LR: 18 yr old me + 45 yr old coug + Cops

Whattup dudes.

I met this 45 year old online. We were both interested so we exchanged emails. She emailed me, I had her send me some pics to prove she was who she said she was. After sending a few messages back and forth, she gave me her number and said call me.

I texted her and we had some casual banter for a few messages. Then I stopped talking to her for about a week. Yesterday, she ran through my head during a nap so I told her so. Picked up the phone called her and said, "Hey, you ran through my head so I'm calling you. I wanna meet up with you sometime. Later."


I got a call from her a few hours later where she was giggly as fuck, laughing at all my jokes. She lived 50 minutes away from me so I convinced her to meet me at this Regional Park that was between both of us. She had her normal semi-playful objections like "No, I'm not meeting up with you at a park! What if you kill me?" ..which is honestly a perfectly realistic fear. Lol. I responded sarcastically with "Yeah, I'm gonna kill you, fuck you, cut you up into pieces, then send you to your four year old son with a sorry for your loss card." She laughed, and knows I'm a normal dude now. Sweet.


Skip to 30 minutes from then. It's pouring rain outside and we're the only two at the park. She brought a big Ford Excursion..plenty of space in the backseat aww yeaa. I get out of the car, she opens her door and I'm not messin around. I grab her by the back of her thighs, pull her out of the car, grab the back of her head and start making out with her. I can tell she's horny as fuck she's moaning like crazy with me kissing her neck and shit. I get in the passenger seat and we make out some more. She crawls into the backseat to make room for us, I spank her and kiss her ass as she bends over in front of me. She starts handing me little kids toys to get them out of the way. Keep in mind I'm 18 years old. Lol.


We get in the back, I get on top of her, we make out some more, I tell her to take off my jeans. She does. I tell her to suck my cock. She does. Best head I've ever gotten hands down. I rip off her shorts and her underwear and watch her ass as she blows me. She crawls on top of me and rides me for a minute or two. She leans into my face, tells me to get behind her. Gotta love the confidence of an older woman. I do and I last honestly like one minute behind her, which has never happened before. Anyway, she's coming and I'm busting inside of her at the same time when..guess what. Two cops pull up, one behind her car and one off to the side. She freaks out and starts saying shit! I can't get in trouble for this. I remain calm like damn this might suck and start putting my clothes on. We get out of the car and the cops just want to make sure that we're not criminals, apparently the park was closed. They tell us to get out of here, and as I'm leaving the cooler cop compliments me on my camaro, I thank him and am on my way. What a cool mofo.

I follow her to a gas station to get my stuff out of her car and as I lean in the back seat she's sliding her hand up my leg and grabbing my crotch, LOL. I turn around, kiss her, run my fingers over her lips and tell her she's a bad girl and that we're seeing each other again. She says "Oh, really? Is that so?" I say "Yeah." She laughs. I get out of the car, kiss her one more time and rub her pussy one more time as I do. I tell her later.

Do you guys think being this genuine and direct (Bold?) only works with older women? This is how I enjoy being, no bullshit, no games unless she brings them to the table. I feel like being this direct with girls my age would go wrong more times than not. Anything I could improve on? Could have done differently for more fun?



Craziest experience of my life so far. Comments/feedback much appreciated