Need help with text game
Tue, 11/06/2012 - 01:41
I have a friend she was jus like are u single and I said yah and them she said I wanna set you up with a friend so I was like sure then she gave me the friend's number but then tha friend texted me before I sent her a text..I'm uploading the text convo now so you guys can help me on how to move things forward
Her : Hi.
Me : Hi..was talking to your friend and she thinks we gonna fall in love..<3
Her :LOOOL, She's funny isn't she?
Me :She has her times..She said u are a cute little thing but idk If I can trust her.. You're not a serial killer or a physcopath right? actually that be pre hot..
Her :LOL, no don't trust her I'm not a cute "little thing" cause I'm not 5 or a pet. Sorry to disappoint but no not a serial killer yet
Me :Haha do u trust her?..and hmm well wen u do become a serial killer jus remember I sleep wit one eye open so if u try anyting i'll be watchin ;)
Her :It depends on what she's doing, & you do that but if I was a serial killer and I wanted you dead ... You'd be dead already ;)
Me :I take it in this case u trust her opinion of me and lol i don't know if I should be scared or impressed by that
Her:She didn't really give me much just "cutie & black" so... Meh.
Me :"Cute" ah ah..I'm hardcore lol...I didn't even get your full name how I'm I supposed to facebook stalk you ;)
Her :Lol,You wouldn't get my Facebook even if I gave you my full name, so your loss & how do you know I'm not a 80yr old with no teeth ?
Me :Hey don't take a piss at 80yr olds with no teeth some of them r pretty cool..besides if u r one of them..then I'm honoured to know an 80yr old with future prospects of being a serial killer haha
Her :80 or not you should be honoured to know me
Me :Hmm why
Her :'Cause je suis awesome
Me :French ha!....bravo..So wat the three most awesome things about you
Her :Jheez you're like a Facebook info page "what childhood books did you read?" "what music do you like?".
What makes you 'hardcore'?
Me :Too many questions..all of which I answered on ma Facebook page
Her : Hi.
Me : Hi..was talking to your friend and she thinks we gonna fall in love..<3
Her :LOOOL, She's funny isn't she?
Me :She has her times..She said u are a cute little thing but idk If I can trust her.. You're not a serial killer or a physcopath right? actually that be pre hot..
Her :LOL, no don't trust her I'm not a cute "little thing" cause I'm not 5 or a pet. Sorry to disappoint but no not a serial killer yet
Me :Haha do u trust her?..and hmm well wen u do become a serial killer jus remember I sleep wit one eye open so if u try anyting i'll be watchin ;)
Her :It depends on what she's doing, & you do that but if I was a serial killer and I wanted you dead ... You'd be dead already ;)
Me :I take it in this case u trust her opinion of me and lol i don't know if I should be scared or impressed by that
Her:She didn't really give me much just "cutie & black" so... Meh.
Me :"Cute" ah ah..I'm hardcore lol...I didn't even get your full name how I'm I supposed to facebook stalk you ;)
Her :Lol,You wouldn't get my Facebook even if I gave you my full name, so your loss & how do you know I'm not a 80yr old with no teeth ?
Me :Hey don't take a piss at 80yr olds with no teeth some of them r pretty cool..besides if u r one of them..then I'm honoured to know an 80yr old with future prospects of being a serial killer haha
Her :80 or not you should be honoured to know me
Me :Hmm why
Her :'Cause je suis awesome
Me :French ha!....bravo..So wat the three most awesome things about you
Her :Jheez you're like a Facebook info page "what childhood books did you read?" "what music do you like?".
What makes you 'hardcore'?
Me :Too many questions..all of which I answered on ma Facebook page
Tue, 11/06/2012 - 01:45
#1
Re: Need help with text game
This is the continuation
Me :Too many questions..all of which I answered on ma Facebook page
Me :Too many questions..all of which I answered on ma Facebook page
Tue, 11/06/2012 - 01:48
#2
Re: Need help with text game
This is the continuation
Me :Too many questions..all of which I answered on ma Facebook page
Me :Too many questions..all of which I answered on ma Facebook page
Tue, 11/06/2012 - 02:06
#3
Re: Need help with text game
@Hank:
This girl is pwning you. You need to establish a more boss frame and stop laughing when she sticks her dick in your butt.
This girl is pwning you. You need to establish a more boss frame and stop laughing when she sticks her dick in your butt.
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Tue, 11/06/2012 - 02:06
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Re: Need help with text game
@Hank:
You're essentially rewarding bad behavior when you do that.
You're essentially rewarding bad behavior when you do that.
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Tue, 11/06/2012 - 02:48
#5
Re: Need help with text game
Damn I jus went over the text Convo again and I realise what you are talking abou...she's behaving bad and I'm letting her know that I'll accept that sort of behaviour...I alaways fail to realise that this kind thing is happening until someone points is out to me..
Thanks for the advice
Thanks for the advice
Fri, 11/09/2012 - 00:08
#6
Re: Need help with text game
After manwhore gave me the advise to establish a more boss frame I tried and this is where I am now..any guy with experience on text game help me out...
Me: Lol touché and ofcoz I'm black....wha u doing up shouldnt u be in bed dreaming of castles and ponies :P
Her: Haha how do I know you're black ? You could be white... What was you doing up ? Were you wanking whilst watching porn?
Me: When u see me you'll know..and pffftt I wish it was porn..I had no Internet so i had to use my very imaginative brain power....were u up all night rubbing your bean to the pictures of your death victims?
Her: When I see you ? I'll hold you to that.. I was not up all night I like my bed and sleeping & I don't take pictures of my victims if I'm searched how do I deny the evidence?
Me: Seen...whats your name
Her: *******, yours
Me: Call me hank, wuu2
Her: Hank..Im guessing that's not your actual name & Im watching Csi you?
Me:Jus started ma gansta job...man is gotta paper chase yanoe..and CSI ha..do u watch that often
Her: Yup, I love Csi.
Me: Cool.. I dont really like crime dramas I'm more of a comedy person...used to like 2and a half man until they took Charlie sheen off
Her: Looovvvvvveeeeee two and a half men, me and my brother would sing the theme tune when it came on (ssshhhh don't tell no one; I watch csi I can kill without a trace;))
Me: Haha tha thot of u singing 2& a half man theme song is hilarious...and great you can be my partner in crime. We'll rob a bank with water pistols. If you skills are on par you can also be the get-away driver, can you handle that
Her: Can I Handle that ? Please people only started robbing banks after I made it a trend.
Me:Gud gal..What are your skillsets.I prefer a beautiful girl who has an unforgiving lifestyle of fun, spontaneity and missionary sex, while simaletaneously being able to mantain the calm, reserved nature of a platypus in heat
Her: LOOOL, someone broke the dictionary/thesaurus out. And I'm afraid I don't meet your quota, beautiful [tick], lifestyle of fun [tick] calm and reserve psssh I wish and of all the animals to choose from...platypus ? Are you aware they lay eggs ?
Me: Are you aware you've got eggs?...."thesaurus"..hell no, I'm too mainstream for dat...it's google muthafucka :P...I'm glad you got those ticks but im sure with a lil spanking we will get a tick on the calm and reserve nature as well ;)
Her: Ha, you'd have to catch me first
Me: You won't be able to handle it once I catch you
Her: Hmmm...you'd think that but...no.
Me :No 'buts'...describe yourself with one word
Her: ... Such a difficult one ... So many adjectives ...hmmmmmmmmm
How about ... Black, descriptive enough for you ?
Me: Nuh try again..if its a word I like i'll give u candy..but if it's not then.....
Her: then?
Me: Then I'll tie u down to a table and........
Her: and?
Me: And eat your favourite sandwich while u watch me :P...what's your schedule like for the next three days
Her: Haha, Stressful and busy
Me: Ahh drop the busy, lower the stress and come do something fun and awesome wit me...I promise I'll be tha provider of tha gud emotions ;)
Her: I can't, I have things planned and things to plan & people to call, places to check out, I've got no time,sorry, timing atm is not great...
Me: Don't sweat it pumpkin..I'll be out wif ma boys still...I've got planes to catch..balloons to pop and spaceships to fly ;)
Me: Lol touché and ofcoz I'm black....wha u doing up shouldnt u be in bed dreaming of castles and ponies :P
Her: Haha how do I know you're black ? You could be white... What was you doing up ? Were you wanking whilst watching porn?
Me: When u see me you'll know..and pffftt I wish it was porn..I had no Internet so i had to use my very imaginative brain power....were u up all night rubbing your bean to the pictures of your death victims?
Her: When I see you ? I'll hold you to that.. I was not up all night I like my bed and sleeping & I don't take pictures of my victims if I'm searched how do I deny the evidence?
Me: Seen...whats your name
Her: *******, yours
Me: Call me hank, wuu2
Her: Hank..Im guessing that's not your actual name & Im watching Csi you?
Me:Jus started ma gansta job...man is gotta paper chase yanoe..and CSI ha..do u watch that often
Her: Yup, I love Csi.
Me: Cool.. I dont really like crime dramas I'm more of a comedy person...used to like 2and a half man until they took Charlie sheen off
Her: Looovvvvvveeeeee two and a half men, me and my brother would sing the theme tune when it came on (ssshhhh don't tell no one; I watch csi I can kill without a trace;))
Me: Haha tha thot of u singing 2& a half man theme song is hilarious...and great you can be my partner in crime. We'll rob a bank with water pistols. If you skills are on par you can also be the get-away driver, can you handle that
Her: Can I Handle that ? Please people only started robbing banks after I made it a trend.
Me:Gud gal..What are your skillsets.I prefer a beautiful girl who has an unforgiving lifestyle of fun, spontaneity and missionary sex, while simaletaneously being able to mantain the calm, reserved nature of a platypus in heat
Her: LOOOL, someone broke the dictionary/thesaurus out. And I'm afraid I don't meet your quota, beautiful [tick], lifestyle of fun [tick] calm and reserve psssh I wish and of all the animals to choose from...platypus ? Are you aware they lay eggs ?
Me: Are you aware you've got eggs?...."thesaurus"..hell no, I'm too mainstream for dat...it's google muthafucka :P...I'm glad you got those ticks but im sure with a lil spanking we will get a tick on the calm and reserve nature as well ;)
Her: Ha, you'd have to catch me first
Me: You won't be able to handle it once I catch you
Her: Hmmm...you'd think that but...no.
Me :No 'buts'...describe yourself with one word
Her: ... Such a difficult one ... So many adjectives ...hmmmmmmmmm
How about ... Black, descriptive enough for you ?
Me: Nuh try again..if its a word I like i'll give u candy..but if it's not then.....
Her: then?
Me: Then I'll tie u down to a table and........
Her: and?
Me: And eat your favourite sandwich while u watch me :P...what's your schedule like for the next three days
Her: Haha, Stressful and busy
Me: Ahh drop the busy, lower the stress and come do something fun and awesome wit me...I promise I'll be tha provider of tha gud emotions ;)
Her: I can't, I have things planned and things to plan & people to call, places to check out, I've got no time,sorry, timing atm is not great...
Me: Don't sweat it pumpkin..I'll be out wif ma boys still...I've got planes to catch..balloons to pop and spaceships to fly ;)
Fri, 11/09/2012 - 04:03
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Re: Need help with text game
@Hank:
Man, this girl is shoving two dildos up your ass. Where is this girl from anyways? It sounds like you haven't met. Is she an online girl that has no pics up? I picture this girl as a huge 5 who thinks shes a 10.
The key here is to STOP playfully accepting her bratty behavior. You'll notice every time she acts like a total bitch you comply and laugh it off. It communicates a couple things that are hurting you here:
1) You want it too bad. Scarcity mind set.
2) You have no boundaries / standards. This is big because generally if a girl is going to sleep with you she wants to know you won't just sleep with any hoe.
Anyways here's a convo of me texting some girl. I called this girl a couple times and had some texting beforehand but no luck in getting her out. She kept getting off topic when I wanted to meet her. To resolve this I pushed HARD but didn't really care at the same time. A couple things I relay here:
1) My time is valuable
2) If she doesn't want to meet again we have no purpose to continue texting. She's lost her chance to meet me again.
Me: Dork. Let's go. <---Obviously the greatest opener.
Her: I'm not a dork! <--1 minute
Me: Icecream this week or bust <--Fuck it?
Her: Or bust? It's a little chilly for ice cream don't cha think? <-- 1 min
Me: Either that or drinks /skittles. W/e or bust <--- Lol, not sure why I kept saying bust.
Me: Bustttttt <---20 minutes
Her: Hahaha I have midterms silly! Not a lot of free time
Me: Cut the shit <--10 minutes
Her: I will not do that <--20 minutes
Me: *Picture of for big mistakes eraser* <--1 hour later. I stopped caring at this point
Her: Hahaha the best eraser ever
Me: Irrelevant. What day are you free.
Her: I have three midterms coming up. So not until next week.
Anyways I ended up meeting this girl for glorious times. In your case shes flat out insulting you. Push to make something happen and stop accepting her garbage.
Btw I love the way your texts flow. If you stick at this you'll get awesome.
Man, this girl is shoving two dildos up your ass. Where is this girl from anyways? It sounds like you haven't met. Is she an online girl that has no pics up? I picture this girl as a huge 5 who thinks shes a 10.
The key here is to STOP playfully accepting her bratty behavior. You'll notice every time she acts like a total bitch you comply and laugh it off. It communicates a couple things that are hurting you here:
1) You want it too bad. Scarcity mind set.
2) You have no boundaries / standards. This is big because generally if a girl is going to sleep with you she wants to know you won't just sleep with any hoe.
Anyways here's a convo of me texting some girl. I called this girl a couple times and had some texting beforehand but no luck in getting her out. She kept getting off topic when I wanted to meet her. To resolve this I pushed HARD but didn't really care at the same time. A couple things I relay here:
1) My time is valuable
2) If she doesn't want to meet again we have no purpose to continue texting. She's lost her chance to meet me again.
Me: Dork. Let's go. <---Obviously the greatest opener.
Her: I'm not a dork! <--1 minute
Me: Icecream this week or bust <--Fuck it?
Her: Or bust? It's a little chilly for ice cream don't cha think? <-- 1 min
Me: Either that or drinks /skittles. W/e or bust <--- Lol, not sure why I kept saying bust.
Me: Bustttttt <---20 minutes
Her: Hahaha I have midterms silly! Not a lot of free time
Me: Cut the shit <--10 minutes
Her: I will not do that <--20 minutes
Me: *Picture of for big mistakes eraser* <--1 hour later. I stopped caring at this point
Her: Hahaha the best eraser ever
Me: Irrelevant. What day are you free.
Her: I have three midterms coming up. So not until next week.
Anyways I ended up meeting this girl for glorious times. In your case shes flat out insulting you. Push to make something happen and stop accepting her garbage.
Btw I love the way your texts flow. If you stick at this you'll get awesome.
Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:27
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Re: Need help with text game
@Steve
Thanks for the advice man. I think it all roots down from my mindset, which is the scarcity mindset.. I WILL have a mindset of abundance with time..
And this girl is like 16/17 yrs old and I'm 18..I got her number from her friend who offered to set me up with her .I've never seen her before in person but the friend sent me a pic of her and she's like a 7.5.
Thanks for the advice man. I think it all roots down from my mindset, which is the scarcity mindset.. I WILL have a mindset of abundance with time..
And this girl is like 16/17 yrs old and I'm 18..I got her number from her friend who offered to set me up with her .I've never seen her before in person but the friend sent me a pic of her and she's like a 7.5.
Sat, 11/10/2012 - 02:46
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Re: Need help with text game
@Hank:
Lol she's only 16? Do this. Tell your friend that you really appreciate the setup but she didn't meet your standards and don't text her back. Be nice about this to your friend. That's cool as hell to set you up. I bet she chases. :D This probably will NOT get you laid but it might show you what it's like to have her chasing you.
Or
You can try what I said before and be really dominant about the meetup. Either that or keep being her lil validation monkey. ;p
Cheers,
Steve
Lol she's only 16? Do this. Tell your friend that you really appreciate the setup but she didn't meet your standards and don't text her back. Be nice about this to your friend. That's cool as hell to set you up. I bet she chases. :D This probably will NOT get you laid but it might show you what it's like to have her chasing you.
Or
You can try what I said before and be really dominant about the meetup. Either that or keep being her lil validation monkey. ;p
Cheers,
Steve
Mon, 11/12/2012 - 02:26
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Re: Need help with text game
@Steve:
I went with the first one..and my friend was like 'what standards'..I told her we've had that converstion before becoz a while back she asked me why I don't have a girl friend..and I was like Im picky..and told her wat kind of girls I like....So I jus told her to go back to her old texts if she wanted a reminder of wat my standards are. And that was the end of that convo thread between me and my friend..so I'm jus gonna leave the gal for now and see if she texts me or not..
I went with the first one..and my friend was like 'what standards'..I told her we've had that converstion before becoz a while back she asked me why I don't have a girl friend..and I was like Im picky..and told her wat kind of girls I like....So I jus told her to go back to her old texts if she wanted a reminder of wat my standards are. And that was the end of that convo thread between me and my friend..so I'm jus gonna leave the gal for now and see if she texts me or not..
Wed, 11/14/2012 - 00:56
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Re: Need help with text game
This gal added me on facebook..I know one of her friends whine she goes same church with..this is the Convo we've had so far
Me: Ndaipi yakho
Eta zikhipani
Heyya. ( the first two lines mean hi in my first language)
Her: Sorry I can't read Shona ( Shona is the name of my first language)
Me: I put two languages coz I didnt know which one u can read...and no worries I'll teach u how to read shona (£100 per hour)..then u can turn that frown upside down.
Her: loooool I can read basic shona so no thanks on the lesson..I'm always smiling me
Me: I thot saying "ndaipi yakho" is basic shona...and smiling is gud..they say it takes more muscles to frown than to smile
Her: loooool I understand it you said hey how are you /doing loooool see I'm a clever girl ;p ..are you sure about that
Me :Ahh that's gud if u get tha basics....and yah I'm sure besides..smiling is better than frowning
Her: psh shona yagu yaka penga ( that just means "my Shona is awesome") ;p imma try smile all the time then
Me: Haha it's 'yangu' not 'yagu' ...and I'm glad u gonna start smiling all da time, but I hope u got a gud smile otherwise u might scare pple away
Her: psh this isn't a shona lesson you know leave me alone ...I have the prettiest smile Eva!
Me: Someone has gotta put u on da straight path..and I'm sure u do but I can't be really sure until i see for my self
Her: pshhh alowe me yea it was okay cause you knew what I ment ...you'll have take my word for it
Me: It's cool dork..we all make mistakes ..and I guess your word is all I hve for now
Her: loooool I'm not a dork! GEEK and I was just testing ya to see if you really knew shona well done you passed... my word is all you need! ;p
Me: Ohh u r a geek..that's even more adorable ..I'm glad I pass, wat do I get as my reward? coz I worked so hard to pass
Her: oh much daise man stop twisting my words your the geek... you get sadza (this is some food) ;P you welcome ^.^
Me :Wat!..twisting word!..me!...never! ...and whoo u can cook sadza
Her: yes you. its not nice ...yea boii!
Me: Aww gud gal..I'm almost impressed..sadza is nasty I'm not a fan..
Her: ikr im the best gal...what do you mean almost? .. psh it's tasty the way it just slides down your throat no need for chewing
Me :Best? Well that depends...and lol u love it coz theres no chewing involved! U lazy gal
Her : yes best... depends on what ..loooool I'm joking it's nasty it's to slimy like you :L
That's the last of it....wat are your thoughts guys
Me: Ndaipi yakho
Eta zikhipani
Heyya. ( the first two lines mean hi in my first language)
Her: Sorry I can't read Shona ( Shona is the name of my first language)
Me: I put two languages coz I didnt know which one u can read...and no worries I'll teach u how to read shona (£100 per hour)..then u can turn that frown upside down.
Her: loooool I can read basic shona so no thanks on the lesson..I'm always smiling me
Me: I thot saying "ndaipi yakho" is basic shona...and smiling is gud..they say it takes more muscles to frown than to smile
Her: loooool I understand it you said hey how are you /doing loooool see I'm a clever girl ;p ..are you sure about that
Me :Ahh that's gud if u get tha basics....and yah I'm sure besides..smiling is better than frowning
Her: psh shona yagu yaka penga ( that just means "my Shona is awesome") ;p imma try smile all the time then
Me: Haha it's 'yangu' not 'yagu' ...and I'm glad u gonna start smiling all da time, but I hope u got a gud smile otherwise u might scare pple away
Her: psh this isn't a shona lesson you know leave me alone ...I have the prettiest smile Eva!
Me: Someone has gotta put u on da straight path..and I'm sure u do but I can't be really sure until i see for my self
Her: pshhh alowe me yea it was okay cause you knew what I ment ...you'll have take my word for it
Me: It's cool dork..we all make mistakes ..and I guess your word is all I hve for now
Her: loooool I'm not a dork! GEEK and I was just testing ya to see if you really knew shona well done you passed... my word is all you need! ;p
Me: Ohh u r a geek..that's even more adorable ..I'm glad I pass, wat do I get as my reward? coz I worked so hard to pass
Her: oh much daise man stop twisting my words your the geek... you get sadza (this is some food) ;P you welcome ^.^
Me :Wat!..twisting word!..me!...never! ...and whoo u can cook sadza
Her: yes you. its not nice ...yea boii!
Me: Aww gud gal..I'm almost impressed..sadza is nasty I'm not a fan..
Her: ikr im the best gal...what do you mean almost? .. psh it's tasty the way it just slides down your throat no need for chewing
Me :Best? Well that depends...and lol u love it coz theres no chewing involved! U lazy gal
Her : yes best... depends on what ..loooool I'm joking it's nasty it's to slimy like you :L
That's the last of it....wat are your thoughts guys
Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:37
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Re: Need help with text game
More pwnage. These girls love rocking you with dildos.
I mean.. damn.
When they make insinuations about things sliding down your throat you got to stop being "smiley" about it and cheerful. Be like.. bitch only girls do that.
You've got to realize that you might think you're being agreeable and continuing the conversation, but it's actually making you look HORRIBLE, and girls are willing to do this if they're getting a kick out of it.
I mean.. damn.
When they make insinuations about things sliding down your throat you got to stop being "smiley" about it and cheerful. Be like.. bitch only girls do that.
You've got to realize that you might think you're being agreeable and continuing the conversation, but it's actually making you look HORRIBLE, and girls are willing to do this if they're getting a kick out of it.
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Thu, 11/15/2012 - 21:56
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Re: Need help with text game
@Anyone
Okay I realise I'm making the same mistake wen txting these girls....I'm letting them feed me dildos. Now I have been asking myself WHY I'm LETTING that happend even after Steve and Manwhore's advice on the first txt convo..correct me if I'm wrong but I think this is all because my inner game is messed up. Basically I have no sense of entatitlement and I'm not independent from the out, that's why I accept their bitchy behaviour because I don't want to lose them..my fear of me losing the girl if I call her out or introduce a negetive vibe in the text has led my brain to wire its self in a way such that if a gal behaves badly..I TAKE it and twist it into some humourous scenario...So if (even if I'm not) correct I need to have a change of mindset..one way I know of doing this is to have more numbers I'm hitting up at the same time....is there any other way to get rid of this mindset??
Okay I realise I'm making the same mistake wen txting these girls....I'm letting them feed me dildos. Now I have been asking myself WHY I'm LETTING that happend even after Steve and Manwhore's advice on the first txt convo..correct me if I'm wrong but I think this is all because my inner game is messed up. Basically I have no sense of entatitlement and I'm not independent from the out, that's why I accept their bitchy behaviour because I don't want to lose them..my fear of me losing the girl if I call her out or introduce a negetive vibe in the text has led my brain to wire its self in a way such that if a gal behaves badly..I TAKE it and twist it into some humourous scenario...So if (even if I'm not) correct I need to have a change of mindset..one way I know of doing this is to have more numbers I'm hitting up at the same time....is there any other way to get rid of this mindset??