Met some girl last night who is way too hardcore
lmfao - so I met this asian chick last night who was like all tatted up, hangin out with like total gangsters and lifts a ton and just had this look like she wants to fuck a gangbanger
And then I roll up lmao... I guess I was totally wrong about, or maybe I kinda look like a gangbanger
But all of a sudden thsi girl like ridin my jock and her friend forces me to take her # and at one point, after this, I literally look at her and go, "You're way more hardcore than me... I'm like a yuppy fratstar, I don't think you wanna chill with me"
Her response?
"But you have bigger muscles than me"... IM SO HARDCORE
Seriously though - I'm like the most yuppy fratstar in existence - I mean, fuck... I go to the hamptons and a cabin in pennsylvania
That being said - I do have this weird ability to make the most hardcore of people come out of their shell a little... like I could make some super macho guy look so ridiculous and he wouldn't have a fuckin clue what's goin on