Name Withheld To Protect The Innocent
"I then went full retard and began hitting on a girl who was obviously checking me out. This proved to be completely wrong, not about her interest, but about the fact it was a her… Yeah I hit on a fucking tranny for like 10 full minutes before she or he, whatever, told me straight up. I just said “ok I’m not down, sorry” and then immediately walked away outside and stared at the wall for like 5min while I re-evaluated every decision I’ve ever made. When I was done I shook it off and then walked to beauty bar."
LOL
Things could've been a lot worse though, if he brought her/him home and was greeted by an unpleasant surprise.
HAHAHA! I met this guy who's been in the army for 16 years and he was telling stories about being in Korea and tricking one of his army bros into letting a tranny hand-feed him skittles in the bar. Couldn've been much much worse.