore, becoming a hero on campus ;) 

Game + the perfect logistics of girls staying within 5 minutes of you is an amazing situation. If you guys can get this opportunity you need to seize it hard.

Sweet. Send some pics. 

I haven't thought to take any pics so far. I will get on that tomorrow night.

Went out to da club tonight.  Took a little while to get into a groove.  Made a few approaches but wasnt feeling the girls.  Saw these two in the outside area who looked a little lost, one troll and one with a bangin body.  Walked right up and started talking to the hot one.  She was into me immediately.  After a few mins her troll friend walks over and starts telling me how hot I am.  I was like, "Thanks, yeah cool...anyways blah blah blah."  They are looking for the bathroom because they have to pee real bad, and since I had to pee I told them I'd walk them there.  I took the hot ones hand and started leading them to the bathroom.  Troll decides to grab me by the wrist on the same arm and I ignored her but she held on.  Hot one switched sides, so I walked with a girl on each arm thru the club and into the bathroom area. On the way to the bathroom the troll offered me a 3some, but I pretended not to hear her.  She offered again, and I said, "yeah, that's cool" and changed the subject.  She was ugly boner-killer so even the mental image made me nauseated. 

After taking a piss I waited for a minute and hot one came out without her troll friend.  She was asking me all sorts of questions and I answered a few.  She then asked for my number while looking up at me like she wanted to be kissed.  After 10mins she was wrapped around me but she wouldn't leave the troll.  I told her to go in and find out what the deal was.  She came out in a minute and told me that troll is sitting on the floor of the bathroom charging her phone, and she won't leave her troll friend. 

I'm like "fuck this" and march her back to the outside area to sit down.  She sat down next to me and swung her legs up across my lap.  She obvi wanted me to kiss her but I played coy, nuzzled her, bit her neck, stood her up so I could grab her perfectly-formed ass (in yoga pants).  Finally kissed her and she was like, "oh my god!  you kiss bomb!"  She started getting really turned on and tried straddling me but I wouldn't let her.  By this point people had their phones out and were taking pics--we were quite a spectacle.  I tried to pull her--even picked her up--but she refused to leave her friend.  So I sent her back in to go get her from the bathroom.  She made me promise to stay right there, don't move and wait for her. 

I got up after a minute and walked around.  Texted her after 5 mins, but didn't see her again and she didn't answer the text.  She's a local so I'll def see her again, but I'm not gonna lie, I'm pissed that her friend was so stupid.  I've never been cockblocked like that before by such retarded bullshit, and the part I'm mad about is that she was in the fucking ladies' bathroom so I couldn't go in there and handle the situation. 

Ah mang that sounds like a tough situation, I probably would've just got the number and talked to other girls to be honest.

Not sure if it'd work, but you could've just ran with the 3some idea then blown the troll off at the last minute (ie in their house). That way the hottie is way closer to isolation and you've handled a lot of the logistics.

Last night my buddy and I were after the same girl, we just didn't realise it.

Every time he went to the bathroom or turned around to get a drink, I'd be making out with her, flirting, thinking "fuck yeah this is in the bag". Had no idea he was doing the exact same thing lol.

Both walked her back to her house, she's bi so I told her about my antics with lesbians and complained about being used as a human dildo. She asked if we'd both ever have a threesome with a girl, this not referring to her of course. We finally caught on to what was happening, I was like "fuck it yeah I'm drunk, we can high five during" but it never ended up happening because her flatmates came home.

Told my bro I wouldn't text her because he's pretty into her.

I lied. I'm a bad person

Yeah you should have made that happen. You can do that with a lot of girls actually.. at least make them suck both of your penises 

Resurrecting this motherfucker

I've got to a point where I can leave the club most nights with a girl, but only about 2/10 times end in sex because I haven't got the girl to invest enough (my ability to make a girl comfortable leaving has exceeded my ability to make her comfortble sleeping with me so soon.)

The other night I was playing the 'WIFE' game, which involves obnoxiously screaming "Wife! Wife!" at her until:

a) the girl leaves in disgust

b)her little heart melts and making out ensues

A super cute girl I know but have never really hit it off with saw me doing this and was immediately up in my grill flirting and touching me. We dance, get shots, make out a little, my ex is with us and tries to cockblock me, she fails, my girl gets blackout drunk and we all get kicked out.

Before this I'd thrown out the idea of smoking at mine with my flatmate, after food we get a taxi there. Text my flatmate and he's asleep, so we just go straight to my room and start making out. After a while she's like "I have to leave this can't happen" so I'm like "yo, there's this awesome cartoon called Archer you need to watch". 

She's pretty resistant to anything other than making out, refuses to touch my dick. Start having missionary style dry sex, this gets her super horny and she grabs my dick. Whip it out, tell her she wants to taste it. Even after a blowjob I can't go anywhere near her underwear. I let her sleep over in my bed because I like to cuddle adorable girls as I fall asleep. In the morning I try heating shit up again but she just keeps giggling and saying "no John stop seriously I have to leave I have a lecture".

This is a consistent thing thats happening at the moment, had a lot of blowjobs this month where the girl still won't let me anywhere near her underwear. sadface

Resurrecting this motherfucker <<-fuck yeah. I love this post.

Shoulda had her on hands and knees while she was blowing you and reached around and rubbed her cooch. It's tough for her to stop you cuz she'd have to stop the whole thing to do that...

Sounds like she liked you a lot... maybe she was on her period or has something else going?

She mentioned the fact that I'd fucked 2 of her friends at one point - it might be her protecting her ego making sure she wasn't as 'easy' as them or something. I don't know. There were a couple of things I said that immediately made her more comfortable, but I didn't really hit the nail on the head.

That reach around thing seems good, I suppose it'd be hard to reach from that angle and do anything properly, but by that point she can rationalise that you've already fingered her, so saying no would be weird