"Men" Are Becoming Pussies (Story Time)

So I've been seeing my main girl recently for about two or three weeks. This is the same girl I had the minor ED problems with but got those resolved (horny goat weed and korean red ginseng work wonders).

Anyways, we're kicking it last night after the bars and smoking a blunt with some of my roomies. It's her and a girlfriend and some of my buddies. We're all hungry but no one is sober enough to drive. She literally goes "WAIT....this kid owes me a favor. Watch this...." She proceeds to text this nerdy dude in one of her advanced science classes. After about three text exchanges, she convinces this kid to PICK HER UP, BUY HER AND HER FRIEND FOOD, DROP HER FRIEND OFF, AND BRING HER BACK TO MY HOUSE. Keep in mind this is all past 2 AM. This morning she left me with this gem:

Her: I told him I'm glad he was awake when I texted him. He said he wasn't awake....I was like, well how did you wake up? I only sent you one text. He said that I have a special ringtone in his phone.

Me: LOL

Seriously guys, sometimes we all need to sit back and rejoice that we found this community. Yes, there are some weirdos. Yes, some fucked up shit happens. But we need to be at peace with the fact that most of us can have the social skills to engineer things in our favor while also mutually benefitting people in general. Some people will not only ever learn this, but they will actually reject the idea when it is presented to them. Stories like these make me lose a little faith in the male species but make no mistake....although we are endowed with all these luxuries and fun gadgets in this day and age, it's still a fucking jungle out there and the weak will be chewed up and spit out. Don't be "that guy".