Messaging A Stunner off FB

I was digging around through old fb friend requests and found one from this gawjus gurl....2yrs ago....hehe I accepted it and immediately msg'd her:

Me: Not sure if we've met before but im breaking a rule here: you're down right cute

Me: Fuck. There I said it

^Can't believe I'm giving away one of my saucy weapons. *DISLCAIMER: Not been tested thoroughly but on the girls I have done it on; magic.

Her: well thanks, don't think I know you though

Me: Oh so is friend requesting studs a usual thing for u? ;)

Her: I don't remember doing that (crying laughing emoji)

Her: I'm confused

It's been 2yrs, no kidding.

Me: Haha was going through old fb requests and found yours. That's why I'm here

Me: Just trying to get to know you better margarita (margarita emoji) 

Her middle name is "Marguerite". It's obviously the english equivalent of Margaret, but I don't play by the rules., so I rolled with it. Margarita? Solid pet name :)

Her: Hahaha (crying laughing emoji)

Me: Your backgrounds french? Vous parlez?

*No response. Looking back, this was wayyy too rapport seeking. I figured it would be ok because I just said I was trying to get to know her better. 

Me: That's fineI guess i'll just have to make some stuff up to keep my curiousity satisfied. You do seem like the bank robber type

Her: Haha you're funny

She's back so now I try to create some sort of interplay between us to see if she bites.

Me: Girl, you work at *smoothiestorenamehere*?! I'm totally using you as my smoothie plug

Me: but only if you're kewl enough, my last smoothie dealer got wayyy too clingly

Her: (crying laughing emoji)

Damn it! It didn't work! Ok, maybe if I try qualifying again and asking her a question might work...

Me: im checking your fb rn, have to make sure im not chattin a crazy stalker chick lol

Me: Are u still in highschool? Awwh lil bby haah

*No response.

Ya this was way too try hard. So here's what I did: I gave the convo some air and backed off for about 1week. Then, I posted a pic from one of my shoots in Europe and wrote a semi long post about my travels and some swanky adventures I went on. As soon as I posted the pic, I msg'd her:

Me: That's fine, i didn't like your haircut anyways

She likes my photo a few hours later and msg's me right after:  Keep in mind, now she knows my life is pimpin to the max. Travel, crazy adventures, smexy photos, and HUGE social proof. Lots of friend from around the world were commenting on my photo inflating my ego :)

Her: WHAT (crying laughing emoji)

The inner workings of my mind: "Damn you! SPEAK!"

Me: Ya u bigg butt (emjoi w/ air coming out of his nostrils as he looks away disapprovingly)

Just showing some disapproval.

Her: So sorry

Me: Marg, I can give you a second chance, but you owe me free smoothies

Me: for a MONTH

Me: And I was thinking

Me: Nvrmind, i dont think you could handle it...

^This ought to bait her, right? Right?!

Her: (crying laughing emoji) what

GAHHHHH!!! 

*Phew

Ok, game face on

Me: "what" and that emjoi seem to be your main forms of communication. Lol i feel like i'm talking to a brick w/ really cute eyes

Her: What the heck do you mean

Her: Im so confused on this whole situation

Haven't responded yet but read her msg. I think I'm in prime territory but not sure where to go next. I'm thinking of sending this:

"Huh?! YOU CAN TALK?!"

I need some investment out of her. I also have to address her confusion some way or another so we can actually have a conversation. Then I can segway into something like 

"I'm just goofing around. How was your new years? kiss anyone special ;)? My dog stole mine...im not taking him for walks anymore

Gimme your thoughts and msg ideas porfavor! :D