More Smurf Fucking
Thu, 09/27/2012 - 12:42
Some girl I met off of POF...still trying to get ahold of this shit.
Me: Something dirty
Her: Literally... Lol
Her: What's up?
Me: Putting together a book shelf and drinkin beer. You welcome to help..I need an extra body
Her: I didn't even know u needed a screw driver for a new tv... U think I know how to put together a book shelf? Lol...
Me: You're no good to me anymore...you can stay in the kitchen and make sandwiches while I build shit.
Her: Now that's sum shit I know. Lol sandwiches, cooking, looking pretty... The list goes on
Her: So what your saying is your handy with your hands?
Me: I've been known to have skills when throwing out gang signs among other things. What are you up to tonight beb?
Her: I have a date with Kevin Hart n my couch lol
Me: I see..you're only into black guys.
Her: Lol!!! No.. I jus think they are hilarious.
Me: Seems racist somehow
Her: Me... Racist?? I'm innocent
Me: Doesn't sound that important..let's hang..my couch is super comfortable
Me: Bring some doritos
3 hours later
Her: Hey sorry I fell asleep on my couch lol
Me: Something dirty
Her: Literally... Lol
Her: What's up?
Me: Putting together a book shelf and drinkin beer. You welcome to help..I need an extra body
Her: I didn't even know u needed a screw driver for a new tv... U think I know how to put together a book shelf? Lol...
Me: You're no good to me anymore...you can stay in the kitchen and make sandwiches while I build shit.
Her: Now that's sum shit I know. Lol sandwiches, cooking, looking pretty... The list goes on
Her: So what your saying is your handy with your hands?
Me: I've been known to have skills when throwing out gang signs among other things. What are you up to tonight beb?
Her: I have a date with Kevin Hart n my couch lol
Me: I see..you're only into black guys.
Her: Lol!!! No.. I jus think they are hilarious.
Me: Seems racist somehow
Her: Me... Racist?? I'm innocent
Me: Doesn't sound that important..let's hang..my couch is super comfortable
Me: Bring some doritos
3 hours later
Her: Hey sorry I fell asleep on my couch lol
Thu, 09/27/2012 - 12:44
#1
Re: More Smurf Fucking
@rogan:
Maybe this isn't true...but I think I have to actually build some comfort. Most of these girls I'm meeting off Plenty of Fish or we're having like a 30 minute conversation in a club.
Maybe this isn't true...but I think I have to actually build some comfort. Most of these girls I'm meeting off Plenty of Fish or we're having like a 30 minute conversation in a club.
Thu, 09/27/2012 - 15:58
#2
Re: More Smurf Fucking
@rogan:
gives a whole new meaning to "blue balls" lol
gives a whole new meaning to "blue balls" lol
Thu, 09/27/2012 - 16:11
#3
Re: More Smurf Fucking
rogan;1291;308 wrote:
Some girl I met off of POF...still trying to get ahold of this shit.
Me: Something dirty
Her: Literally... Lol
Her: What's up?
Me: Putting together a book shelf and drinkin beer. You welcome to help..I need an extra body
Her: I didn't even know u needed a screw driver for a new tv... U think I know how to put together a book shelf? Lol...
Me: You're no good to me anymore...you can stay in the kitchen and make sandwiches while I build shit.
Her: Now that's sum shit I know. Lol sandwiches, cooking, looking pretty... The list goes on
Her: So what your saying is your handy with your hands?
I'm no pro at this. But here's what I was thinking when I read this...
I would have went differently at this point, she continued on you're thread with "the sandwiches, cooking, looking pretty ". She jumped through that hoop/was compliant. And through out a little something else to divert your attention with "the hands" line. I would have continued going for the meet up, with something continuing on with the sandwiches etc continued down that path, letting the hands thing become more of an afterthought.
something along the lines of this
"cool, I like you in the kitchen. Looking pretty. Making me a sandwich. while I build shit"
Than a challenge like "Wait dunno if I can trust your cooking. Ok fine Im hungry"
IMO that's just what I noticed. I feel like the racist and the black guys thing didn't really help you toward getting a meet up at all
Fri, 09/28/2012 - 11:29
#4
Re: More Smurf Fucking
This is prime keep doing what you're doing with the fun interaction keep going.
Be like "Don't be falling asleep on my like that you little narco-klepto. Stealin' my dreams. You know I like watching you sleep."
Be like "Don't be falling asleep on my like that you little narco-klepto. Stealin' my dreams. You know I like watching you sleep."
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Sat, 09/29/2012 - 22:43
#5
Re: More Smurf Fucking
@Manwhore:
Ok I sent that...her response was:
"Is it because I look like an angel sleeping or bein a little devil stealing your dreams? Either way...I'm awesome and can totally fall asleep on my awesome couch ;-)"
Ok I sent that...her response was:
"Is it because I look like an angel sleeping or bein a little devil stealing your dreams? Either way...I'm awesome and can totally fall asleep on my awesome couch ;-)"
Sun, 09/30/2012 - 20:39
#6
Re: More Smurf Fucking
@rogan:
How'd you handle this. This was already handled just curious what ended up going down
How'd you handle this. This was already handled just curious what ended up going down
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
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