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Just got back from chicago. Yesterday was one of the longest days of my life. Went to the rsd free tour which was great but before that i had my last day of mixology class and finally graduated! I expected a long day cause i still had to do 5 hours of Alcohol Awarness before the pour and writtin test but i did not expect to be hit on by a polish milf haha. I sat next to her during the the AA and there was some light non verbal flirting on my part when she would laugh when i would say a wrong answer. She turns towards me during one of the breaks and asks me some basic chit chat questions.

Direct eye contact from the start cause she basically opened me so i was making direct eye contact to see whats up. She was cute, really fit, no big ass or big titties but she was not bad at all for being a mom. At first i figured she was 30 or 35, something along that range. She kept talking to me alot, tells me she moved 20 min away from the town our class is in cause her girlfriends moved over there and she got bored here. I tell her where i go to school and joke that i dont need to learn all these complicated drinks cause where i live there is only drunk college kids who order rum and coke.

We finished AA and got a lunch break. I kinda got the vibe she wanted to go for lunch or something cause she was leaning towards me by the bar showing me a copy she found of our test on her ipad. She was really giggly and very friendly and her accent was really strong too. She goes to the bathroom and i felt like she was about to casually ask me to grab lunch with her cause she was hinting she was hungry.  Honestly i just wanted to grab lunch alone and keep studying my flash cards cause i had to pass the class because im going out of state back to campus to start work and summer school next week so passing was a must. So i left really quick when she went to the bathroom lol.

I come back she was just sittin there studying (i dont even think she took a lunch break even tho she said she was starving lol). I start practicing drinks and she also starts on the station next to me. I ask her whats the recipe for this drink i forgot, then she asks me for one she forgot blah blah blah chit chat giglling whatever. Then she asks in a weird sly way what phone service i have lol. I thought she was hinting that we should exchange numbers but i tell her i have t-mobile. Then the rest goes something like this.

Her: do you like it

Me: its ok i have everything unlimited

her: what do you have to pay

me: 50 a month, but i dont get 4g on my campus and when i come home it always says ive run out of 4g

her: yea its not unlimited t-mobile sucks,

me: what do you have

her: verizon

me: yea i need to switch really bad but verizon is expensize and they have contracts

her: actually verizon and sprint have monthly payments, i got verizon for my son, its like 70 a month but i was like whatever you can do what you want with your phone now cause before he would rack up the bills. Sprint has a 50 dollar monthly one tho

me: oh thats cool yea ive been thinking about switching to sprint i should do that soon so i get 4g on campus.

her: i actually work with the people who provide cellular service for verizon and sprint so i can help you, we can meet up and ill help you out, let me to get your number

me: ok sure

her: ok when are you free

me: sometime this weekend cause i leave to go back to school on monday

her: ohhhhhhh, well ok we can meet friday, saturday, or sunday whenever you have free time, we can meet at like starbucks or something

me: yea that could work

her: ok ill call you

Then she stops making drinks goes around the counter right across from me while im still practicing and we exchange numbers. i tell her we should meet on sunday instead of friday cause i have to meet my friend in the city and im not gunna be back till late on friday, saturday i have a wedding to go to with my cousin. 

Me: i was planning on leaving sunday but i can probably leave later around night or evening

her: ok yea whatever works

I ask her where shes from, she says poland, i joke and say i knew it cause i could tell by her accent and she looked exactly like my friends sister lol she laughed and seemed to like that alot haha (actually i knew she was polish cause she looked and had the same accent as my friends mom but whatever lol)

We chat some more about random shit, she tells me her son is trying to get into medical school and some other stuff

I ask her how old her son was and immedialty before i said this i knew she would judge to see how i would react

She says 25 (four years older than me), looks at me expectantly( or however the fuck you spell that word) and im like, oh thats cool and immediatly keep talking like it was no big deal.

Anyway later on we cheat on the test together (along with the girl on my left lol) and i leave to drive through the chaotic traffic of chicago during a cubs game to get to the free tour and hear tyler yell in weird voices about social conditioning (lol just kidding the speech was great).

So far my plan is to chill back and keep doing the shit i have planned for this hectic weekend and the week that follows. I dont plan on hitting her up, she was chaseing from the begging. the only relatively small amount of chaseing on my part was when i told her she looks like my friends sister (which i thought was hilarious cause it's such a typical cheesy movie type line but she liked it haha). Even if i wanted to chase it wouldn't make sense at this point.

But yea if she hits me up to meet up before i leave ill meet up with her for sure, she was a cool lady. For a women who had a son who was 25 she was damn fit and pretty cute and she seemed like she had a younger personality cause she was dancing and singing to the music that was playing while she was making her drinks lol. I also hear all the time about how older women know what they want so my plan is to let her work out the logistics if or when we meet up. She wants to meet in the town where our bartending school is which is a 25 min drive form my place and 20 min from her place. If she hits me up to meet im just gunna let her know what my logistics are ( when i have to start the 3 hour drive back to school) and let her figure it out from there. I mean shit, if she can get my number and ask to meet up under the pre tense of "im gunna help you switch phone services" im pretty sure she can figure out how to take me back to her place 20 min away and fuck me (im also not opposed to fucking in a car in broad daylight). But then again i could be delusional and she could just want to help me switch phone services. Dont really care if we meet/fuck or not (other than the fact that it would be a cool lesson in game i'd almost prefer just to head back to school on sunday morning) just thought this was funny and wanted to see what you guys think. hasta luego

 

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Dude WHAT is this crap? This

Dude WHAT is this crap? This is mind-numbing. YOU set something up you don't just wait for her to call you, she's chasing a mealy-mouthed derp around. You're going to wait for her to hit you up? Good job, son. The whole thing is just.. on its head 

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Lol I shoulda inb4'd

Lol I shoulda inb4'd

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Lol inb4 what

Lol inb4 what

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When I first read this,

When I first read this, knowing what your reaction would be I almost said "inb4 MW loses his temper and calls you out for this bullshit" lol

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Haha I didn't lose shit I'm

Haha I didn't lose shit I'm just unleashing the needed hailstorm. If we're all like, "Hey dude better luck next time!" he won't learn anything. He's got to realize HOW out of sync this whole thing is. 

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Lol she called me a few hours

Lol she called me a few hours after i posted this asking how my night in the city was and joking about me partying to hard. Mentioned the phone thing briefly then talked for about ten minutes about how her girlfriends ex boyfriend is crazy, then asked when im leaving on sunday. I told her it's very likely im leaving in the morning cause it's a long drive and my first class starts at 8am. Then she asked how long im gonna be away on campus and when the next time im coming back to town is...

I realize your the man and supposed to make it go down but i've also heard you say that once a girl is chaseing dudes fuck it up by chaseing back and that they should let the girl keep chaseing once she starts.

As for the "mealy-mouthed derp" im pretty sure most kids who just turned 21 in the summer are jerking off all weekday waiting to get hammered on the weekend while working at a shitty fast food place. Not taking multiple summer classes and about to start a second job to save up enough to start his own business next year before he even starts his senior year of college. If i qualify for a derp then god help the rest of the gen pop cause we'd all be fucked. 

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We don't compare ourselves to

We don't compare ourselves to the regular population on here dude. I mean.. that is not even in the realm of possibilities. So um, she called you and that was it? Nothing happened 

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