LR: Fun Times with Visiting Brazilian Chicka from Tinder

I super-like this chick on Tindahh. I could tell by her pics she must be going through so many guys on here, since it says she is visiting and she is brazilian. She is pretty hot, solid 8.5

Me: Helloooooo there miss pao de queijo (basically brazilian cheese bread)

Her: Hahahahahaahaha

Me: Im guessing you like those

Me: They are gooooood tho

Her: Hahahaha

Her: Yeah I do

Her: But miss pao de queijo was pretty nice hahahaha

Her: Do you like it?

Me: I think it fits you just right ;)

Me: I've dabbled with it a bit

Me: But I need to experience it more to give a good opinion

Her: Hahaha

Her: You haven't try the real good ones

Her: Only in Brazil!

Her: When u come let me know

Me: That's what they all say!

Me: Do you know how to make em?

Me: But I don't even know you yet, for all I know you can be a black market organ collector

Her: Maybe I am

Her: Be careful

Me: I appreciate the warning

Me: Ill make sure to have my gat

Me: Better yet we can start a business together

Me: The front will make Brazilian food, and the back we will run the world

Her: I think we can persuade a lot of tinder jerks and get some good money

Her: Selling organs of course

Her: Maybe your idea is better I think

Me: We can be off to a good start here

Me: And if you're good Ill even letcha run the spot while Im gone doing international biznaz

Me: Think you could handle that

Her: Maybe I do the international busines since Im more serious than u

Me: Idk about that

Me: Obama has been giving me some serious connects

Me: And I know how brazilians can get

Her: Hahahah Im American!

Her: Was born in CT

Her: half American half Brazilian

Her American heart Brazilian body

Me: Phewww that makes this way better

Me: You must have a way better body than me (tear face emoji)

Her: Hahahah

Her: But u r all about fitness

Her: Yoga and running obstacles

Me: It was all a front

Me: Im actually 320 pounds

Me: This way the CIA wont find us

Her: Oh since u said that

Her: U should know Im old, like 65...I have a mustache

Her: And only one arm

Her: Cuz the other one was eaten by a shark

Me: Because there are soooo many sharks in CT

Me: Im on to you (Enter name here)

Her: Hahahahaha

Her: Do you have whatsapp? =)

Me: Mhm

Me: Whats your number, i promise not to share with Obama ;p

Her: Crazy number

Her: try to add me

Me: It says you're not on whatsapp

Me: Understandable with that wacky number

Me: Here's my number

Me: number

From here I go from a silly texting style to extremely direct once she messages me. I go and set up plans for the next day, and she agrees with no objections.

Later that day I am in the city doing some work (basically eating at a restaurant), and I get a message from this girl asking to meet up later today. I go 'why not' and agree to meet after I am done. I go to meet with her near by her, she was super close from where I was so it worked perfectly. I see her and give her a big hug and kiss on the cheek. I notice at first she is a little scared, meeting some guy from tinder in a country she really doesn't know too much about. I give her some space for her to settle in and bring her to this cool meatball bar spot near where she is staying.

I go in and order us the first round of drinks, and tell her she will cover the next round. I have her facing me with our legs pretty close to one another. I am subtly touch her arms as I talk and being cocky funny while finding out more about her. Eventually my hand is rested on her leg as we talk. We are talking and I begin to share some vulnerable things about myself and I could understand how it can be hard to trust me at first being where she is, and I explain how I have had a hard time trusting people in the past cause of bad friends n what not. I see a sense a relaxation and our legs are intertwined as we talk now. I then say we should head somewhere else for a change in scenery. We go to the chicken n waffle bar next door lolz. She orders herself a slice of cake, and adds how she is comfortable with me watching her eat HA. I continued talking to her, whispering silly little things in her ear. I can tell she likes this. I make them more outlandish, eventually the little things turn to how I explain how I wish no one was in the place so I could throw her on the table and have my way with her. I put my hands really close to her va-jay and she swats it away and says don't do that. I act pretty innocent and go on how these things are out of my control and that I cant help myself around her. I begin saying really sexual things to her and she tells me to stop cause she is wet in front of all these people. I say I like that, they have no idea whats going on here. I put my hands between her legs and go "look, no one has any idea I am doing this right now".

I eventually take her to leave, and she says how I can't go back to her place cause she is staying at her cousins. Her cousin lives with a bunch of roommates, and taking her to me without a car was not an option right now, and there was no way of fucking her outside in this cold weather. I proceed to escalate a bit with her outside around the corner and she is moaning while we kiss. Me and her realize this is not possible here and now. I bring her back to her place, and she goes on about how she has never done anything like this before, and wants to see me tomorrow as originally planned.

I see her the next day. She takes an hour train ride over by me, this way we are in grounds to take her home. I take her to this restaurant and she says she isn't that hungry, I say cool well join me in the food adventure anyways and watch me at work. We are there just extra flirty and I go into great detail about all this asian food that is so foreign for her in brazil. She is enjoying the fuck out my passion in this. We are sitting there like an old couple, basically melted into one another. I then go and say lets go see a movie at my house it'll be nice in this crazy weather. She says "if we go to your house we aren't watching the movie". I laugh and say we will watch it, I just got netflix LOL. I then change the subject a bit and go back to the subject "I gotta show you more of this area, there is more to BK than Williamsburg".

I take her to my car and as we drive I explain how the neighborhoods change super quick from different nationalities and give her some history. I show her my neighborhood and just pull into my drive way. I bring her into my house. We are already hot n tense. I start the movie, and we dont last two minutes into the movie. I start escalating her hard and eventually rip her clothes off. This girl is definition brazilian body....Huge tits, I'd say a D, and a huge apple bottom ass. I wanted to bite on her from head to toe. I whip out my cock and say suck it. She willingly gets down and lathers me up real good. I enter my fingers into her pussy and go "You are such a naughty girl, only a naughty girl would be this WET". She moans away. I take her into my room and fuck her. I literally last about 5 minutes n bust. I go about it in an innocent way basically going on how she had an amazing body n I couldn't handle it. She laughed and said it was cool. I then bring her home and make plans to meet again.

We proceed to meet again a couple more times before she leaves and I pummel her out like a mad gorilla. 

Things I've learned:

• Comfort is really key. A girl can't fuck you unless she is comfortable. Vulnerability helped me with this
• Let a girl come into your frame, your life. If you're in her frame, she will never give up the goods
• It's not over until its over, so be persistent
• Engage with a sexual direction. The way you look, the things you say. You plant seeds in her head and they will turn into a forest of sex when the time is right