The Mexi Short

Ok met this chick in my trig class last semester, shes super cool and has a bangin body. She looks maybe half mexi, half white bout 5 ft and for a small chick, big tits and a small but well shaped ass. She kept sitting next to me so I asked her if she wanted to hang. Pretty funny when we hang, as I think she could pretty much suck my dick standing up but im getting ahead of myself.

We hung out for the first time and I kind of choded out, this is when I had mad anxiety with chicks and was not the confident beast that I am now. THE first hike she was like 3 hours later than we planned.... but regardless I was heckling her and her sister and pokin fun and they were lovin it tho. We hung out three times that week, twice she brought her gay friends and pretty much friend zoned me and I was kinda ticked. SO The last time we hiked I fuckin was like running this hike, so much so that her fat friend started crying... I kinda just stood there. HA! They were the lamest most awkward couple of people ive ever encountered.

I tried to get her to hang( This was months ago, and my text game was not nearly as good) and she kept pullin the busy school chick card, which was true but im a giant boss and you need to make room for me. So I was like fuck that and stopped contacting her until about two weeks ago. I was bored at my house and felt like amusing myself and in an effort to stop giving a fuck about what chicks thought I texted every single hot chick in my phone one of manwhores re-engagement texts. I did the alien abducting pretty people, so youll be fine etc. She got fuckin pissed and didnt know who it was and I played it perfect, she finally figured out who it was and was like OMG LETS DO SHIT THIS WEEKEND. We've hung once and been texting ever since

====HERES THE PROBLEM THOUGH=====; everytime I try and set something up and actually get the logistics down she fuckin get scared and fuckin pusses out. Like over text shes tellin me how badly she wants to hang then Ill be like ok lets go to the beach here and at this time and even though she set up these plans she'll pretty much be like thats too far to drive! or some bullshit like that.

I did actually tie her down and got her to cruise to my turf :P and we had so much fuckin fun. She of course brought another gay, like really lame, friend (im starting to see a pattern) who the first thing she said was " It was so much less windy at the other beach we were going to go to, is there anywhere to hide from the wind." I look at her straight in the eyes with a puzzled pissed off look and just didnt say anything.... Its a fucking flat sandy beach you idiot.

Me and mexi chick had so much fun, she even fuckin changed tits out in front of everyone haha unfortunatly I didnt see as I was playin with my dog and these two little kids came up and wanted to throw the ball for him. The chicks rolled up and thought it was my family but it was just me being a social boss who is capable of handling small children very well. One of the little fuckers was trying to bite my toes :D

Im like lets get into the water(and the water is COLD here) so she starts to get up and gets about waist deep, im like FUCK THAT, splash water on her and pick her up throw her over my shoulder. Put her in both my arms and lower her into the water. She loved it. So we chilled in the surf for awhile, I get out cause I gotta deal with the two little kids who are more siked on me than there mom by this point. I throw the ball for my dog who always gets mad attention cause he will literally hurdles waves to chase his ball into the ocean. People are watching, Im the man.

Mexi gets out and I look at that ass and im like fuck I want to put my dick on that, so I come up from behind her and grab her from behind hug her around her little belly for a couple seconds and lift her up, she loves the power that I give off. It must feel nice to a small chick to have a yolked giant take over your body. Her cockblock friend watches as the coolest guy on the beach is showering her with physicality. Other people are watching us, bitches be jelous. She goes back to her towel and I hop back in the ocean for a bit, i get out and shes checkin me out so I lift my arms up and flex for her.

Were layin down and were just jokin and havin fun, I found like a tiny piece of shell and show it to mexi and say marry me. This thing is fuckin pinner(that was the point) and shes like, "im going to need something bigger than that" i reply " nope thats all you get from me" haha. She covers my arms with sand and i grab her foot and pull her towards me, her whole body moves as my one arm pulls her my direction. She puts sand im my hair and im like YOU FUCKER and chase after her and smear sand into her hair.

We hop back in and she gets out to towel off. As shes doing that I go up to her and her dry towel and grab her, soaking wet, and pretty much soak the whole towel while giving her a hug and picking her up at the same time. Im such a shit head. Cockblock friend cockblocks and was whining in her nasaly voice to me " well i got a paper to write so i want to be back by 6:30 at least blah blah" I just ignore her even though shes one foot away and continue talking to mexi. Alas cockblock succeeded and they decided to leave, it was getting cold anyways. I do not leave with them, they showed up to meet with ME they leave and I continue to have my fun. I want her to know that her friend ruined her fun and to stop bringing them. She punches me in my stomach and i bet it hurt her fucking hand, and i give mexi a hug. I decide to hug her friend to because I could tell she wanted some too

We text the next week until Friday when she was suppose to come over to my house for a party, but her sister was her ride and she flaked. So mexi even though she really wanted to come didn't. Im seeing a pattern here of not having initiative and enough confidence to make shit happen with me, a dude thats going to show her a really fucking fun time everytime she hangs out with me. My reasoning for this is she ALWAYS is hitting me up and pretty much asking me out(like last night TXT "what are you doing tomorrow") but then when it comes down to it, she pusses out/flakes/whatever you want to call it. She was out of town this weekend and I got her to even send me a picture of her in her little bikini showin me her tan lines....

This morning reinforced my hypothesis even more and is why I am writing this because,FUCK, I need help: I would very much so like to penetrate her with my penis HA...and shes actually cool!.... We were suppose to go to the beach at 10 and then it came down to logistics and she fuckin gets all gay. I am not being needy or weird I think she is just getting sketched because she wants to fuck, and we've talked a bit about sex and Im pretty sure shes a virgin. So my thoughts are she is just apprehensive and a tad nervous even though she wants it. Because there are subtle hints of sexuality going on in her texts, like last night after her pic I say

"Not bad lady"ME
"Me tan line sux"MEXI
"Ya I could def do better than that"Me
"No no you could not"MEXI
"Yup dont be sad"
"Im only sad because I didnt get to go skinny dipping this weekend"
"How lame we will go when you get back. Thats my specialty"
"Im back fool do you work manana?"
"1-5. Beach at 10. Sounds like a plan"
"10am?"
"Si"
I fall asleep dont here from her and text her
"Beach time Cruise down"
"Which beach ?"
And she proceeds to give me the run around again. I could have made it happen but she wanted me to barge like 15 minutes away to go into a beach in town, and I didnt want to... so then after the bs
"Ight. You wanna just meet up at the beach after I get off work. So you can get all settled and moved." ME
"Up to you Im moving in later though" MEXI
--------------------------Next is my logistics of why I cant hang out
"Ya by the time I get down to ## we wouldnt have anytime to chill before I work. How bout I swoop ya at 9 from your pad at ##" This was all true btw----Me
"Possibly Im doing a welcome home din din with the guy that lives there so we'll see" MEXI
+++++Ok i havent even responded to this because I am so sick of getting the run around, DA FUCK MANWHORE and everyone else. Advice on how to handle this PLZ!!!!