This is the most fun I've had in a text convo since like 8th grade: Digging out of a hole and flipping the script... FOR FUN
So I pulled this girl on Friday and got tons of LMR and ended up getting her shirt and bra off but that was about it- I was a huge dick to her and pretty aggressive.... now watch as this conversation unfolds
Oh and no there is no point to this- honestly, unless I can flip it so thouroughly that she is blatently chasing me for sex, I prob won't meetup with her
Me: Hey beb, hope your big day went well ; ) - (She had interviews)
Me: If I were an employer I would never hire you. So be thankful they aren't me
Her: It went really well. How come you're so sarcastic
Me: Oh I was serious
Me: I wouldn't hire you
Me: It'd be weird to like someone who worked for me so I just wouldn't put myself in that position
Her: haha
Me: The last two texts were unrelated though. I wouldn't hire you becuase your a woman
Me: But I would get some groceries with you and let you cook me an amazing dinner in sexy heals. That's hawt
Her: I'm not sure your humor and I mix well
Me: haha Shh I'm excited for Monday
Her: I'm having second thoughts
Me: YOu have every right to be having second thoughts
Her: Yup. Sorry
Me: Its okay Haha I won't be a huge dick
Her: I had a lot of fun the other day and it was nice meeting you, but I'm afraid I really am having second thoughts
Me: That's okay
Me: Its normal
Her: Best of luck for whatever it is you are looking for
Me: I had a lot of fun and I like you. I want to see you again
Me: Not sure where your insecurity is coming from. I told you what I'm looking for.
Her: And what's that
Me: Well I like you. So hanging out with you would prob be a great start
Her: I'm sorry darlin
Me: ?
Me: What's your hesitation
Her: Going with my gut
Me: Let's talk
Her: Nothin to say I know you are just going to say something rude and sarcastic
Me: I understand why you'd think that but I'm not going to
Her: I had fun the other night. I will have a lovely sunset memory from Friday and I thank you for that
Me: You had fun with me. So what's to say that won't happen again
Me: Despite it all you actually had a good time. So fuck it
Her: I'm sorry darlin
Me: No worries. I thought you liked me
Her: I do. But I don't think I can handle your humor and sarcastic nature
Me: That's why I wanted to talk to you for 5 minutes. I just want to explain something. I won't hurt you I promise. After 5 minutes you can hang up
Her: Explain what exactly?
Me: Let's meetup and talk about it
Her: I'll have to think, alright?
Me: ?
Her: I also just got invited to the jersey shore and may take my friend up on the invite
Her: I'm still just hesitant to hang out again
Me: Yeah that's okay
Me: I wouldn't want to get hurt either. Prob part of the reason I was acting like such a dick despite being a softy at heart haha
Her: Well I'd prefer to hang in public
Me: Yeah, of course. I actually didn't want to be alone in private with you again for a little bit. Just wanted to take it a lil slower if that's okay
Her: Why do you feel that way?
Her: ?
Woh - that's a TON but the end result is that somehow the conversation has taken a MASSIVE shift and I now have something to grab onto and flip this sucker.... I'm sure manwhore // anyone with better frame control skills would have done this in one or two texts but this is so fun haha
Niceguy card for the win on her insecurirty. Good shit recognizing where she was at and what she NEEDED to hear.
Yeah, I mean what's crazy is that I pounded her so relentlessly when we met that I had to give her that entire text exchange of "niceguy" bullshit, just to get to a point where I found something I could grab onto at the end there.
I'm out of practice with this stuff though, so we'll see
I mean totally honestly (and yes I understand that sometimes we just like to say fucked up stuff in text messages because we actually think it's funny), I feel a few of your texts, especially in the beginning, were really hardhitting and a bit unfair to her. I think something about her bothers you and you're much more interested at this point in subcommunicating to her that you wouldn't fuck her unless she begged for it. That's why you're so purposely being mean I think. Does she work for a competing company in new york
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Nah dude, nothin really bothers me about her, in fact I'm much more bothered by the stuck up cunt who won't budge even a little to meetup with me, despite me having a meeting the same night she wants to meet up.
I just was totally miscalibrated with those initial couple texts
But yeah, I see your point and completely agree- like even for what I"m trying to do- those initial texts were WAY too hard-hitting and were not calibrated correctly which is why I got such a full "Stop" from her. I went over the line in an aggressive way that just seemed sarcastic and dick (which actually isn't what I'm going for)- I was going more for just completely devalidating her but if you come across as a sarcastic dick then it aint gonna work too well and they just get indignit