Mortal Kombat Girl
Met this girl on a train ride home. We work in the same hospital, but vastly different departments. Convo was good. Here’s the texting.
Me:Yo, it was a fun train ride. Glad I didn’t see your extra arms.
Her: Haha, yes. Keep cool and we won’t have to bring Goro into this.
Me: Pssh, I’ll be bringing the heat ;)
Me: If Goro coms I’ll subzero him an animality his ass
Me: Now time for breakfast…
Later that day
Me: Yo, you celebrating pride today?
Her: Unfortunately not. I’m due at a friend’s goodbye party party in the East Bay.
Me: Ha. Don’t sound so excited.
Me: I’m just hoping my buddies don’t flake, but I get that feeling…
Her: That did look very unenthusiastic in text =P. Hope your friends don’t flake! That shit sucks.
Me: Yeah espec when you’re 3 weeks new to a city
Her: Unfortunately they say that’s a common occurrence in this area
Me: Haha, just showed up at pride, to find out it’s over. Clearly the master of timing, lol.
Me: Fortunately one of my friends came through and fun was had.
Me: How was your fiesta?
Her: It was good! Sorry for the late reply. I don’t text much. Glad you were able to still see some friends Saturday.
Me: Yeah, np. What are you up to today after work?
Her: We have a coworker who is leaving this week, so we’re doing an outing with her.
(Got busy with some work bullshit, so didn’t text back)
Me: was gonna txt back but shit came up
Me: was gonna see if you wanted to get destroyed at mortal kombat and pool, but this will have to wait
Me: Depends on if you get lost taking the tube.
Her: How? Your favorite character is Subzero.
Her: I will try not to get lost! Thank you.
Next Day(she’s already left for London for the next week or so at this point)
Me: No worries, my shear iciness will break you into submission
One week later(thought she returned from her trip)
Me: Yo, you better have been rooting for the right team. Otherwise, things are about to hit subzero temp
Few days later
Me: I’m so over this traffic thing. Soon they’ll be building freeways for me.
Her: Hehe, you got some Dr. Evil plans or something?
Me: Was gonna rob ghiradelli tnt or tmrw, but need a worthy accomplice.
Me: Can you handle that?
Her: lol… well, not tnt unfortunately. I’m already in the east bay, but possibly tmrw. Can I let you know once I figure out my work schedule tmrw?
Me: Sure, let me know.
Later that day
Me: Pigeon just came and stole my food. Never wanted to kill an animal so badly.
Her: Don’t hold it against him, he has no money to buy his own food.
Her: It looks like my work schedule is quite dense this week. I know you are here for a limited time but I’m under pressure for a manuscript. I hope other friends are free to rob ice cream sundaes w you.
[wasn’t sure how to respond, tried to not sound butthurt, yet make her wish she had the time]
Me: Sure, but now the victory spoils of mikes hard and sundaes will be shared w my pet hamster at home next week
Me: Enjoy paper writing
Don’t know if there is anyway to inspire a meetup, it could just be a logistical thing. However, in general I don’t really feel I inspire girls to meetup like bateman or Buddha( I’d love to get to their level) It feels like all the stars have to lineup just to get a meetup.
Start calling girls and leaving voice mails/talking on the phone. Yes it's apparent you're not hitting strong enough to inspire a meetup. Calling her will have the desired punch. Lol