moroccan daddy long legs
snapchatted with her for a little. Hooked up with her in the past. This girl has a beautiful ass and legs. Want to bring home tonight
Girl: Guess who still has your number
Me - 8 mins later: I hope its not the crazy old woman who's following me lol
Girl - 1 min later: Oh man how'd you figure it out
Me - 4 mins later: Its second nature to me. Use your powers to stop her
Me- "send picture of superhero and says captn obvious to the rescue"
Ok a bold move in this situation has a very high chance of nailing it.
"Well this is a strange way of asking a guy to hang out, but ok fine."
Nice MW. I like that a lot.
Me: Well this is a strange way of asking a guy to hang out, but ok fine.
Girl - 2 mins later: You dont sound very excited to hang out
I'm fucking shaking in my Batman suit in excitement. Can you meet me close to here
that was hilarious
Girl - 1 min later: Close to where
should i be straight forward and close from here?
Call her and tell her to come over.
my two cents. I don't like playing the end game through text as it can become a logistical nightmare. Interested in what MW thinks in this scenario
Well yeah calling her would be the best scenario but you can tell he's fucking tense as fuck sticking a pin in his arm would send him flying into the ceiling. He'd CREAM himself. Get it?
You can even tell by how blaringly obvious it is that yes of course I'm meaning close to him, but he can't help but be blind to it.
Hey fucker. Yes I meant close to you what else do you think I meant?
Manwhore did you go for the bold meetup text because she was the one who opened the texting & is chasing us? Because of that you want to look for any opportunity to act as though shes invited YOU out. And thats importants cuz we dont want to fuck up the dynamic of her chasing us?
Yes that's one way of handling it for sure. And yes you want to respond to her chase dynamic correctly. But in this case I could literally just sense how hungry she was for a dick in her mouth. Like practically braille on my computer screen.
So what happened here?
Me: Yea come to mill basin
Girl - 7 mins later: Hey whats up, you called?
Me - 6 mins later: Yesterday. Too much crime stopping for you
Me - 5 mins later: It was a beautiful picture on how I enjoy your culture...it wasn't meant to be
Girl - 13 mins later: What a shame now Im curious
Me - 7 mins later: Ill save it when you come to the hood. Make sure to wear your kevlar vest
Girl - 15 mins later: Oh god I dont even wanna know why
Me - 22 mins later: Ill protect you. Just keep your composure until you get to me
Me - 53 mins later: Its fine I dont like your hair cut anyway
Girl: Im sorry Im a horrible texter
Me - 7 mins later: Beb youll learn sooner or later
Me: My legs are killing me. Its destroying my soul
Girl - 7 mins later: Why was it leg day
Me - 9 mins later: Every day is
Me: I need a movie to keep my mind off this
Girl - 2 mins later: Same
Girl: Did you see 22 jump street yet
Me - 6 mins later: Nah but of course I wanna see that jam
Girl - 7 mins later: Alright Im falling asleep right now so just text me tomorrow babe
Me - 3 mins later: Hah try not having me running in your dreams. The legs hurt
Girl - 1 min later: I really dont think you'd be running in my dreams haha anyways goodnight
So instead of going with the flow at the end and telling her something more endearing to match what she went with which was "sweet" of her you went with the cocky "push" response. You're being too cocky again holmes. So you basically punished her good behavior and of course she got a bit resentful. Up until that point your text convo rocked tho.
You could have gone with something really simple like "ok babe talk manana" and that would have done the job, kept the intimacy on track. Instead you flicked her in the nose. You could even have gone more endearing by giving her a pet name and then been cocky:
"yes boo promise me you'll get some actual sleep and not just dream of me endlessly"
damn youre so right MW i had a feeling something was wrong when i wrote that. I probably was thinking at that moment "damn but i want sex now"
Me: Ayy beb whatchu up to
Girl: On my way to beach you?
Me - 3 mins later: Going to rob an ice cream truck. Come get free ice cream
Girl - 2 mins later: As long as you rob some sprinkles for me too
Me - 2 mins later: Only if you play the decoy boo
Girl - 3 mins later: I'll do what whatever you need me to do
Me - 5 mins later: So here's the deal. We will meet up after im done working tn
Can anyone tell me what went wrong here. I feel as though I moved fast
Girl: What ya up to
Me - 4 mins later: Im eating Moroccan food without my moroccan
Me: You beb
Girl - 1 min later: How could you
Me - 10 mins later: I did it in spirit of you. Ill save you leftovers :p
Girl - 1 hr 13 mins later: All taking pictures of your food, such girls
Me - 17 mins later: Boo its ok that you're hungry too. Save it for when you see me
Girl - 1 hr 13 mins later: What nationality are you
Me - 11 hrs 2 mins later: Whats good sugabutt
Girl - 1 hr 43 mins later: Just woke up wbu boo
Me - 14 mins later: Lmaoo
Me: Just ate for the first time in a year
Me - 1 hr 44 mins later: I just saw you on cartoon network
Girl - 2 hrs 30 mins later: Thats a first
Girl - 2 hrs 46 mins later: I dont know if i should take that as a compliment
Me - 43 mins later: Its an honor. Strawberry shortcake is a g
Me: You kill niggas for a living
Girl: You already know
Me - 1 min later: What are you getting your dirty paws into tomorrow
Girl - 1 min later: Well I wanted to go out tomorrow night
Me - 4 mins later: Saturday sounds good. Just dont get into to much trouble before then
Girl: I'll try
Girl: What are we doing saturday
Me - 3 mins later: I've been meaning to go to this pool hall recently. Lets go ruin their rep
Girl - 1 hr 11 mins later: Sounds like a plan
Me - 19 mins later: I just ate as much as two of you. I feel like bubble boy
Girl - 28 mins later: You are a bubble boy
Girl: Youve just been spoiling yourself
Me - 39 mins later: Beb sometimes you gotta. What did Obama do when he became president
Girl: Just like every other president
Me - 4 mins later: Exactly. You get a medal in american history
Girl - 44 mins later: I should get a medal in everything
Me - 43 mins later: Pump the brakes speed racer. Save it for when I kick your ass in pool
Girl - 11 hrs 40 mins later: You probably will kick my ass
Me - 14 mins later: You have to at least put up a fight
Girl: Oh I always do
Me - 2 mins later: Ugh im so exhausted. I barely have a soul right now
Girl - 7 mins later: Lol why
Me - 6 mins later: No sleep. I feel a little downsy
Girl - 4 mins later: So what do you do atl hours of the night
Me - 8 mins later: There was a unicorn fight in the backyard making too much noise
Girl - 1 hr 47 mins later: I wanna see a unicorn fight
Me - 2 hrs 14 mins later: They have them in my backyard every thursday and saturday
What are your guys thoughts on my texting
Girl: What are you up to tonight
Don't you have a pool date with this chick? Handle it
Your texting is fine this girl is absolutely cooked. Take her out to pool have a couple drinks then head back to your spot. This is already done
When you're as awesome as me. You don't need a pool table at your date spot.
Deer Hunter is more my style
They get too intimidated to play Deer Hunter with me
Yeah I had the same issue at first.
its just a phase, it's normal.
Lol