My first good POF conversation
Me: Let's get married. And start a band. You play banjo and sing. I'll play guitar and jewish harp :))
Her: Okie dokie! I DO. There. I said the big vow! And it was good. PS. I'm Alyssa ... Mrs. Alyssa Rene ---- whatever your last name is. Now let us get to fiddlin'!
Me: HAHA! It was such a beautiful wedding. Yup you're Mrs. Alyssa Rene Dova now. Wife to Mr. Ben Dova. Are the babies gonna have your hair? I hope so LOL!
Me: PS. We're going to McDonald's for our honeymoon... We'll prolly get kicked out for all the sex on the tables though
Her: Ok my lovely husband, I love hot, naughty "public" sex, but there are health codes we must attain to... (My mom is a public health nurse for our beloved countries' CDC)
Me: Youre bringing your mom on the honeymoon? ooh you're kinky.
Kinda surprised at how well this is going. Should I go straight for the phone # now or should I let this vibe play on?
I'm not 'the authority' on texting around here but I'd say meetup.. I'd also suggest toning down the sexuality as you transition from this fantasy you've created into a real life meetup so she doesn't freak out
That's what I'm thinking, but also wondering SHOULD I transition and show more real person, or just hit her for the number.
Mostly I'm just like Fucken A! This POF thing is actually working. Totally didn't expect it to bring in anything but fancy fatties.
Oh well. I couldn't wait. Just pulled the trigger.
Her: Ugh no way
Me: LOL. That was hilarious! You're such a good sport. This POF thing is a little too nerdy for me. Shoot me a text ###. Just promise not to stalk me.
How'd it go
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She texted. Got the digits! I'm having pretty good luck initiating with something like, "Let's get married..." and then something cheeky about something from their profiles.
Manwhore, thanks for the kickass advice btw! You rock.
I'll post up the text convo too, as it comes in.
What the eff? This is the WIEERRRRDEST shit I've ever seen.
Her: Hello hubby
Me: Hey dear. My name's Infinity btw. Watcha got going on?
(dead air)
Me: (next night) just to warn you, I'm a very high maintenance husband. I need massages every night or we get divorced
Her: Okie dokie... But, um who is this?
Me: This is Robert Deniro. We hooked up last night. Don't you remember? ...jk it's infinity. Whats up?
(no answer)
Me: This is Alyssa right? Or are you just some random person txting me to mess with me lol?
Her: Yes this is Alyssa haha
(I'm sketched out right now)
Me: Oh really? What did we talk about last night?
Her: I wasn't aware we were
(fail)
Me: I mean YOU texted ME. Last night lol. You're a banjo player and you said your mom works as a nurse for the CDC.
Her: I'm lost
Me: Ur shit
Me: Just in case this is some weird case of ID theft, you should check out pof.com USERNAME. If it's not, I feel really sorry for u
We didn't even get to have that honeymoon... tell your mother I'm sorry.
Friggin AJ... HAHAHA! That's so cheeky.