LOL- a girlfriend of mine rejects some dude: Pretty funny
Wed, 04/24/2013 - 22:16
Her: Hey! Sorry I've been visiting family all weekend and I just got back to the city drinks would be fun, but you should know that I sorta started seeing someone already.."
him: "That doesn't bother me, unless you mean just grab drinks platonicly." (yes, spelled wrong)
Her: "Yeah it would mean grabbing drinks platonically..."
Him: "Gee I guess my genetics, looks and height are all too inferior to get a girl sexually interested in me. I didn't realize there were so many superior men out there. eye roll thanks anyway" (According to her he actually IS really good looking)
Her: "Don't get me wrong, you're sexually attractive. You're just a poor conversationalist and I was bored. Shockingly, there are more important things than just being good looking."
I actually thought she handled that like a boss. Just keepin it real
him: "That doesn't bother me, unless you mean just grab drinks platonicly." (yes, spelled wrong)
Her: "Yeah it would mean grabbing drinks platonically..."
Him: "Gee I guess my genetics, looks and height are all too inferior to get a girl sexually interested in me. I didn't realize there were so many superior men out there. eye roll thanks anyway" (According to her he actually IS really good looking)
Her: "Don't get me wrong, you're sexually attractive. You're just a poor conversationalist and I was bored. Shockingly, there are more important things than just being good looking."
I actually thought she handled that like a boss. Just keepin it real
Wed, 04/24/2013 - 22:22
#1
I'm REALLY tempted to figure
I'm REALLY tempted to figure out who this dude is and get him on here STAT
Manwhore crew- take note- this is what your "competition" looks like..
*Sigh*- no wonder I can meet up with girls at will... this texting is pathetic...
You can smell his personality form a mile away and it doesn't smell too good.
Outwardly cocky to hide an internal sense of dissapointment and feeling of not being good enough- focuses all of his attention on his looks becuase it may be the one area where he feels he does measure up- so when that paradigm gets fucked with it's all "wait? whats?" and "This doesn't make sense" but he lacks the social skills becuase he prevents himself from developing them because he wants to just put all of his eggs in the one area he doesn't feel is a "risk"
*sigh* - this guy is a total chode
Manwhore crew- take note- this is what your "competition" looks like..
*Sigh*- no wonder I can meet up with girls at will... this texting is pathetic...
You can smell his personality form a mile away and it doesn't smell too good.
Outwardly cocky to hide an internal sense of dissapointment and feeling of not being good enough- focuses all of his attention on his looks becuase it may be the one area where he feels he does measure up- so when that paradigm gets fucked with it's all "wait? whats?" and "This doesn't make sense" but he lacks the social skills becuase he prevents himself from developing them because he wants to just put all of his eggs in the one area he doesn't feel is a "risk"
*sigh* - this guy is a total chode
Thu, 04/25/2013 - 03:17
#2
What a scrub. Your friend
What a scrub. Your friend handled that well. It was seriously try hard and just shows how serious he takes himself and what he obviously prides himself on. The way he phrased that was so fucking lame too. Clearly he thinks hes better than most dudes due to his looks and is butthurt.
Thu, 04/25/2013 - 03:26
#3
Yes. Believe it or not I
Yes.
Believe it or not I actually was in that EXACT headspace for about 2 years- lmao I was very good looking (no joke) but the rest was shit and it's weird because girls actually are attracted to you, and so you naturally think it's all because of the looks and it just kinda screws a few things loose and you end up talking like this tool.
I always have been a little curious what would happen if I went back to being "That guy" who I was, looks wise, except with the inner game that I have now.
Believe it or not I actually was in that EXACT headspace for about 2 years- lmao I was very good looking (no joke) but the rest was shit and it's weird because girls actually are attracted to you, and so you naturally think it's all because of the looks and it just kinda screws a few things loose and you end up talking like this tool.
I always have been a little curious what would happen if I went back to being "That guy" who I was, looks wise, except with the inner game that I have now.
Thu, 04/25/2013 - 03:32
#4
Well, thats frat game for the
Well, thats frat game for the most part. Hit the gym and be that guy. Total package man. That's where its at. I take it you were in real good shape due to sports @ columbia?
And thats pretty easy - you'd be killing it. Your frame would be so air tight it'd be seriously tough to fuck with that.
And thats pretty easy - you'd be killing it. Your frame would be so air tight it'd be seriously tough to fuck with that.
Thu, 04/25/2013 - 22:40
#5
Yes that guy won't go far in
Yes that guy won't go far in life lol. She shouldn't have told him he was sexually attractive that just kept him on that same path. Oh well
In fact I don't know who this guy is she's "seeing" now, but she was willing to go out for drinks with this guy for "fun". Which means she was also willing to suck his cock
In fact I don't know who this guy is she's "seeing" now, but she was willing to go out for drinks with this guy for "fun". Which means she was also willing to suck his cock
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Thu, 04/25/2013 - 23:45
#6
It's not serious. SHe just
It's not serious. SHe just didn't really wanna see this dude.
Fri, 04/26/2013 - 01:03
#7
She offered to get drinks,
She offered to get drinks, platonically or not, that's what counts. Any guy with game would be able to turn that, girls know that! How many times have I gotten laid that way? Lol.
"Oh yeah girl.. totally platonic don't you worry."
"Ok!" *cue plausible deniability*
"Oh yeah girl.. totally platonic don't you worry."
"Ok!" *cue plausible deniability*
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Fri, 04/26/2013 - 03:58
#8
Yeah, it's nothing serious-
Yeah, it's nothing serious- she's very open to fucking...
But yeah- he doesn't have game, obviously...
If it were me- I'd go to the meet up and escalate... and then tell her I love her and that I just want to hold her : O. But yeah.. I really love this girl, she's cool as shit but she shoots herself in the foot a lot but I"m giving her game advise so she'll get what she wants soon enough.
She's got this one dude eating out of the palm of her hand because she gave me her phone and I just started owning his shit haha... she thinks I'm a god at this point.
But yeah- he doesn't have game, obviously...
If it were me- I'd go to the meet up and escalate... and then tell her I love her and that I just want to hold her : O. But yeah.. I really love this girl, she's cool as shit but she shoots herself in the foot a lot but I"m giving her game advise so she'll get what she wants soon enough.
She's got this one dude eating out of the palm of her hand because she gave me her phone and I just started owning his shit haha... she thinks I'm a god at this point.