Magi from another supermarket lol
Thu, 10/04/2012 - 00:07
Alright met her in the supermarket as well. Despite looking like shit (I just came back from cardiff, so was super tired when met her) we had great connection, and took her to an instant date. Apparently she loves partying, she is a student and also work part time in a retail store 5 min away from my place. During the interaction I noticed whatever I said, she was agreeing!! For instance;
Me: Just to let you know I don't call anyone more than 3 times, if you don't respond... (Its lame but made a mistake..)
Her: Totally agree. I am like you, I don't call either
blah blah
Me: So what u up to when you go home (it was 9pm lol)
Her: Uhmmm I don't know
Me: Apart from watching a movie while thinking of me
Her: Well thats a good idea. I will keep in mind
During the instant date I arranged the second date as well. In theory we are going out partying on saturday. I also told her a story about me finding stupid reasons of being late to the work. She loved it.
This date happened sunday so today;
Me: You are gonna love this!! I was dragged to a party yesterday. Came to work late this morning and my excuse was "looking after my pregnant neighbour all night"
her: (1 min after) Looool did they believe you
Me: (20 min later) I told them the story in such a way that I was about to believe it lol. My manager thinks Im the biggest sweetheart
Her: (2 min after) Hahaha thats the way to do
Me: (30 min after) In any case Im by far the best/most qualified employee so I have got some credits. I am like at home, the only difference is I can't watch porn here
Her: (1 min after) And u can at work?
Me: No babe; I can watch porn at home, not at work lol. I would recommend it, sometimes its a good way to relax :) (I thought it would be a good callback humour but she didn't bite)
Me: (after 3 hours): Glad that work is over, heading to home, watch some tv series and shit like that...
No response. I thought she was really into me but the problem is she didn't get the porn joke. I didn't wanna end the convo like that so sent her the last one to bring it back to normal. In theory the date is on saturday (I bet she will flake...) so I will wait till friday and text her something like
"Girl tell me what time you finish working tomorrow.."
and take it from there. I have 3 questions
1) Thoughts on my plan for friday? Any better alternative?
2) Why do you think she suddenly stopped texting? I thought porn joke would be a good callback humour but it seems she didn't get it
3) One other thing is I realised she wasn't really investing into the convo. Every single text she sent is just a couple of words, didn't invest much. What do you think I should do next time to get her invested more?
Me: Just to let you know I don't call anyone more than 3 times, if you don't respond... (Its lame but made a mistake..)
Her: Totally agree. I am like you, I don't call either
blah blah
Me: So what u up to when you go home (it was 9pm lol)
Her: Uhmmm I don't know
Me: Apart from watching a movie while thinking of me
Her: Well thats a good idea. I will keep in mind
During the instant date I arranged the second date as well. In theory we are going out partying on saturday. I also told her a story about me finding stupid reasons of being late to the work. She loved it.
This date happened sunday so today;
Me: You are gonna love this!! I was dragged to a party yesterday. Came to work late this morning and my excuse was "looking after my pregnant neighbour all night"
her: (1 min after) Looool did they believe you
Me: (20 min later) I told them the story in such a way that I was about to believe it lol. My manager thinks Im the biggest sweetheart
Her: (2 min after) Hahaha thats the way to do
Me: (30 min after) In any case Im by far the best/most qualified employee so I have got some credits. I am like at home, the only difference is I can't watch porn here
Her: (1 min after) And u can at work?
Me: No babe; I can watch porn at home, not at work lol. I would recommend it, sometimes its a good way to relax :) (I thought it would be a good callback humour but she didn't bite)
Me: (after 3 hours): Glad that work is over, heading to home, watch some tv series and shit like that...
No response. I thought she was really into me but the problem is she didn't get the porn joke. I didn't wanna end the convo like that so sent her the last one to bring it back to normal. In theory the date is on saturday (I bet she will flake...) so I will wait till friday and text her something like
"Girl tell me what time you finish working tomorrow.."
and take it from there. I have 3 questions
1) Thoughts on my plan for friday? Any better alternative?
2) Why do you think she suddenly stopped texting? I thought porn joke would be a good callback humour but it seems she didn't get it
3) One other thing is I realised she wasn't really investing into the convo. Every single text she sent is just a couple of words, didn't invest much. What do you think I should do next time to get her invested more?
Thu, 10/04/2012 - 02:47
#1
Re: Magi from another supermarket lol
No man we discussed this. You do not send a girl a heavy heavy question like that after you've already realized she get your sexual joke and/or didn't respond to your last text. Proper reengagement.
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Thu, 10/04/2012 - 10:42
#2
Re: Magi from another supermarket lol
@Manwhore:
Ok rhis morning I received a hilarious e-mail about iphone autocorrect. Literally I laughed out loud. So what about this;
Omg, this e-mail is hilarious!! Laughed so hard that I couldnt breath for a while, you should see that..
Ok rhis morning I received a hilarious e-mail about iphone autocorrect. Literally I laughed out loud. So what about this;
Omg, this e-mail is hilarious!! Laughed so hard that I couldnt breath for a while, you should see that..
Fri, 10/05/2012 - 11:31
#3
Re: Magi from another supermarket lol
@hkmt:
When the topic is something so random like that, you don't really want to start off "mid-conversation" like that. Link her to it a bit better. Something like "Oh gawd I just got the greatest email of all time- I can't stop laughing. You should see this"
When the topic is something so random like that, you don't really want to start off "mid-conversation" like that. Link her to it a bit better. Something like "Oh gawd I just got the greatest email of all time- I can't stop laughing. You should see this"
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Fri, 10/05/2012 - 13:00
#4
Re: Magi from another supermarket lol
@Manwhore:
Well i found a better one (or at least I thought) which is related to what we spoke earlier
Me: (1 day 17 hours later) Wauww i was chosen as the employee of the month. Must be the benefits of partying hard and coming to work late with stupid excuses ;) You should do the same...
Sent this an hour ago and I believe it was a good text. As it is via imessage, i can see that she read it just after I sent it. No response yet. I hope it wouldnt be another failure.
Obviously if she doesnt respond, it would be another flake tomorrow..
Well i found a better one (or at least I thought) which is related to what we spoke earlier
Me: (1 day 17 hours later) Wauww i was chosen as the employee of the month. Must be the benefits of partying hard and coming to work late with stupid excuses ;) You should do the same...
Sent this an hour ago and I believe it was a good text. As it is via imessage, i can see that she read it just after I sent it. No response yet. I hope it wouldnt be another failure.
Obviously if she doesnt respond, it would be another flake tomorrow..
Fri, 10/05/2012 - 13:20
#5
Re: Magi from another supermarket lol
Another flake tomorrow? I don't see where you invited her out or made plans with her.
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Fri, 10/05/2012 - 13:30
#6
Re: Magi from another supermarket lol
@Manwhore:
U know that we had an instant date and we have already areanged the second date for tomorrow. However she hasnt responded to my last 3 texts including the reengagement one. After all if i invite her probably she will say no and i will be super needy by sending 4 texts without any response.
In any case i dont think my reengagement text was that bad??
U know that we had an instant date and we have already areanged the second date for tomorrow. However she hasnt responded to my last 3 texts including the reengagement one. After all if i invite her probably she will say no and i will be super needy by sending 4 texts without any response.
In any case i dont think my reengagement text was that bad??
Fri, 10/05/2012 - 14:30
#7
Re: Magi from another supermarket lol
@hkmt:
Yep that was a good text. The issue is she probably made plans w/ friends for tonight and the idea just seems way cooler than showing up on a potentially awkward date. Hit her up with something like "Hey Magi(/Maggie?) I wasn't sure if we were hanging out so I made plans with friends. What were you going to get into tonight"
Yep that was a good text. The issue is she probably made plans w/ friends for tonight and the idea just seems way cooler than showing up on a potentially awkward date. Hit her up with something like "Hey Magi(/Maggie?) I wasn't sure if we were hanging out so I made plans with friends. What were you going to get into tonight"
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Fri, 10/05/2012 - 14:45
#8
Re: Magi from another supermarket lol
@Manwhore:
Her name is Magi (i thought Meggie as well lol). Thats what Im planning to do. I will flake on her before she flakes on me. And if i sense any sort of keen to meet up (if I get a response saying I have no plans etc) I can still recover by saying smthing like;
"i will be done with buddies at 9. Join me afterwards"
Or smthing like that...
Her name is Magi (i thought Meggie as well lol). Thats what Im planning to do. I will flake on her before she flakes on me. And if i sense any sort of keen to meet up (if I get a response saying I have no plans etc) I can still recover by saying smthing like;
"i will be done with buddies at 9. Join me afterwards"
Or smthing like that...
Fri, 10/05/2012 - 20:50
#9
Re: Magi from another supermarket lol
Yep ;)
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