Meow and other dudes with medical training: What first aid stuff should we keep around the house/car?
I keep hurting myself so I've developed an interest in first aid kits lol. So I'm making a list of things I should have handy to not die or bleed everywhere. However, I've seen untrained people try to use tools and do things I'm trained in and they usually end up making an ass of themselves. So I'm not gonna mess with the battle tourniquet lol.
Here's what I'm thinking right now; ya'll tell me if I'm being retarded or missing stuff:
Antiseptic wipes
Self-adhesive 2" bandages
Self-adhesive 1" bandages
Clotting gauze
Oscillococcinum flu pellets
Water jel burn gel
Medihoney
Skin closure strips
6" hemorrhage compression bandage
Bandaids
Neosporin
Bow 'n arrows? Big fucking knife? Bear spray?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
AK-47, Detonators, Explosiv....oh sorry wrong forum
Bow 'n arrows? Big fucking knife? Bear spray?
Can't tell if you're serious. But I do have a lovely kukri.
What about farming equipment? Let's say you get stuck out in the boonies and the Zombieapocalypse goes down. Or WWIII. How you going to eat to survive?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Lolllllll haha I see, thanks.
Lol are you jumping out of moving cars again?!
I kid you not my buddy used to do that all the time. Dude hopped out of my car going 40 mph and rolled into a ditch. He was always doing stunts to impress the girlies.
Hes in the Marines now. Perfect fit for that crazy bastard. I miss him
I'm not sure what makes a man do such a thing. What makes a man think that girls will be impressed by leaping out of a car at 40 mph? I mean that really killed my train of thought... I just can't wrap my head around that. My wounds are insignificant.
He's a rare breed nigguh
The hottest girl in our riding group here in Vegas.. and there's 2000 of us.. some dude was showing off in front of her and went down HARD on his bike. Almost killed himself. Metal pins and all that shit. But the dude is so cocky it's actually slightly offensive. Like I actually got annoyed with this guy, and nothing affects me lol.
One night he sees me talking to the princess, I'm pretty sure they've got something going on at this point and so he doesn't like seeing her with other dudes he deems a threat. Clearly we know each other but he doesn't know to what extent. So later on I'm walking back inside and he's at the door and watches me come in and actually like.. shakes his head and rolls his eyes in a dismissive manner as if he's thinking I couldn't possibly be a threat. LOL. Little does this fucker know I already banged her, had my cock so deep in this girl my dick was perma-frozen on her soul. I'm sure the image of my cock punching her in the face was imprinted on her retina for at least two weeks after. All good, I'm undercover ninja in some groups
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Reminds me of the time a UFC fighter came up trying to start shit with me, pretty much acosted me from behind 'cuz I was sitting talking to a girl and he knew the people at the table. Completely uncivilized I tore him up verbally just with pure righteous indignation. He apologized and we begin talking. Not really a "bad" dude, just a lot of testosterone and pent up aggression. He starts showing me clips of his fights on YouTube where he's just wrecking dudes. Lol. Well after one of his rounds ends the ring girl comes out and I look closer and it's a girl whose face was dating my dick pretty regularly off 'n on for a few years. Midnight trysts all over Vegas or L.A.. She just loved coming over and sucking my dick at all random times and locations. I'd talk so dirty to her when she was doing it.. she loved it. Then she'd go back home to her nice tame, pretty girl lifestyle. Lol
Or the time Michael Sartain was on Millionaire Matchmaker but I'd already banged one of the "dates" he chose. Ha!
Or the time I blew a huge load all over the face of Julien's girl in Vegas. Whoops. I made her wait outside for a towel while I went in and made myself a sandwich. So great. Julien probably ended up styling his hair with my kids at one point.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
To be honest if I'd known it was Julien's girl I probably wouldn't have fucked her. I'm super not like that. But looking back now it was clearly the right choice
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
haha! I sure do love storytime. Hey didn't you steal Mickey Avalon's girl one night, or maybe it was the other way around lol. I'd like to hear about that.
Motorcycle dude sounds a lot like my buddy except in social situations he was such a nice fuckin guy. He has this amazing ability to come across like a crazy bastard and a sweetheart at the same time. All the ladies wanted to fix him up because it wasn't an act. He's lost some of his charm now that he is in the military though :(