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This happened a little while back, but I'm new to the forum and thought it deserved a write up.

I park my car in the parking lot outside my apartment complex. The whole thing has a fence and I lost my gate key. I get out and start walking to the pedestrian opening in the fence and there's this hispanic chick on her phone. She is histerical and bawling her eyes out screaming into her phone, "They're coming! They're coming!"

I'm thinking hmm, another crazy bitch, and keep walking. A second or two later a big hispanic guy runs into the parking lot from the Long John Silver's just next door with a police cruiser pulling into the parking lot hot on his tail. I'm still just not caring and keep walking. A few steps later I hear two pistol shots!

NOW I'm worried. I drop my shit and start running back to my car because that's where I left my .357. So I run over there grab the firearm and run over to the cruiser. There was a male officer. He stumbled over and sits on the grass looking stunned. There was a female officer and she was screaming and crying. The hispanic dude was lying on the ground with two bullets in him.

At this point I knew I wouldn't need it and it would only cause trouble having another gun on the scene so I run back to my car and put it away then run back to check on the officers. At that time the whole police force shows up! So I decide they can handle it better that I can, but I stick around to give a witness statement.

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Apparently this hispanic guy was in the restaurant trying to kill people. The chick (who I hooked up with later) told me that she saw him dragging one of their bodies out of the LJS's. Then he ran when the cops were coming because he was tipped off by the histerical latina I saw. He ran into the apartment parking lot. Cops followed. Told him to stop. He got into an altercation with the male officer. The female officer got out of the car and capped his ass.

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So I ended up having to stick around for six hours waiting to give a witness statement. They stuck us in this mexican restaurant on the other side of the complex and I saw this girl who was also waiting to give her statement. She was wearing some green and black thigh-high stockings and a black skirt.

So I'm going, "Heheh. Wouldn't it be fun to pick this girl up!" I went and bought some french fries. Sat down next to her and started munching my fries. I look at her and with my mouth full go, "Want some?" She says sure. and takes a few. I started running some game. We ended up talking for just about the whole six hours we had to wait. After all that nonsense I asked her what other excitement she had going on that night, aside from watching murders in progress. I asked her if she wanted to go swimming and we do.

So we're in the jacuzzi, talking about shit. I reach over and put a finger under the strap on her top and pull her in for the kiss. We make out in the jaccuzi. I take her up to my apartment and once we're up there, throw her on the bed. Pull off her swimsuit and proceed to fuck the hell out of her. She left that night and I texted her the next day. She left town to go live with her mom. Never saw her again.

And I was like, "COOL. I picked up a girl at a murder scene."

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You can see the body behind


You can see the body behind the cruiser covered in a yellow sheet.

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Dude do you live in the

Dude do you live in the fucking ghetto!?

Awesome story.

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Thanks. I live in Tucson AZ.

Thanks. I live in Tucson AZ. Some of the mexicans here are CRAZY.

Honestly one reason I stay here is just because I like the drama haha. Keeps life interesting.

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How'd she get away with being

Ah different girl. 

Crazy

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Interesting username

Interesting username considering the content of this post.. did you murder that person just to get the lay, Supervillain? 

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Oh, you think you're so good

Oh, you think you're so good Manwhore. You ain't got shit on my ability to orchestrate the perfect murder/pickup mwahahaha

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I've never tried.. 

I've never tried.. 

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Just for shits n giggles I

Just for shits n giggles I was looking for some of the news reports about this incident:

"A man was shot in the head and injured Monday night at the Overboard restaurant, 4105 of N. Oracle, which is near Roger Road." -  http://www.19actionnews.com/story/14986583/man-shot-on

No shit, sherlock.

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