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She's in the sorority  my fraternity is partnered with this semester.

She's a freshman, which I called her out on when she said something freshmanish, than she lied about it and pretened to be older. She admitted later that she actually is a freshman.

She's in the same sorority of my actual little sister's.  Little sister's pledge sister

She was miley cyrus at our social and I was Kanye.  But her costume sucked her miley wrecking ball hair got undone and I teased her about it because all of the other miley's had their hairs did.

From Long Island but She's NOT a Yankee's fan which is a positive; she's just not a fan of anything which is a negative; she just cares about if a guy can drink.  Such a typical freshman girl statement lmao.

She challenged me to chugging a beer and I lead us to a corner because it was retarded over in the earlier area and we both chugged, I finished she only did about half, which I teased her about.

She raised my attention to the fact that even though she's a freshman, she's a "cool" freshman, she can go to the bar because she has her older sister's id.

Balked at going outside, so I would have lead her around more and kept projecting my bossness but had to deal with stuff. Uggh which also stopped me from getting this other girl's number who was amanda bynes last night...

My natural friend made out with her for 5 min, hour or so after I left.  Buying Temp...

Goal for her is to get her over to my house again during the week, like Sunday-Wed for something like Ice Cream and Netflix/Southpark/Workaholics/Kroll Show/True Detective.   Prime Example of Greek life: Freshman sorority girl would be able to tell her friends that she's going over to blah blah frat house on a Tuesday etc.

This is what I've thought up for a possible reengagement text.

Miley, I think I’m pregnant with your child.  Kim's going to be sooo pissed!  - a lyrical genius

or Miley, I think I’m pregnant with your child.  Kim's going to sooo be pissed!  - Kanye

I'm pretty sure most of the girls last night didn't get the lyrical genius joke

if I can incorporate "from the mouth of a lyrical genius" into this text convo I will

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Let's err on the side of

Let's err on the side of stupidity here. You said this girls a freshmen. Use the second text because there is less chance for misinterpretation.

other than that, why haven't you isolated this girl yet? It sounds like she isolate you at one point 

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I didn't really explain this

I didn't really explain this well, I was pretty consistently going for isolation during the interaction.

I suggested going to take some shots early, but she wasn't ready so she suggested chugging a beer, so I lead her to a corner away from her friends to chug a beer.

During the interaction, I said something else and was actually leading her outside, when I had to go deal with some shit which fucked my night over for a while.  Anyways I was constantly going for isolation where we could actually do something.

She balked right at the door before we got interrupted so I think I probably needed to just chill with her talk more project authority lead more and than go for it in a slightly different way after a couple minutes.

Sent the second one

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Her: Lmao r u kidding me who

Her: Lmao r u kidding me who is this

Want to text back something to the effect of this

Me: What do you MEAN you don’t know who this is!

You better not be cheating on me with another Kanye....

or something about Giving my number to one of the miley's with better memory.

or  What do you MEAN you don’t know who this is!

Did I choose the only Miley that can't chug a whole beer and has a wonky memory.

or What do you MEAN you don’t know who this is!

It's Name xxx frat.

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Okay you have a bunch of

Okay you have a bunch of options. Which one do you think is actually the best

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I think who is this? Is the

I think who is this? Is the greatest "trap" text that girls can use btw. I think a lot of girls gauge how cool you are depending on your answer. 

Some guys will try to over game, some guys will get pissy, some guys will get anxious, etc.

my response to this is literally: "G-Money" 

She could have forgotten your number for a multitude of reasons but if she sees your texting her, your name alone should elicit a positive response. 

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this ones the best but it's

actually now that I think about it  she doesn't have my number in her phone because I had to get it real quick and than leave.

But I also wanted to play around with what i just sent.

what ya think

Name

Geezez did I choose the only Miley who gets amnesia after chugging half a beer"

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Yeah those are

Yeah those are solid. 

Combine them to make you the selector and keep it playful. 

"Geezez did I choose the only Miley who can only chug half a beer" 

i would leave out what do you mean you don't know who this is. Sounds gay 

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actually now that I think

actually now that I think about it  she doesn't have my number in her phone because I had to get it real quick and than leave.

But I also wanted to play around with what i just sent.

what ya think

Name

Geezez did I choose the only Miley who gets amnesia after chugging half a beer"

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Me: Name Me:  Geezus did I

Me: Name

Me:  Geezus did I choose the one Miley who blacks out after chugging half a beer"

Her:  Hahhaha I didn't black out!

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Yeah that's great. Now be

Yeah that's great. Now be like:

"Of course. In Greek life it's called "time travel"" 

Just keep it playful and then suggest a real drink "competition" and invite her over 

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Fuck I miss banging freshmen.

Fuck I miss banging freshmen. They're like babies that just entered a new world full of alcohol away from their parents lol

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Want to send thisMe:Whatever

nvm sent you're last text that was hilarious

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Idk I would banter for a bit.

Idk I would banter for a bit. These freshmen can get freaky but you don't wanna be antsy and logistics hound right away 

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I know man geezus I'm gonna

I know man geezus I'm gonna miss college next year.  New freshman girls delivered right on my doorstep every year. FUUCK. 

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ItsMario wrote: I know man

ItsMario wrote:
I know man geezus I'm gonna miss college next year.  New freshman girls delivered right on my doorstep every year. FUUCK. 

Same situation here. Graduate in December. I moved out of the house last year so my freshmen horde days are over. Pretty funny though it's our bid day today. Maybe I'll bang an unsuspecting freshmen  

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G-Money wrote: Idk I would

G-Money wrote:
Idk I would banter for a bit. These freshmen can get freaky but you don't wanna be antsy and logistics hound right away 

Word. I feel you.

Her: You're right in 1 deff time traveledyes

Something like:

Me:  Did you at least get to ride a spaceship!

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"I'm actually going to the

"I'm actually going to the time travel store soon.  Getting ready for tonight's adventures ;)"

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Try to use statements a lot

Try to use statements a lot more than questions until she's invested.

half the questions I do ask don't even have any punctuation lol

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actually better:The xxxhouse

again nvm. like the future projection

I'll keep that in mind.

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Go for it. At some point let

Go for it. At some point let her know what you're doing. It's kind of a bait text to see how invested she is...

she's pretty young too so she's probably looking for parties and fun 

edit: and cock

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Her:  Haha what are you doing

Her:  Haha what are you doing tonight

damn your textings like clockwork.

Me: We're probably hitting up xbar after I get out of work, but I could see myself smashing you at beer pong since you suck at life

Me: We're probably hitting up xbar after I get out of work, but I could see myself smashing you at beer pong since you're still a baby frosh

either or

edit: Defintiely some dong

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Haha reeeelax I have an id I

i sent basically the bottom one slightly edited.

Her:  Haha reeeelax I have an id I might be going 

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Maybe send something like

Maybe send something like this?

Me:  Watch out xxx bar is known to make peopple time travel

or

Me:  Yea I'll probably be their around 11ish.

Not really sure what to send here to move it foward in a fun way and not kind of just spin the wheels

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Ok so I can't read thru all

Ok so I can't read thru all 22 replies right now, but seems like you got pretty far.

Is there a lack of attraction/connection coming from her? Like she's just not engaging to the texts? This is your Little Sister's pledge sister. Isn't that a big deal? Like there's some kind of sorority rule that says "Do not hook up with your sister's brother that is off limits and whorish" 

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Manwhore wrote: Ok so I can't

Manwhore wrote:
Ok so I can't read thru all 22 replies right now, but seems like you got pretty far.

Is there a lack of attraction/connection coming from her? Like she's just not engaging to the texts? This is your Little Sister's pledge sister. Isn't that a big deal? Like there's some kind of sorority rule that says "Do not hook up with your sister's brother that is off limits and whorish" 

No she responds pretty quick and jumps on whatever text regardless of how slow I've been texting her. 

You nailed it on the head to them it's a BIG deal.

I had a girl in my room last night giving me all sorts of iois but wouldn't even hook up with me for that reason and this girl also dropped that on me too when I was getting her number, but I just breezed by it.

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Huh? What went down with this

Huh? What went down with this girl in your room last night? 

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Well I had flirted with her a

Well I had flirted with her a little earlier, but she wasn't the primary target.  She was like third of girls I was talking to.  But by the time I dealt with some bullshit the party had basically cleared out and she was still there.  She was basically hanging off me/constantly coming back to talk to me so I just isolated her with getting alcohol upstairs.  I realized something was weird when she was walking up, she said something weird I can't remember.

Than when I was in my room, she just was being weird.  I sat on my couch with the alcohol and she sat on my bed.  She basically doesn't allow herself to make physical contact with me much at all and keeps saying we can't hook up because of my sister.  She than proceeeds to make my bed, than when I go to make a move again she avoids it and I literally just call that a night and head back downstairs with everyone else that's here where she's much more physically flirty with me again.

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You should probably lay off

You should probably lay off this one that's my opinion. 

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Why? edit:  The girl that I'm

Why?

edit:  The girl that I'm texting is a different girl from the girl that I described above...

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I just explained above. It's

I just explained above. It's your sister's pledge I think that's a big deal. If nothing else it would damage rep's, etc. You couldn't smooth out repercussions 

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That's not even close to

That's not even close to ruining reputation level  at my school.  It's not that big a deal.  My friend is in the same situation with his sister in a different sorority and it hasn't affected him at all.   I know of way worse shit going down at my school than me hooking up with my sister's pledge sister.

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Now if you do choose to go

Now if you do choose to go down this road, you need to bring up objections BEFORE SHE DOES. This sounds absolutely contradictory and even retarded but it will turn her on massively. So or example. If you isolate and start getting frisky:

pull back anysay no, we cant do this. She'll agree. Then look at her and go in harder. Keep pulling and pushing until you're fucking. 

But be very careful here like MW said, just because your buddy got off Scott free doesn't mean you will. His relationship with his sister is gonna be way different. 

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G-Money wrote:Now if you do

G-Money wrote:
Now if you do choose to go down this road, you need to bring up objections BEFORE SHE DOES. This sounds absolutely contradictory and even retarded but it will turn her on massively. So or example. If you isolate and start getting frisky:

pull back anysay no, we cant do this. She'll agree. Then look at her and go in harder. Keep pulling and pushing until you're fucking. 

But be very careful here like MW said, just because your buddy got off Scott free doesn't mean you will. His relationship with his sister is gonna be way different. 

Yea I feel you on the top part.

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Okay if it won't effect your

Okay if it won't effect your relationship with your sister it's cool.

Is she meeting you out or what 

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Don't know yet was going to

Don't know yet was going to wait for closer to the time that  I was actually going out.

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Me:  I'll be taking my

Me:  I'll be taking my talents to xbar after drink specials.  Did you make it inside trianglebutt
Her:  Haha I didn't go I'm just going to gay frat

Yea she's not going to the bar which was always unlikely because at the end of the day, the odds of enough of her friends having fake ids to go to the bar was pretty low and gay frat was throwing a party

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G-Money wrote: Now if you do

G-Money wrote:
Now if you do choose to go down this road, you need to bring up objections BEFORE SHE DOES. This sounds absolutely contradictory and even retarded but it will turn her on massively. So or example. If you isolate and start getting frisky:

pull back anysay no, we cant do this. She'll agree. Then look at her and go in harder. Keep pulling and pushing until you're fucking. 

But be very careful here like MW said, just because your buddy got off Scott free doesn't mean you will. His relationship with his sister is gonna be way different. 

This is "old" technology. There are better ways, but as most "gurus" are fucking frauds, this is the only information on the topic that has been propagated. 

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What sort of stuff works

What sort of stuff works better john?

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Its no big deal if theyre

Its no big deal if theyre pledge sisters. Maybe some token objections. If anything use your lil sis to get intel so you can snipe this chick. Ie what type of girl she is, some basic idea so you know the angle to hit her with. I wish i wouldve got a hot lil sis but i ended up smashing the one that couldve been and that sorta tainted everything prematurely lmao. My bro had 5 lil sis and smashed 3/5 of them hahahHaha. Greek wincest. I miss greek life. Good old glory dayz.

Edit: posted this w/o reading situation. Def ask your lil sis for intel. Take what i say with a grain of salt but honestly she may just be using that as an excuse not to outright reject you and "hurt" your feelings. Could be a couple other things too tho

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Ok please take the WHOLE text

Ok please take the WHOLE text convo, including what everyone helped you out with here and consolidate it into one typed out convo so I can read what's up. 

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Me:  Miley, I think I'm

Me:  Miley, I think I'm pregnant with your child.  Kim's going to be sooo pissed! - KanyeHer:

Her:  Lmao r u kidding me who is this

Her:  ...

Me:  Name

Me:  Geeezus did I choose the one Miley who blacks out after chugging half a beer ;p

Her:  Hahah I did not black out!

Me:  Of course. In Greek life it's called "time travel"

Her:  You're right ln I deff time traveled ??

Me:  I'm actually going to the time travel store soon.  Getting ready for tonight's adventures ;)

Her:  Haha what are you doing tonight

Me:  We're probably hitting up xbar after I get out of work, but I could see myself smashing you at beer pong tonight since you're only a baby frosh

Her:  Haha reeeelax I have an id I might be going

Me: pic (wath out we got a badass over here)

Me:  I'll be taking my talents to xbar after drink specials. Did you make it inside trianglebutt

Her:  Hahah I didn't go I'm just going to gay frat

 

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If this is significant at all

If this is significant at all she's also texting my boy who she made out with lol.

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Ok be like, "So you going to

Ok be like, "So you going to rush gay frat or what" 

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