My fuckbuddy acted up - I gave her the manwhore treatment #winning (Lesson learned from AMOG video)

So this is a girl who I've been seeing for bout a month now and she's been on her best behavior for a while. That changed tonight. 

We met up - not to have sex, just for me to grab a drink with her before I hit the gym, after work. 

(Background info on the situation):

I stole one of her hats from her room the fifrst time I fucked her and it's now one of my favorite hats. I wore it tonight. 

She has this giant white bag and she goes, "I'ma let you keep that hat, but I'm going to need you to put it in my bag and hold my bag while I go meet up with my sister"

1. This is a SUPER weird situation to begin with - like it's basically as weird as I'm describing it.

Anyway- how did I respond?

I literalyl sat there, stared in front of me, without looking at her got up, and without looking at her go, "I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW"

IMMEDIATELY - she grabs my arm pulls me in to kiss her and she goes, "I was kidding I was kidding, I was just seeing if you would do it"

And then I go, "Who the FUCK do you think I am" and then look around me and am just like, "I CANNOT BELIEVVVVVEEEE THIS"

Needless to say- after that, she shut the fuck up and behaved.

Never done that shit before Manwhore - ABSOLUTELY gonna make it a part of my standard arsenal. So money.