Lol just lied to a chick to get her to come directly to my place.
Sun, 10/07/2012 - 06:51
Told some chick a friend and I were hanging out at my place drinkin and were gonna play pool. Now she's coming here..because she wants to get fucked. Will report later on results.
Sun, 10/07/2012 - 08:38
#1
ce.
Yeeeeea.
I should have told dat bitch you had a small dick. Gawdammit
You can tell them your car's broken you can't go to the store to get ice cream so they should bring some over. So they bring you over a tub you eat it and fuck them then offer to drive them home.
I should have told dat bitch you had a small dick. Gawdammit
You can tell them your car's broken you can't go to the store to get ice cream so they should bring some over. So they bring you over a tub you eat it and fuck them then offer to drive them home.
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Sun, 10/07/2012 - 23:12
#2
Re: ce.
@Manwhore:
Cookies and cream bitches!
Long-story short...met her at a hotel bar in my complex because she can't follow directions. Walked around with her for like 30 minutes..pulled to my condo. Made drinks - showed her my stalker binoculars. Considered throwing her up against my strip view glass and molesting her but made out/groped her on my couch instead. Loads of LMR...humped, choked, pulled the shit out of her. I ended up pulling my dick out and smacking her mouth with it - which led to a blowjob..sweet. I fingered her but I wasn't dominant enough to penetrate her with my cock. Instead I jerk myself off onto her tits/neck and some on her face hahah.
I called her today...she was on her way to her aunts or something - she was like "what you doing later?" I'm like "watchin football with my homie..how about you?" She's like "nothing..I'll call you later though - after I leave here". I'm thinking she wants the cock deep inside her - that was the vibe I was getting. Here's the txt convo too...
I met her at chandelier bar in the cosmo - I told her I was going to txt her something dirty...
09/27/2012
Me: Something dirty
Her: Something dirty ey?
Me: The best my pure mind could come up with. What are your thoughts on having a lovechild?
Her: Lol you ate silly
Her: Are!!
Me: You bring the best out in me...what are you up to? Trying to decide if I should teleport there or not.
Her: Lol you are funny. Yes teleport to my bed plz
Me: Address and should I bring battleship?
Her: Lol yeah if you feel like losing
Me: Are you some world champion battleship player. I cheat fyi
Me: I'll bring beer we can have a midwest party
No response
10/6/2012
Her: Are you going out tonight?
Me: My 8ball says you may rely on it
Her: Lol I've always been one to trust an 8ball
Me: It's not magic for no reason
Her: Lol point taken.
Her: Remind me of your name again (some emoticon)
Me: Tyler but my Herculean name is Conan
Her: And when do you go Hercules so I get to call you Conan?
Me: When I'm naked
Her: Haha well doesn't that just sound perfect.
Me: Do you have any friends with you tonight? Im with my sexy hot buddy.
Her: Haha the same buddy you were with last time? But, no I'm not even going out I don't think :(
Me: No different guy..we're gonna play pool you should join.
Her: Oh is that right? Where are you going?
Me: Pts pub prolly..were just drinkin now tho. You wanna meet us and we will all go together?
Her: Depends when you're leaving.. Either that or I'll just meet you there.
Me: Prolly not for a bit..were at citycenter in veer
Me: You can valet for free just lmk when you're downstairs
Her: Alright. Let me text you in a minute.
Me: k
Her: Okay I'm ready. Where should I come? You stayin there for a while?
Me: Yea I'm here come to Aria...go underground to veer valet.
Her: Okay. What club you at?
Me: Were chillin not at a club right now
Her: Oh okay I'm about to leave
Me: K
Her: I'm walking in
Her: Give me some direction
Me: Where you at?
Me: Veer?
Her: Idk wherever you drop your car off for valet at aria
Me: I can meet you at citybar
Me: In aria
Her: Okay here I come
Her: Come get me!
Her: I'm at the bar
Me: Be there in 1
Her: Ok
Than I pull her and the above story occurs. Her cousins called her like 20 times when I first met her - she said they're like her parents..so I txt with her this when she's home..
Her: I'm home safe and sound
Me: Good..your cousins didn't ground you did they?
Her: Lol I haven't spoken with them yet. I'm scared to wake up tomorrow.
Cookies and cream bitches!
Long-story short...met her at a hotel bar in my complex because she can't follow directions. Walked around with her for like 30 minutes..pulled to my condo. Made drinks - showed her my stalker binoculars. Considered throwing her up against my strip view glass and molesting her but made out/groped her on my couch instead. Loads of LMR...humped, choked, pulled the shit out of her. I ended up pulling my dick out and smacking her mouth with it - which led to a blowjob..sweet. I fingered her but I wasn't dominant enough to penetrate her with my cock. Instead I jerk myself off onto her tits/neck and some on her face hahah.
I called her today...she was on her way to her aunts or something - she was like "what you doing later?" I'm like "watchin football with my homie..how about you?" She's like "nothing..I'll call you later though - after I leave here". I'm thinking she wants the cock deep inside her - that was the vibe I was getting. Here's the txt convo too...
I met her at chandelier bar in the cosmo - I told her I was going to txt her something dirty...
09/27/2012
Me: Something dirty
Her: Something dirty ey?
Me: The best my pure mind could come up with. What are your thoughts on having a lovechild?
Her: Lol you ate silly
Her: Are!!
Me: You bring the best out in me...what are you up to? Trying to decide if I should teleport there or not.
Her: Lol you are funny. Yes teleport to my bed plz
Me: Address and should I bring battleship?
Her: Lol yeah if you feel like losing
Me: Are you some world champion battleship player. I cheat fyi
Me: I'll bring beer we can have a midwest party
No response
10/6/2012
Her: Are you going out tonight?
Me: My 8ball says you may rely on it
Her: Lol I've always been one to trust an 8ball
Me: It's not magic for no reason
Her: Lol point taken.
Her: Remind me of your name again (some emoticon)
Me: Tyler but my Herculean name is Conan
Her: And when do you go Hercules so I get to call you Conan?
Me: When I'm naked
Her: Haha well doesn't that just sound perfect.
Me: Do you have any friends with you tonight? Im with my sexy hot buddy.
Her: Haha the same buddy you were with last time? But, no I'm not even going out I don't think :(
Me: No different guy..we're gonna play pool you should join.
Her: Oh is that right? Where are you going?
Me: Pts pub prolly..were just drinkin now tho. You wanna meet us and we will all go together?
Her: Depends when you're leaving.. Either that or I'll just meet you there.
Me: Prolly not for a bit..were at citycenter in veer
Me: You can valet for free just lmk when you're downstairs
Her: Alright. Let me text you in a minute.
Me: k
Her: Okay I'm ready. Where should I come? You stayin there for a while?
Me: Yea I'm here come to Aria...go underground to veer valet.
Her: Okay. What club you at?
Me: Were chillin not at a club right now
Her: Oh okay I'm about to leave
Me: K
Her: I'm walking in
Her: Give me some direction
Me: Where you at?
Me: Veer?
Her: Idk wherever you drop your car off for valet at aria
Me: I can meet you at citybar
Me: In aria
Her: Okay here I come
Her: Come get me!
Her: I'm at the bar
Me: Be there in 1
Her: Ok
Than I pull her and the above story occurs. Her cousins called her like 20 times when I first met her - she said they're like her parents..so I txt with her this when she's home..
Her: I'm home safe and sound
Me: Good..your cousins didn't ground you did they?
Her: Lol I haven't spoken with them yet. I'm scared to wake up tomorrow.
Mon, 10/08/2012 - 08:46
#3
Re: ce.
Love it, good stuff, like the playful lines, gonna use the style, i like seeing the possibilities and making texting fun
Tue, 10/09/2012 - 22:56
#4
derp
@rogan:
For the sake of completeness - I full closed this chick last night...raw dog.
For the sake of completeness - I full closed this chick last night...raw dog.